are a cunt.
The Council versus the Kurds etc.
It seems Trading Standards are still working under the misapprehension that investigating “corner shops” involves telling them off for selling Mayfair and a pack of Rothmans to a spotty 16 Yr old..
Apparently not.
“A midnight phone call from a High Street crime gang, threatening to kill crime investigator Mandy and burn her house down, was just the start of a campaign of intimidation that would eventually force her and her husband to move home.
She faced escalating threats from a Kurdish crime gang, that had been selling illegal cigarettes and nitrous oxide canisters in mini-marts across the UK.”
Oh dear quite an ethnic escalation.
“One defendant got her personal number, she says, and sent her “very aggressive” text messages asking for the money seized when his shop was raided.
“Bear in mind, he was a failed asylum seeker not permitted to work. He was driving a nice BMW,” says Mandy.”
Bingo! The rules have changed but officials cannot keep pace with “our enrichment”,in our multicultural ghettos all bets are off.
Bulldoze the cunts.
Nominated by Unkle Terry, with a supporting act from Chuff Chugger below.
May I piggyback this nom for one very similar. I have been very aware of these money laundering type shops…..everyone knows it im my town. Where I get my hair cut (proper, traditional barbers) in the town, they tell me of stories of various ‘barbers’ being pretty much dead all week, but banking 10k every week in cash at the bank…we all know this goes on, we have to accept it, because the authorities don’t beleive us. Now though, They have released headline grabbing news about they have apprently just realises swarthy cunts are doing something dodgy and want to ‘crack down’ on it…fuck me, do they go around with their eyes closed, or sit in offices all day, or only talk to puritanicals who think no one has ever done anything wrong? We have the wrong people running thse government departments…..we need a load of Jack Regans (showing my age)
If the cunts aren’t opening barber shops :
https://www.gbnews.com/news/tameside-five-people-arrested-suspicion-local-election-fraud-offences
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Not all gangs are swarthy cunts, some have white granny bobble hats and are much more dangerous..!
BBC News – Late Queen was ‘very keen’ for Andrew to be given trade envoy role
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2pjg397l2o
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OT, just done an oil change. Bought some new Swarfega and it now comes in a handy pump-type dispenser and is orange rather than green. Remember those old jokes about using Swarfega as a sex aid? Well I was surprised to find that this new formula is loaded with a fine grit. It certainly gets your hands clean but I doubt you would enjoy having the stuff in your foreskin or up your fanny depending which side you are on.
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You need heavy-duty axle grease for the other, arfur.
That’s what Rodney uses when he plays cards with his Ukrainian friends.
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Evening GT…Rodders doubtless like to play the ‘Emu’ game, where he dresses up as the eponymous bird puppet and a Ukranian forearm has to be inserted up to the elbow.
No need to wince, Kwier can accommodate a burly slav forearm quite comfortably.
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Hang them all.Termites.
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Nice Bank holiday weekend👍
some will be going to somewhere foreign.
or a goverment approved theme park.
Not me.
my idea of hell that.
ill be out in the Peak district with my dog.
pint of draught bitter an fish n chips.
simple pleasures.
some people would find that boring.
prefer cooking like a lizard on a foreign beach an getting food poisoning off some greasy spic.
Or on a rollercoaster with a load of screaming halfwits.
Each to their own.
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Indeed Mis, walking the dog in God’s own country with your knackers out is an Englishmans birthright.
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If there’s an Easterly, I’ll be up on Mam on the paraglider.
See you there Mis..
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Tell you what Doc,
the parking thing around there has gotten out of hand hasnt it?!
That started around lockdown.
used to be regulars in the Ramblers inn ,Edale,
some friends had it.
Have a good un on the glider👍
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OT. Common sense 1 Woke Loonies 0
And, fuck you David Tennant. Go and suck some trannie knob.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0e2rj3zj02o
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Starmer to campaign for Andy Burnham in Makerfield.
Eh?
“No thanks our kid, your as popular as Monkeypox”.
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It seems Stormer is more politically adept than we imagined..
He’s going to take the entire shithouse of a “party” down in a Hindeburg style cataclysm.
He may yet be seen as some sort of English hero..
Just kidding the cunt is a through going traitor who should hang.
What a panto of cunts.
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Flush the Turds
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