are cunts.
Inflatable dolls are typically marketed as low-cost party novelties rather than functional products.
These items are defined by their disposable nature and frequently fail to meet basic consumer expectations regarding durability and appearance.
Here are some common defects and issues which I have personally encountered …
Structural Failures: “Dead on Arrival” products that leak air immediately due to pinholes or failed heat-seals.
Weak Seams: Because the vinyl is thin, the seams often split under the slightest pressure, making the doll impossible to keep inflated.
Misleading Proportions: While advertised as “life-sized,” many cheap models are significantly smaller (often only 4–5 feet tall) and have distorted, cartoonish features.
Strong Chemical Odours: Budget dolls are often made from low-grade PVC that emits a strong, unpleasant plastic smell (off-gassing) that can persist for days.
They typically use very thin vinyl (under 0.2mm), which is easily punctured and loses its shape quickly.
Basic Valves: Most use “pinch valves” (like cheap beach balls) that are prone to popping open or leaking air slowly over a few hours.
Mass Production: Lack of quality control means a high percentage of units leave the factory with manufacturing defects.
I am sick of buying bicycle repair kits.
Waste of fucking money.
I`m off to have a wank.
Nominated by sņigger-sņigger.
You have obviously brought a product that is not as advertised and is clearly unfit for purpose.
I suggest that you take the offending item along to your nearest consumer rights office and demonstrate the shortcomings to the staff there.
Good morning.
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That one in the Header pic is a Burt Reynolds lookalike?
must be for bandits.
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Also…….
When you go to the consumer office it will probably be better not to take public transport.
You don’t want to have to pay for 2 tickets.
Drive there, but remember to put a seat belt on your doll, even if you sit her in the back.
The police can get funny about these type of things.
The cunts.
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And don’t forget to rinse the spunk out of all three holes first.
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The one I bought ten years ago is now three times the price.
That’s inflation for you.
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I’ll get your coat. 😁
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I can’t think of anything to say regarding this nom except, get yourself a human girlfriend? Preferably one that’s alive.
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I agree Jill.
Until they develop a doll that can cook and make sandwiches I will be sticking to my human version.
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The up-to-date AI versions cook and make sandwiches Artful.
In fact they’re so realistic that they’ve always got a headache or on the blob.
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Dead right Jill. I remember those premium rate phone lines in the eighties where some woman would talk dirty for a fiver a minute. I heard it called; “Telephone sex.” I thought, nah, I’ll stick to the old fashioned sort.
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I was wondering, Jill, have they invented the vibrator that can buy a round of drinks, yet.
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I hear they make great Labour leadership candidates however – a step-up in terms of credibility, statesmanship, intelligence and popularity.
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…and integrity and sheer sexual charisma
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vinyl Lionel above has a strange looking neck?
probably the result of swollen glands
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Presumably the diaorrhea dispersed on his chest is the result of a top-level summit with the Lib-Dems
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I had a Muslim sex doll, it blew it’s self up.
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Bought from Dirty Barrys?
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Exploding sex dolls, Del Boy did a line of those, Danger UXD, no money back no guarantee.
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Im surprised those enterprising immigrants in calais arent using these as one man canoes to cross the Channel
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Does it come with a selection of free specs and suits, as well as the use of an expensive Central London ‘Revision’ Flat’?
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I bought this thing from Therm-a-rest in the eighties, that self inflated. Ideal for sitting on for ages whilst queuing for Promenade concerts.
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Happy memories of buying a season ticket for less than a hundred pounds, of which I had laminated.
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I have a few of these in the attic and sometimes go up there for an orgy. Wife thought I was going up for suitcases 😁
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I bought the de luxe ‘Carol Vordernorks’ model.
‘She gives you 4 from the top and 2 from the bottom’ according to the sales literature.
Trouble is, by the time I’d inflated its hindquarters and Zeppelins I was too knackered to do anything with it.
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I had one that deflated took back and told them it had gone down on me, they said that’s an extra £20!
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Class pure class E. Can any of you tech experts come up with a method of removing the mouthful of coffee I splattered my knackered I pad with?
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Only a preemptive I’m afraid, Black biscuit, such as a transparent item over iPad for when next having a wank.
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A few years ago watched a programme on telly on how sophisticated these dolls are now made, which cost thousands. They even spoke, saying “not tonight darling I’ve got a headache”. What’s the use of that, when you can pick up some any old slag for a few quid.
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I think the difference is that you can’t jet wash some old slag and hang her up in the cupboard after you’ve blown your load up it.
Not without police involvement anyway.
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Mines in the loft it started getting a bit gobby regarding foreplay 😩….at least the wife’s usually pissed and asleep 🤫
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Guys, be careful. There’s a recall notice out on these faulty David Lammy ones…
https://share.google/7tNulJB1gnuqoSaHm
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🐵🐵🐵
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RATO
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A whoopee cushion would be cheaper, only the noise would get on your nerves and make you deflated.
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“Many cheap models are significantly smaller (ofter only 4-5 feet tall) and have distorted, cartoonish features”.
Cunt Engine will take two.
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Starmfuher has the personality of an inflatable doll.Who requires popping.
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One bloke bought the latest that sucks you off and couldn’t stop it. Now he’s in intensive care on a life support machine.
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That brand used the control system from a milking machine cos the unit was cheap. Problem arose when the manufactures forgot to change the auto off program. Standard setting was switch off when 5000 litre tank full.
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I still remember having this real life Chinese woman who couldn’t speak a word of English and would repeat anything I said to her, such as “I love you long time” and I could say anything filthy to her and would nod her head. But she didn’t like me locking her away in the cupboard.
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It’s not so much the problem with the doll, it’s the cleaning out I’m not keen on..🤮
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It’s worth looking up nymphomaniacs anonymous and they pay you.
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We’re all going to be knackered before the nights out and might have to throw in a few digressions.
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For the connoisseurs among you:
http://www.realdoll.com
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