are a cunt.
Back in 2024 when our much admired PM ( that was sarcasm ) appointed Legohead as Chancellor, she made a right fuss about the financial ” black hole” and started casting about for ways to fill it without breaking the manifesto promises.
She cast her eyes on the money that large corporation invest for pension schemes for their employees and thought ” how can I get my mits on that?”. So she proposed making it compulsory to invest a percentage of such funds in schemes that will benefit the UK economy, like HS2 perhaps?.
Anyway, the HOL rejected it, so Labour resubmitted a watered down version, which, to no surprise, has been passed by the HOC.
She also proposed that smaller companies should amalgamate pension pots to create a larger sum for investment. She’s all heart and didn’t want the little guys to miss out on this fabulous investment opportunity.
Please make it stop, please.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I wonder at what point the clueless cunt is going to steal all of it to make sure public sector pensions get paid out?
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Quite right.
These Theiving socialists are just official pickpockets.
Hide your money
Deal in cash
Keep your gob shut
💵💸💰
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If you’ve not got it in your pocket.
You’ve not got it.
Some cunt will always have their peepers on it.
Good morning 🌞👍
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The old custom of laying coins on a deceased eyes as been noted and will be taxed.
Just one coin now
Government gets the rest.
And wishing wells need to be looked into.
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George Harrison predicted that – Taxman.
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So now we know. Her mentor at the Bank of England was Robert Maxwell.
He taught her how to deal with being up to your eyeballs in debt.
Steal from pensioners.
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It certainly was ‘Mirror, Mirror up the wall’ with Maxwell!
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Nothing new here. Gordon Brown started thieving people’s pension funds. Also a Labour chancellor. What a coincidence.
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I certainly wouldn’t want her interfering with any of my piles.
Or anyone else, for that matter.
Although, this dubious chap might be interested …
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38952464/adult-baby-diaper-lover-jailed/
🚼
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My pension is invested in the East India Company, Barings Bank, Enron and Brewdog.
Safe as houses.
Btw, what is a ‘diaper’?
Morning Sam.
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A Yankee shit-filled pant, GT.
🩲💩
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Invest it in schemes that benefit the UK economy?
I think that boat has sailed.
Turkish barbers and vape shops.
Rapey Afghans and stabby Somalians, not something I would invest in.
Coming from a woman who had her company credit card cancelled.
A Chancellor who is no good with money.
A pàki home secretary in charge of immigration.
A energy minister who is trying to turn off the lights to impress a Swedish retàrd.
I have no idea what lammy does, apart from getting fatter.
All presided over by a fat, clueless, brittle quare..
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When you have a Mohammedan as Home Secretary and another, who encourages public prayers in London’s most historically famous square then you get things happening such as the Golders Green stabbings yesterday.
I was pleased to see that when the bastard was detained they managed to get in a few good kicks to his head.
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Yes, most satisfactory Wanky, heartwarming. I don’t think I would have bothered kicking his empty head though. The position he was in I would have gone for the kidneys, full force.
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Barry, a fine summary. It should be up on billboards everywhere.
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No doubt the mad cunt will be looking into a nice “windfall tax” on profits from any of the schemes that are daft enough to play along.
Govt borrowing is getting more expensive again,it won’t be long afore Rachel decides a raid on private pensions for the “good of the country” is absolutely necessary.
The cupboard is bare.
The govt couldn’t run a bath.
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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Some of our government…
Qwer…just a timid tool
Fat boy Dave…a foreign secretary who can barely find Wales on a map
Wes… health! come on seriously?
Healey… defence sec…with insufficient armed forces to defend his constituency let alone the country
Mad ed…net zero sec.. certifiably insane
Philipson… education..just a brainwashing agent for the yoof and primary school kids
Etc,etc and the cashier Rachel … chancellor..not fit for a wages department unless she was just sitting on the boss’s desk ala Sharon stone…cash is 🤴👍
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A long-standing friend of mine, an accountant, has advised self administration for many years now, called SIPP in the trade.
Deal in cash, dirty old notes not shiny new ones with sequential numbers. Buy platinum group metals and get the metal in your hand. Split it 50/50 between safe deposit boxes miles apart owned by different companies. Try to avoid wearing a smug smile constantly.
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I’m hoping that now Blackrock is all on Bitcoin, that the pension companies make some allocation towards it…at least then it should be out of the government’s grasping hands.
By 2030, if you don’t hold any Bitcoin, I reckon people are going to be fucked over by the hyperinflation of the dollar.
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Year’s ago I knew a guy that worked for a nationwide insurance company that offered private pension plans.
Investors could put their money in various schemes to try to maximise their future pensions.
His job was to help and advise by letting the punters know what schemes were available and how they were performing.
One scheme was called the ‘Ethical Fund’.
This was for investment into things that you now call ‘Green’.
When it came to their own money, all punters, even if they considered themselves as ethical would tell him to invest in whatever would give them the best returns.
“Invest in cocaine trafficking if it’s going to make me money”.
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Very slightly o/t…I see that the trial of the Ukranian bum boys that set fire to Kwier’s a̶r̶s̶e̶ front door is underway, not that you’d know, it’s barely being mentioned in the press.
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Hi Thomas Sky news is covering the case, lots of waffle about a Russian speaking man known as El money? telling the three what to do and how he would pay them. No talk of bumfoolery as yet.
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Nor will there ever be.
Mr “El Money” is a straw man in a laughable cover story..
That the barristers and judge will take at face value,because they know what’s good for them.
Modern Britain is rotting from the inside out.
Your health sir.
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Nailed Unkle T well and truly nailed. Good on yeah.
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Indeed, as soon as I heard ‘Russian’ I thought there’s the cover story.
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And any investment into high speed trains is an investment lost.
There may be a few people that think that it’s a fantastic idea to get from one shit hole city to another in record time, but they are mistaken.
I doubt that any high speed train in the UK would ever travel as fast as it should.
Leaves on the line, wrong type of snow, signalling problems etc……
But the other thing that people are unaware of is the security involved in running these trains.
It’s similar to airlines with long queues to be frisked and to have your luggage scanned.
The time spent with getting all passengers through security clearance negates the time saved in using a high speed train.
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Copied and translated from the RENFRE (the Spanish, state owned national train operator’s) website….
“The AVE (high speed) train service between Madrid and Barcelona travel time is only 2 and 3/4 hours for the direct trains. When you figure in the 1 or more hours in advance that you need to be at the airport, the total time is quite comparable”.
The train station is at the airport….
So it’s just the same time and cheaper to get a normal train.
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The fucking dense Rachel from customer services is just carrying on what one of her predecessors started..!
https://www.civitas.org.uk/2011/10/03/how-big-was-gordon-browns-raid-on-pensions/
The cunts don’t want you to retire.
JUST WORK PAY TAX AND DIE..☠️
VIVE LE REVOLUTION…🔥
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LIEBORE OUT LIEBORE OUT
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Is she any relation to Jim Reeves, who stole people hearts with his velvety crooning voice in the 1950s and thought that wasn’t enough for this evil conniving bastard, but much prefers stealing our well earned wealth instead.
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She’s more likely to be related to Vic Reeves.
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At least you could laugh at the wealth you thought you had with Vic. Much better than having it wrenched from your grasp by the yanky muscle bound pillock Steve Reeves.
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I am busy amassing huge wedges of cash in the garden shed under the creosote (that I am not supposed to have – banned decades ago in this piss poor excuse for a country). It is a pity for the clueless harridan chancellor tart that our spare change is now made of rubbish, rather than actual copper, and silver, otherwise she could have brought back clipping.
Good morning, everyone.
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Out of interest, Twenty Thousand of ‘em, how many ten bob notes have you stashed away ?
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Hi Sammy, none, but I understand Too Kweer collects nine bob notes!
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Testing, testing…
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The answer is to tax benefits, with the ever increasing benefits bill it’s the go to market to guarantee an increased tax take.
Apologies for using ‘go to’ 😂
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Taxing benefits would upset the millions of sand wógs that Labour buy votes from.
Therefore it’s not allowed.
However I suspect Rachel and team will be looking into taxing jéws on benefits specifically,to win more votes for the above.
I’d rule nothing out when it comes to political appeasement of ragheads and other trash.
Your health sir.
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Good morning UT, Guaranteed votes from the unemployed, 6.2% pay rise and you can be sure there will be more to come thanks to the Iran conflict
There will be some back room boffin calculating how many benefit scroungers are needed to keep labour in power 😂
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What a splendid idea Unkle – a Circumcision Levy announced in the next budget.
To be monitored by the new quango, the Prepuce Inspectorate.
A hypothecated tax to pay for protecting mosques.
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I wonder how men with no foreskin get on? I’m sure my knob end would chafe against my undercrackers.
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Bloody good idea, short arm inspection for every peaceful man and boy. Payment due when snipping done or after.
Helmet bare you pay the tare, that could be the motto of the official wick inspectors. Problem is who the fuck would want to spend their day looking at peaceful dicks? Of course the answer is obvious. ANPR type system, each peaceful has a number laser etched on their bell end, all toilets, alleyways etc fitted with APNR cameras. During the time the said member is exposed camera takes pics number is checked against records bare bell end tax invoice raised. Should bring in billions being a yearly tax. APRN automatic prick number recognition. Excelled myself today the meds must be working.
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They could’ve been the four skin divers they sent down to circumcise a whale the other day.
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A couple of spadgers have made a nest behind a loose fascia board under my garage roof.
Does that make me a landlord?
I’m truly surprised I haven’t been stung with extra council tax at the very least.
The grasping cunts are clawing money in from anywhere they can think of.
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Concrete shoes for the Lego headed bitch
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At least when Robert Maxwell stole his workers’ pensions he had the decency to die under mysterious circumstances and then receive a state funeral in Israel.
As for Nasal from Complaints, she is merely choosing amongst the limited options presented to her by Sir Humphry at the Treasury. Governments don’t understand the concept of cutting spending so ultimately the state just eats everything and then itself. Employ whatever legal strategies possible to pay these vermin as little as possible.
Utter scum.
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The Golders Green stabber has been described as a British citizen born in Somalia, so a fucking Somalian.
Apparently arrived illegally as a ‘child’
That fucking Mo Farah has a lot to answer for
Lessons will be learned 😂
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Now it seems he arrived legally, but never mind it all worked out well, history of violence and the inevitable metal health 😂
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She still gives me the horn.
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Please don’t post about your depravity on here Cunstable. This is a respectable family friendly site.
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Breaking News****
Massive gas leak at Farringdon Station in that London.
Reports are coming in that Mark Rowley has sent the Golders Green jews there for their own safety…
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I have more respect for the Mafia’s ways of handling money than the Treasury and Rachel from Accounts. The Mafia don’t hide their dishonesty whilst this Government would steal the steam from your shit if it funded the feckless, workshy and illegal immo’s.
By the way, had to laugh yesterday. Reading the Sheffield Hillsborough Labour Candidates leaflet posted through my door yesterday. Claims that the present Reform Councillors don’t have a clue how to save money, despite them saving £700 million already in waste without affecting services. This from a Labour Council who has put the Council Tax up AGAIN this year by 4.99% to fund their white elephant schemes and City of Sanctuary bullshit.
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Local elections next week.
Political scum go into overdrive around times of elections.
Worried they’ll lose a seat on the Gravy Train
They point the finger at other political piggies
Start rumours about each other
And try and get your vote.
Well, if you go by the rule theyre all grasping, snout in the slop bucket,
Lying bastards,
You cant go wrong
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Hi im from the Labour Party..
” That the pee doe one?”
Hi im from the Conservative party
” The one that let in millions?”
Hi. Im from the Lib dems
” the ones who tried to overturn democracy?”
Hi im from the Green party.
“the legalise heroin ones?”
Hi im from the Reform uk party…
” the old tory party?”
Hi im from Restore Uk…
” fuck off Rupert”.
All grifters, all got a angle,
All are cunts.
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@mnc…how could you miss out the postal vote party…1 man 20 votes 😩…Mr Aluha aak bar ☪️
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A real celebrity death today, Ted from gone fishing has passed away..
The good die young and fat quares like Rodney keep breathing..
RIP little fella..
https://x.com/i/status/2049826767460811147
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