are a cunt.
The Council versus the Kurds etc.
It seems Trading Standards are still working under the misapprehension that investigating “corner shops” involves telling them off for selling Mayfair and a pack of Rothmans to a spotty 16 Yr old..
Apparently not.
“A midnight phone call from a High Street crime gang, threatening to kill crime investigator Mandy and burn her house down, was just the start of a campaign of intimidation that would eventually force her and her husband to move home.
She faced escalating threats from a Kurdish crime gang, that had been selling illegal cigarettes and nitrous oxide canisters in mini-marts across the UK.”
Oh dear quite an ethnic escalation.
“One defendant got her personal number, she says, and sent her “very aggressive” text messages asking for the money seized when his shop was raided.
“Bear in mind, he was a failed asylum seeker not permitted to work. He was driving a nice BMW,” says Mandy.”
Bingo! The rules have changed but officials cannot keep pace with “our enrichment”,in our multicultural ghettos all bets are off.
Bulldoze the cunts.
Nominated by Unkle Terry, with a supporting act from Chuff Chugger below.
May I piggyback this nom for one very similar. I have been very aware of these money laundering type shops…..everyone knows it im my town. Where I get my hair cut (proper, traditional barbers) in the town, they tell me of stories of various ‘barbers’ being pretty much dead all week, but banking 10k every week in cash at the bank…we all know this goes on, we have to accept it, because the authorities don’t beleive us. Now though, They have released headline grabbing news about they have apprently just realises swarthy cunts are doing something dodgy and want to ‘crack down’ on it…fuck me, do they go around with their eyes closed, or sit in offices all day, or only talk to puritanicals who think no one has ever done anything wrong? We have the wrong people running thse government departments…..we need a load of Jack Regans (showing my age)
Even a blind man would realise this set of cunts are not the quintet that appeared at the Wigmore Hall the other night.
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I was involved in some work assessing car washes, initially for modern slavery. They break almost every rule in the book and could easily be closed down with any number of pieces of current legislation. But the authorities turn a blind eye- just aren’t interested , probably as it’s too difficult and they are lazy cunts. Councils and government agencies actually want a quiet life and doing something is just too difficult. In one instance the rozzers were using the local car wash to get their vehicles cleaned!
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Anybody using the car washes, shops or whatever of such people are cheap, lazy cunts and encouraging these filthy animals to be here. End of. It is the customers who are the main problem.
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agreed, I mended my ways years ago
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The Youth love those nitrous oxide capsules.
and everyone loves cheap snide fags.
Could say these Kurdish gentlemen are offering a vital public service, no?
A shop where you can buy drugs,vapes, cigarettes, weapons, and get felt up by a swarthy sweaty cunt and groomed,
a one stop shop.
probably get your car washed and a bad haircut too.
supply an demand.
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Have no fear labour have a plan for foiling that, a huge 30 million has been set aside, with a staggering 75 new officers deployed..
Watch out Abdul and Mo, Rodney robot starmer is gunning for you..
Pathetic…
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Or GURNING for you
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There appears to be complete silence (D Notice?) on Rodney’s Ukranian Rent Boy trial. It is safer to say and do nowt than to expose and prosecute vermin cunts involved in such “trades”.
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D notices are history Sir Cuntalot, the MSM are keeping schtum due to them being an integral part of the establishment. In other words the establishment looking after it’s own.
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Old Starmbot is an unflushable 💩
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Banksy is going to stencil on a wall an image of a middle eastern man threatening a white female Trading Standards Officer at knifepoint.
Just as soon as Hell freezes over.
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The next door neighbour had a poor customer service issue in a paki shop.
Two of the pakis there are pretty genial
but one is a right miserable little surly cunt.
she had some issue with paying by card
got into a arguement with him.
He called her a ‘fuckin bastard’.
which isnt helpful.
she replied
‘go groom some kids you fuckin pee do’.
He later apologised after thinking about his customer interaction and the possibility of his shop burning to the ground .😄
manners cost nothing,
service with a smile!
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Even my tumbleweed Town are opening these shops that are never entered and believe to be dealing in cash only if they are.
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A vast criminal empire working right under the authorities nose?
Never mind,it boosts GDP on one of Rachel’s la-la land spreadsheets so it’s fine.
“Illegal immigrants are the cornerstone of traditional English towns,always have been and always will be..” says Wes Streeting as much as possible.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Things must be bad if the usually wilfully blind BBC are prepared to name and shame some of these dirty stinking park key types, as they have recently.
In the cases they’ve highlighted, the perpetrators and their actions were so well known in the local community that the fatsos must have known what was going on, yet failed to act.
Even when presented with damning evidence, they drag their heels with barely disguised reluctance.
Backed by commissioners who are empowered enough to tell the Home Secretary, their boss, to fuck off if they don’t like the orders they’ve been given.
And therein lies the real problem.
Old bill are nothing more than the enforcement wing of the political bias of the Labour party, and an intrinsically lazy one at that.
The fat, useless cunts.
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I don’t suppose anyone knows the location of these sellers of cheap smokes?
At £19.81 for 20 B&H, I would reluctantly line Abdul’s pockets if it meant not giving that useless cunt Reeves £15 a pack in tax.
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£45 for 200 in my home town for gold B&H, don’t taste to bad.
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Morning, Mr NCC, Do you still ‘import’ barrels of rum, snuff and flintlocks under the very noses of the customs men?
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In Italy at the moment- 5.50 euros a pack. I don’t smoke but feel that i should at those prices.
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These cunts are criminal money laundering outlets.
Vape shops.
Barbers.
Mini mart.
Car washes.
Everyone knows this.
The councils know this.
The government know this.
The Police know this.
These outlets are probably paying token amounts of:
Council tax.
Business rates.
Income tax.
NI.
Therefore; your local authority and the national government are benefiting from THE PROCEEDS OF CRIME..!
ARRESTS SHOULD BE MADE..!
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You missed out nail bars.
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And FUCKING NAIL BARS…!
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👍😁
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Snail Bars in France…..
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Loads of Parking Stanley corner shops, vape shops, barbers, nail bars in our high street. So how did the fatso bacon buttie brigade finally cotton on to the imported organised crime gangs? Was it that the druggies, alcoholics and mongs that largely populate our town centres have no use for such services? Was it the ever increasing cases of molestation and raype of white schoolgirls? Was it the lucrative immie smuggling? Was it the increase in DIY terrywrism? Who the fuck knows? Still I am sure the marxist shit Andy Burnbum will sort it all out once he disposes of the marxist shit Sir Too Kweer. Or maybe not.
Good morning, everyone.
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Two Tier had a law enacted just to protect his lucrative pension. Same cunt who cancelled heating allowance for OAPs many of whom were living on the basic state pension, but that’s another story. What we need and it’s proved it can be done, is a law naming and exempting Mis and then round up every other cunt with facial hair and deport them.
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Do you mind arfur?
I’ve got facial hair too.
Personally I’d deport to Afghanistan anyone who moisturises with Nivea Men, starting with its brand ambassador Lesley Sweeting.
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Sorry Geordie, I didn’t know. We’ll add your name to the exemption.
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Nivea? For men? Fuck me.
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get a shave.
you look like a hobo.
😆
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I hear that Nivea have signed up MNC to promote their new ‘Country Cream’ range of gentleman’s moisturiser.
They’re made from beef dripping.
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Please add my name as I have facial hair too, a life without crispy bacon is one burden too many. Just collect the bastards with beards but no moustache..
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And Satan Bliar wants to abolish Pensions
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One of these fraudulent shops closed in march after around 8 months of ‘trading’ ….only took until the start of may to relocate about 300 yards further up the road into a disused sports shop and has just opened its doors 🚪 and hey presto the new premises is about 4 times bigger 🤫…now I must have been mistaken when every time I passed the old one not a soul was in it, obviously the premises had a vibrant online trade instead 🧐.. on this small stretch we have 3 (ahem) 💈 shops,1 vape and now this sizeable Aldi rival,all of course manned by ethnics 🤐 oh and sandwiched in between a 💈 and the new gaff is the constituency office of our arse labour mp 👍.. obviously he must get his barnet cut at Abdul’s and his crack from Mohammad … clamp down? pull the one with 🔔 on 😩
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A bit o/t but the jury has failed to decide on the Manchester airport paki punch fest, well there’s a surprise…not.
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@major… couldn’t even reach a majority verdict 😕… there’ll be a wankfest down the multitude of mosques in the UK today 😩…will the CPS try for a third time? Place ya bets 🎟️
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Indeed G, these lumps of shit won’t be going anywhere but the local mosque to praise Allan for their ‘good fortune’, followed by a compensation claim no doubt.
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I’ve even tried asking for certain things in these so called shops, to test them out and they haven’t the foggiest idea what I’m talking about. Why aren’t the authorities I tell this to, dealing with it ? Unless they are and its in the massive queue that’s developing now the penny has finally dropped.
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id never give some ethnic my money.
never.
id rather go without.
that includes the dirty chinese.
if i was a virulent racist,
which i am
i wouldnt encourage them by ordering and eating that takeaway muck they sell.
wont use their mini marts,
or cheap shops.
i also wont work for them.
you cant book me if you dont have a english accent.
I dont like them.
i dont want them in my country.
The Goverment ,media an the middle classes may love them but i dont.
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Neither do I…🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️
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Didn’t mention that I bought anything. Was making enquiries.
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wasnt a post for you Sammy,
just saying.
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Morning MNC…you might be able to give me a lot of amusing shit if my plan comes off…but there’s a fit chınky bird I work with that I’ve taken quite a fancy to and am hatching a plan to do something about getting with her…
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We’ll shake on it. Mis.
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shaken not stirred sammy🫲
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You’ve reminded me, Thomas, of the filthy Chinky bird who didn’t speak English and would do, say and make me want to cum at a moments notice.
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morning Thomas👍
i dont think they all fire Pingpong balls from their fanny,
but you might be lucky?
Offer her a fried bat in the canteen,
or a scabby dogs leg.
win her over.
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Smash the GANGS Starmer you CUNT..!
MORE barbers, this time assisted by a FOREIGN ARMY..🤬
https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-soldiers-iraq-afghanistan-small-boat-belgium
STARMER YOU PRIME CUNT..!
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Shoot the cunts, sorted
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They weren’t such violent hard cunts when they were getting their arses kicked in Desert Storm, it was all nervous please don’t hurt me grins and hands up we surrender then.
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Think a lot of that was down to Saddam and co being bigger cunts than Liebour
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STOP ACCEPTING THESE THIRD WORLD SHITE AND TURN THE BOATS BACK.Not difficult.
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There is a gentlemen’s, ahem, “barbers” shop near where I live. 💈
There`s never any fucker in it except the “barbers” sitting around playing with their mobiles. I guess they`re organizing appointments.
A bit like saying that Cher is naturally gorgeous at 80 (happy birthday 🎂!) when she`s actually made entirely out of plastic.
🚬🥳
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i preferred Cher when she had a big nose in the 60s.
and before she was a elderly surgery addicted old tart.
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“Gypsies,Tramps and Thieves”..in Abduls Local Vape Shoppe and Migrant Hotel B&B.
Dear me.
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“Born in the wagon of a travelling show” to chants of “One of us”
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I’d have done terribly rude things to a 1970s Cher.
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Sit back and take it up the arse in out diverse and multicultural country
Diversity is our Strength
We are fucked or time to do a deal with El Salvador to send cunts like these to spend time in their nice holiday camps.
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I saw that a seagull took a shit on Charles yesterday as he was out getting Camilla’s L&B Blue Original and some vapes for the grandkids at Abdul’s Emporium. You’d think he would have employed a flunky to dive in the way for this kind of scenario.
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Yes, supposedly has a liveried retainer as “Groom of the stool” uses silken cloths to wipe the royal arse hole could be Damask cloths not really that bothered in finding out
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Went to Skegness the other, there was a picture of a Seagull with the warning ‘Do not Feed’. How the fuck am I supposed to know which one is the Seagull in the picture? Unless he now wears glasses, has a moustache, and a beer gut, I’d say I’m fucked.
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Pointless shite like this is ridiculous as you rightly point out how the fuck do you identify that particular seagull. Often more than one at the sea side.
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Every last one of these fifthly cunts (regardless of immigration status) should be deported by force if necessary.
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I imagine that car used as a battering ram was stolen. Sadam Hussain had a bit of a dislike towards Kurds, I can see why, he weren’t a bad chap, good at chess, I never got round to giving him a friendly game. As for the scumbags, yes, they need bulldozing into a pit, that is swiftly filled up to their necks with quick drying cement.
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seemed dead nice that Saddam didnt he?
i remember that hostage he had,
stuart.
” are you enjoying your cornflakes Stuart?”
saddam kindly asked him on camera.
showing he wasnt mistreating Stu.
stuart never replied.
the rude little cunt.
i liked the fact Saddam gassed lots of kurds and that he bought in proper Kelloggs cereal.
he was a cereal killer😁
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Kurds & whey, or lemon Kurd tart spring to mind.
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Nowt against Saddam,knew how to sort out the Islamic bin laden types,by gassing them or dropping explosives on them until they went away.
Unfortunately our Great Leaders thought it a jolly jape to allow the flotsam to wash up on our shores.
Now all our towns are full of human garbage,up to nowt but fuckery.
Saddams flying carpet Scud Oven.
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Couple of frag grenades and a long burst on full auto should change the shop keepers mind. Fucking peaceful bastards
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Vape shops, barbers, how banal, not like the good old days when the porn empire was in charge of naughtiness on the high street and the back street saunas and strip clubs, the good old days of Detective Kenneth Drury and the dirty book shops and blackmail of timid old lonely businessmen – “You don’t want your wife to know you attend striptease, Mr. Starmer?, what if we show her your membership card, and what you got up to with young Yvette, in full colour 8mm as well, All can be .forgotten for a mere £100 a week insurance policy, premium to be paid every Friday night at the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, when Lisa is giving you your deep, satisfying hydromassage, and Emily gives you another French lesson and “correction”.
As an old school “businessman” who still keeps the knuckle dusters in the glove compartment of the Jag, I wouldn’t be seen dead running a nail bar. They based Richard Burton’s “Villain” on me “My names Vic Deakin. One look from me and they piss in their pants”
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Good old days when a fiver in a driving licence would make the speeding offence vanish. Soho not full of gays, large men chasing us out the shop cos we switched all the battery powered dildos on
Dirty bastards trying to pickup up kids from the arcades. Sounds bad but we knew the score and the majority of the “hardmen” and perverts spoke the same language we did, plus not everywhere stank of weed. You could afford the underground fare as well and faced little risk of arse rape by a gang of Afghan shepherds. We knew what was what, there was nothing like the lack of certainty that we suffer now. Governments doing a fucking good job making our country safe.
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Are you a mother fixated fruity gentleman? All the best gangsters are or so I gather.
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In Wild West Frontier towns you had a Hardware Store, a Brothel, a Saloon, a Gun Shop, a Barbers and. Hotel. Repeat in every other town.
Reminds of High Streets in the present day English Towns and Cities as you walk up and down. Turkish Barbers, Vape Shop. Booze Shop, Charity Shop, Turkish Barbers, Vape Shop, Booze Shop, Charity Shop, Turkish Barbers, Vape Shop, Booze Shop, Charity Shop, repeat 1000 times,
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Bob, for the Wild West you forgot about the Undertakers and the Howard Johnson 1 Flavor Ice Cream Parlor (the Starbucks of the time). Even Rock Ridge had one.
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Oh yeah Dickie, the Undertakers!! Did a roaring trade in Clint Eastwood Westerns.
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know that Dodge City?
“better get outta Dodge”…
stockport lads, the Dodge brothers.
hehe, we’re everywhere
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Never mind that shit. Here comes Mungo.
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financial visionary Rachel Reeves has just announced her measures for the cost of living crisis.
a loaf of bread will cost you a tenner soon but dont worry
kids will travel free on buses
and itll be cheap to get into amusement parks
wunderbar.
Bread and circuses.
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Err what about free bus fares for Old Age Pensioners?
And, chocolate is going to be cheaper?
Oh, a great idea. Give kids rotten teeth, worms, diabetes.
Is that the best Rachel the Nose can do?
Fucking useless inadequate inept incompetent cunt.
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‘But… But biscuits and chocolate will be cheaper for the little kiddies.’
The little fuckers are spoilt enough as it is these days. Whatever they want, they get. If the devious manipulative brats get wind of this (and they will), there will be more pressure on parents as the little sods will mither and tantrum for it. As sure as shit is shat.
What a brainwave from Rachel the Conk. Inept fucking slag.
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Jack Regan and George Carter were the bollocks.
Last great TV cops? Gene Hunt and Sam Tyler. And DI Alex Drake would have got a thorough going over with the old tickling stick. By Jove Missus.
Endeavour was good (mostly), but the young Morse was a smug pretentious bastard. Fred Thursday was the man in that series. He kicked some arse.
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Kojak was ace too.
Captain Mac, Bobby Crocker, Big Stavros, Rizzo, Sapperstein and, of course, Theo.
Memorable episodes? Many. But Bill Duke camping it up as the black pimp Sylk was a great one.
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put out a album or two,
Telly Savalas.
crooning love songs.
well say crooning,
just talking suggestively really.
Like William Shatner,
didnt really sing just talked bollocks.
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Not all he recorded Mis. Ever seen this one?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoHVO1eSMFc
So familiar to me and much of what’s shown there is gone now. One half of the famous inner ring road has been replaced by a narrow cobbled lane, I’m not joking and the central library could easily pass as a mosque. As I posted before it wasn’t so much we left Brum, rather that Brum left us.
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Brilliant Arfur👍
Telly savalas guide to Birmingham.
“its like lookin inter da past”
lovely speaking voice Telly had.
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I recall Telly on Top of the Pops doing ‘If’.
Originally, a Bread song about the end of the world.
But, Telly did it in his laconic Kojak drawl with ad libs…
‘If the world should stop revolving… Y’ know, spinning slowly down to die. I’d spend the end with you, Baby.’🤣
However, he wasn’t too bad when he sung properly. In Kojak he sings a a song called ‘Azure Dee’ about a murdered prostitute in one episode.
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I am truly amazed anyone is surprised by this, we have opened out borders, welcomed these Dooshka shit stains from one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Now we are over run with organized chrime, drugs, prostitution, people trafficking, slaves and shit hair dressers with only the chavvy meercat haircut in their remit.
Teflon Tony Blair and Steamer are to blame, at least Blairs MRS is safe from any kind of sexual harassment from these greasy whopps.
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And Brown, Cameron, May, Boris, Sunak… all open borders fuckwits. In fact, the Tories have been worse.
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Bet Colombo could sing.
eye tie.
Frank Sinatra an Dean Martin loved Peter Falks
rumpled Homicide detective.
me too.
An i liked that mcCloud.
dunno if he really was plod,
seemed a bit of a cowboy…😁
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Peter Falk was brilliant as the psychotic dictator in the Twilight Zone. The Mirror, the episode was called.
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I’ve never heard of these Turds doing anything worthwhile. Another one for the “why are these useless, ugly beasts here?” drawer. Filed away for later consideration. Shame Sadam wasn’t left in charge in Iraq, he was doing a good job in what was a better world. Same with Gaddafi in Libya, Assad in Syria. Everything has got worse since they were removed and Europe has found out. American arseholes and their masters fucking everything up. For whose benefit? Not yours or mine.
Cunts.
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They were the zoo keepers Brine and we despatched them and released the animals. Biggest mistake we ever made .
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