is a cunt
This is really a double cunting, not just for the mixed up old man HIMself, and the Daily Mail, who insists on calling this quare freak “she”. Clearly miffed that HE never became one of Kweer’s mincers, the publicity machine for the old pantomime Dame has shuddered into life again, to let us know that at 64 HE wants to have children, and also to descend to pathos by telling us how lonely HE was at boarding school (that explains a lot!) and the death of HIS mother when HE was a lad.
We have heard it all before. Eddie nobody loves a fairy when HE is 40, and you are a quarter of a century past that.
If this thing was allowed to have a child, it would be the most egregious case of child abuse. Apart from the fact the old bugger would be 80 or over when the unfortunate child hits it’s teenage years, and would be an unpaid carer to this old toilet per*ert, he or she would have for a father a mixed up old MAN who thinks it is a woman. Just imagine the child’s life at school with all the bullying because of this elderly freak show,
There must be a firm NO to HIM if he tries itl. I think chemical castration would be best for it. HE is a vile creature and the Daily Mail should not be encouraging HIM in his quare fantasies. Just imagine if HE got both HIS wishes and became an M,P, and a “mother”. Apart from the adult offspring spending years in psychotherapy, HE would doubtless do a Stella Creasy and breastfeed in Parliament, with HIS plastic tits.
This country gets more decadent and morally bankrupt by the day.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
When he says he wants to ‘have kids’, he means it in the Jimmy Savile sort of way.
Good morning to one and all.
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Your right Thomas our Jim had lots of kids, bodies and God knows what else. Letting it have a child would be a crime against what’s left of what we call humanity. I think he should be steered gently towards a humongous articulated lorry exceeding the speed limit. The outcome would likely be beneficial for all parties who have dealings with this deluded fucktard.
Am I turning into to a bitter twisted misanthrope. Fucking hope so!
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Yep, the only way to be BB. Being a misfit was what saved me. That and by massive good fortune meeting the right woman.
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i wouldnt let this fuckin headtheball have a dog nevernind children.
Looks a right twat.
his dad must of had faulty tadpoles.
maybe worked at sellafield or something.
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Maybe an undiagnosed, slow-growing brain tumour as he used to be normal-ish. That’s where I’d put my money.
The guy is a total fucking hatstand.
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I wonder what goes through a tran§bumder’s mind when, even if they are so mentally deranged that they’ve managed, however nominally and temporarily, to convince themselves that they’re a woman, what then happens when they need a piss and the urine very obviously comes through a penis?
All tran§ freaks are without exception pædophiles and need to be publicly hung, drawn and quartered.
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I totally agree Thomas.
When i was a teenager my mam met one at some church thing.
felt sorry for it.
Becsuse it was shunned by normal people.
itd been a college lecturer and was about 6ft5in , hands like fuckin shovels and clearly a bloke in a wig..
One day it came our house with surveyors maps of the cave systems underneath Stockport for my dad who is interested in local history.
when hed looked at them he said to me who was on my way out
“Hey lad. carry these maps back for angela’
what?
im just on my way out dad.
“wont take you long boy.”
i was mortified.
i had to walk down the road with all these maps with a massive transvestite on a very rough council estate.
As we set off i turned back to see my dad stood at the front door pissing himself laughing.
🥺
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Did he make you walk in front of him so he could ‘see the goods’?!
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suzy?
yeah right.😂
80ml of thorazine please nurse Ratchett.
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I’ll bet there’s a drag ‘artist’ called Thora Zine.
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I’d pick Tuna Turnoff
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simply a pest
wetter than all the rest.
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The only known mental illness where the cure is for everyone else to go along with the patient’s delusions.
Bring back the nuthouses!
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Morning Odin, wasn’t that the plot to ‘Shutter Island’?!
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Exactly Odin. If the system wasn’t as crazy as he is he would have been sectioned years ago.
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From the article in the link – “It’s going to have to be a very confident and strong-minded woman who has a relationship with me”.
No it fucking wont. It will be a weak emotionally unstable mental case.
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Suzy’s career took a dive when she joined the Labour Party.
It showed up her deficiencies as a comedienne, because she’s not half as funny as 6-Bellies, Mucky Ange or the Flabopotamus.
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If I think anybody is lacking in any talent I feel fit, they are dismissed immediately into a puff of smoke and become nonentities. This person belongs in that criteria and that’s the end of that.
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Lots of people struggle over their gender.
Am i a boy?
am i a girl?
lacking the commonsense to look down the front of their undercrackers.
you see a tallywhacker? boy.
hairy clam? girl.
i was around 2/3yrs old when i knew this.
apparently ahead of the curve
because suzy is 65 an still confused.
his dad should of put him in a sack an chucked him in the river.
sorted.
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I remember first being attracted to females when I was about 6 years old, and taking a keen interest interest in my dad’s discarded copies of The Sun, purely for the football you understand.
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Put him on the front row at the embassy club and let Bernard have a shufty 😂…
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Here we go again, another degenerate gaylord bender spouting his warped views onto the rest of us.
The raddled old poove should be locked up along all the others of his ilk.
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That cunt is definitely a:
COCK in a FROCK…!
YOU CAN CUT THE BALLS OF A DOG, BUT IT’S STILL FUCKING DOG, EDDIE..!
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How long, seriously, before people think their dog’s are having a ‘gender crisis’ and then paying thousands for vets to butcher their genitals?
It sounds insane, because it is, but I reckon it will happen, prolly beginning in LA.
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definetly California.
thats the home of all things mental.
LA being the epicentre of puddled fuckers
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Dirty chutney ferret.Push HIM down a flight of stairs.
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This revolting degenerate was reasonably funny back in the late 90s and very early 2000s. I remember an ex having some of his comedy shows on DVD. There was one in particular where he covered historical events in an amusing way.
There was always his strange tendency to wear high heels and look like a slim version of Par Butcher. In fact, I recall he described himself as a male lesbian. But they were more innocent times, before this country had travelled so very far down the path of far left lunacy. We just assumed he was being a bit random and didn’t think there was any need to think too hard about it. Part of his whacky comedy routine.
Fast forward to Weimar Britain, 2026, and now we see the truth as the full, monstrous process nears its hideous completion. As this disturbing, female-toilet botherer attempts to become a “mother”. Perhaps part of a tortured attempt to reconnect with his sadly lost mother… a case for a mental institution rather than caring for an infant.
We were clearly being far too liberal back in the day. We must take more seriously these tendencies to dress in the wrong clothes as signalling a pathway to depravity. I would venture to say that even a pink shirt on a man should be treated with scepticism, with or without those gay slip-on shoes and a manbags.
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an pink or red jeans.
a clear indication the wearer likes to go in public toilets and exit with lipstick on their helmet.
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Some pooftah had the effrontery to attend my brother’s funeral in bright yellow corduroy slacks.
FFS!
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Not necessarily Gh and good morning…I am a big fan of ostentatious sartorial magnificence and can regularly be seen wearing full floral velvet suits, pink shirts, pink trousers and all manner of poncey gear.
But I pull it off with aplomb and remain staunchly ‘butter side up’.
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Not necessarily Gh and good morning…I am a big fan of ostentatious sartorial magnificence and can regularly be seen wearing full floral velvet suits, pink shirts, pink trousers and all manner of pọnćey gear.
But I pull it off with aplomb and remain staunchly ‘butter side up’.
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TtCE you are Peter Wyngarde reincarnate and I claim my pair of Jason King screen-matched shades.
Do you call the love dungeon Department S?
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Morning GT…in case you weren’t aware, the erstwhile Mr Wyngarde recorded a delightful composition simply entitled ‘Rape’:
https://youtu.be/p-G45BziZy0?si=LmrHUCADptxfjG4n
How the fuck it was ever approved for recording, even in the 70’s, is mystifying!
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Morning Thomas.
My missus says I dress like a redneck. That’s mainly because I am one. The most flamboyant I will go is army camouflage pattern – desert version. And I sometimes wear marigold gloves – when I’m cleaning out the drains by hand. Mainly because the last time I did it bare handed, the smell of shit was infused into my flesh for several days afterwards.
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Morning Thomas. Great stuff is that.
If only ‘Rape’ had been the UK’s Eurovision entry in 1970. We’d have swept the board, knocking that Irish tart’s ‘All kinds of bollocks’ into a very distant second place.
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I’ve worn pink shirts now and again over the years. I first met a man who had a problem with that in 1984. He was my boss in a new job. He didn’t press the point, I was too useful to him as I would cover any call, anywhere at any time and in any weather. I gave up wearing lace-up shoes when I left school. I think they are a British idiosyncrasy anyway; I once met an American who was baffled that British men wore such. I couldn’t possibly carry a handbag. The ladies have the advantage here as a handbag would be so useful for a wallet, small change, keys, the phone, a pen, notepad, etc.
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Thomas that song has given me the impetus to drag Jess Phillips into the bushes, pull down her Harris tweed knickers and bash in her back doors. I might film it for our Xmas video this year
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A boy named Sue.
fer christs sake.
most trannys try an top themseves.
maybe in a breif moment of self loathing.
unstable see?
not wired up right.
puddled.
some people feel sorry for them.
i dont.
i think they should gassed.
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Being a psychiatrist must be a piss easy profession nowadays.
Instead of treating anyone you just go along with their delusions.
Eddie Izzard is clearly fucking mental.
He needs locking up and treatment.
Instead he gets called she and is endorsed by the media.
He will also be accepted by the adoption agencies, despite him almost certainly only wanting to adopt a little boy.
What the fuck has this cunt ever done?
I only remember seeing him on game shows.
If he was a comedian then I have never heard him say anything funny.
He used to put on makeup and wear lacy blouses, but he always insisted that he was a transvestite and not even gay.
He still does. He describes himself as a ‘male lesbian’.
So we are supposed to believe that he is sexually attracted to women.
Well if that’s the case he should never be allowed in women’s bogs or changing rooms.
But I bet that he is.
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Morning TAC..if he tries to get into a female changing room, hopefully a hard woman, maybe like ‘Vasquez’ out of Aliens, beats the lipstick off his stupid face and finishes him off with several hard kicks to the bollocks he pretends not to own.
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He used to do TV adverts for UNICEF, arriving at a refugee camp in some third world toilet in the Middle East to whine about water aid. Strangly, ‘Suzy’ was left at home.
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Lol, he’s a walk TV advert.
See what I did there?
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To be fair to him,not many blokes can carry off bright red heels,MNC,maybe,but very few others.
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It’s a good job we’re all anonymous on here Hugh. Mis is a big lad who’s got experience of fighting. of
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of??
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Anyone who doesn’t know the difference between male and female shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children.
Any man who thinks he’s a woman needs electric shock therapy. Preferably the electric chair.
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The right lady to be the British envoy to the Iranian caliphate.
Oven.
Good morning.
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He is obviously a Nazi
https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it
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I note he is wearing a pair of red shoes. No chance a tornado will drop a farmhouse on him?
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izzard of Oz
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There has to be a situation comedy/broad farce in him, like those olf ITV series On the Buses, George And Mildred, or Nearest And Dearest. I offer you Peter Mandelson and Wes Streeting as two gay ;publications who run a pub near the docks, and Eddie Izzard does a weekly drag show. Lots of double entendres and smut. I could be the new Ronald Woolfe and Ronald Chesney.I might pitch it to London Weekend if they still exist, I’m calling it : I Feel A Bit Qu eer Tonight. Then studio audience will be rivitted to their seats – it’s the only way we could keep them in the studio.
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You could do with disabling your auto-correct(!) and predictive text WC. I’m getting at the prats who implement it, not your good self. London Weekend and Thames both long gone sadly.
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Sorry yes – publicans!
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Whatever happened to that contributor called Cuntrarian? I’m sure he would have something graphic, horrible but hilarious to say about “what Eddie Izzard does”.
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Noted in the Fail article that he would like to have a relationship with a women? Is he a lezza as well? Fuckers insane. Could this be the sort of spectacle that causes potential alien visitors to say fuck that and go somewhere else? I,m sure that even their weird gender system would be unable to cope with the likes of this mentalist eejit.
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Even though he hasn’t blatantly stated that he likes tassels marching into his catflap, he’d doubtless like a gaylien’s tentacle to administer a thorough Lubbocking, eh BB?
As long as the appendage has at least the diameter of a standard fire extinguisher.
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The mind boggles Thomas,. He would benefit from good lubbocking. Hasn’t that odd fucker Barrymoor moved down to South Coast
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More likely that aliens would vaporise the planet, BB.
‘Those earthlings on one side of the planet are fucking insane, the ones on the other half are savages who procreate with their close relatives & abuse children.’
‘Destroy them all…’
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On the subject of aliens, wouldn’t you think they’d switch their spacecraft lights off once they’ve landed on Earth? That way there’d be less chance of them being spotted by the humanoids.
Even Mrs Twatt knows to switch the headlights off when she parks the car.
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What would these lads make of “Suzy” I wonder..!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXg6SCoBgJ/?igsh=aWJucHB4Znowa3Bi
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Afternon DS…y’know, I’m almost glad my parents passed on years ago and don’t have to endure this modern nonsense…when young, they experienced an England almost free of pakıs, nıggers, ding-dings and dog-eaters, something that older cunters on this site doubtless hold dear in their hearts.
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Indeed Cunt Engine, youngsters now think this is normal and it has always been like this. Former England rugby international Rory Underwood lives locally and was described as a “bit chinky looking” by my mum.
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my mother ( now passed ) once came back from shopping in her northern mill town 80’s.
said :
It’s full of paki’s, horrible..!
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My Sikh neighbours from the 70s and 80s. Great family, still in touch with them. And, still the cleanest house I have ever been in.
The matriarch (Hello Mrs K) warned me years ago as a young boy. ‘I tell you, son, Those Pakistanis will reap a horrible wind. They cause trouble and are unclean in their manners and habits.’
She was, of course, absolutely right. As she often was.
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Disgraceful 🤬🤬🤬
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Michael Barrymore,
when at the height of his popularity
was a saturday afternoon mainstay
and beloved by lots of people in the Uk.
My gran had his number straight away.
“hes not right in the head.”
an she was right, he wasnt.
My dad wasnt convinced either.
” hes a right puff.”
my mum came to Michaels defence.
Told my dad Michael was married.
” im tellin you. big daft puff.”
he was right too.
I of course dont like to judge people an always give someone the benefit of the doubt.
it took.a water logged corpse with its arse in tatters to convince me Michael was a wrong un.
alwight?!!!
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Dale Winton too, I know on the outside he was all brooding masculinity and undressing women with his eyes…but he didn’t fool me.
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My dad did that with Savile…
My mum said ‘Isn’t he nice? He does all these things for kids hospitals and for nothing.’
My old man peered over his Daily Mirror and scowled ‘Nobody does anything for nothing. He’s getting something out of it. But I dread to think what.’
And, my dad said that in 1976.
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I might have posted this before but thirty years ago I used to visit my late mother on Saturday evenings. That “Jim’ll fix it” thing was on the telly once and I saw a young boy in a vintage car with Lord Montagu and Savile. I felt distinctly uncomfortable.
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Lord Montagu had quite a thing about young RAF recruits…….
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My uncle told me he was a wrong`un back in the mid `70s. In rural Dorset! How he knew, I`ll never know -but he was right!
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@WC 7:53 pm
Gave a new slant to the WW2 nickname for the young RAF lads, “The Brylcreem Boys.”
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suzy Lizzard used to run marathons.
and used to wear a pink beret
like a pride parade Frank Spencer.
even the the Labour party rejected him
and they appointed Just Peter Mandelson as US ambassador.
normally a home to any passing circus freak
but not this crank.
How bad do you have to be to get rejected by Labour?!!!
every pinhead, bearded lady , siamese twin,
elephant man and dog with two dicks welcome but not you.
youre too freaky for us😄
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That Liberace was king of the puffs.
Quentin crisp the queen.
i always thought Liberace looked like a vampire..
i want to drink you blood ducky.
maybe shove my forked tongue up your hoop..
Not really convinced hes really dead.
probably lay in some sequinned coffin in a vault in Hollyweird.
attended by his Renfields.
Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise, that Will Smith.
They take simpletons down there for him to suck on.
probably that Bruce Wiliis.
hes forgotten about it after 20 minutes.
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Ah, the wit and wisdom of Fanny Izzard…
‘The Big Issue…. It’s like Bunty, but written by tramps.’
‘Shoving shopping trolleys round ASDA car park? A fuckin’ monkey could do it!’
‘Ohhh… Don’t you worry, Mickey Luv…’
‘No, Ross… Leave me my pens…’
I’m sure it was him…. Bloody looked like him anyway.
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pauline..
great character.
Loved League of Gentlemen.
Everytime i work in Hadfield (where it was filmed) its on.my mind.
wouldnt make it nowadays.
my favourite character was Geoff Tibbs.
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Geoff, Mike and Brian. Great series.
Also loved the downtrodden also ran 70s rock star, Les McQueen. Going on about the ‘glory days’ of Creme Brulee.
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Pauline was my favourite….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IuX5JErUno&list=PL_rq8Ru7g1s9Lxw_X5dvr0FCKuqUG7RxU&index=3
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