are a cunt.
Back in 2024 when our much admired PM ( that was sarcasm ) appointed Legohead as Chancellor, she made a right fuss about the financial ” black hole” and started casting about for ways to fill it without breaking the manifesto promises.
She cast her eyes on the money that large corporation invest for pension schemes for their employees and thought ” how can I get my mits on that?”. So she proposed making it compulsory to invest a percentage of such funds in schemes that will benefit the UK economy, like HS2 perhaps?.
Anyway, the HOL rejected it, so Labour resubmitted a watered down version, which, to no surprise, has been passed by the HOC.
She also proposed that smaller companies should amalgamate pension pots to create a larger sum for investment. She’s all heart and didn’t want the little guys to miss out on this fabulous investment opportunity.
Please make it stop, please.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I wonder at what point the clueless cunt is going to steal all of it to make sure public sector pensions get paid out?
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Quite right.
These Theiving socialists are just official pickpockets.
Hide your money
Deal in cash
Keep your gob shut
💵💸💰
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If you’ve not got it in your pocket.
You’ve not got it.
Some cunt will always have their peepers on it.
Good morning 🌞👍
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The old custom of laying coins on a deceased eyes as been noted and will be taxed.
Just one coin now
Government gets the rest.
And wishing wells need to be looked into.
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So now we know. Her mentor at the Bank of England was Robert Maxwell.
He taught her how to deal with being up to your eyeballs in debt.
Steal from pensioners.
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Nothing new here. Gordon Brown started thieving people’s pension funds. Also a Labour chancellor. What a coincidence.
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I certainly wouldn’t want her interfering with any of my piles.
Or anyone else, for that matter.
Although, this dubious chap might be interested …
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38952464/adult-baby-diaper-lover-jailed/
🚼
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My pension is invested in the East India Company, Barings Bank, Enron and Brewdog.
Safe as houses.
Btw, what is a ‘diaper’?
Morning Sam.
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A Yankee shit-filled pant, GT.
🩲💩
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Invest it in schemes that benefit the UK economy?
I think that boat has sailed.
Turkish barbers and vape shops.
Rapey Afghans and stabby Somalians, not something I would invest in.
Coming from a woman who had her company credit card cancelled.
A Chancellor who is no good with money.
A pàki home secretary in charge of immigration.
A energy minister who is trying to turn off the lights to impress a Swedish retàrd.
I have no idea what lammy does, apart from getting fatter.
All presided over by a fat, clueless, brittle quare..
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No doubt the mad cunt will be looking into a nice “windfall tax” on profits from any of the schemes that are daft enough to play along.
Govt borrowing is getting more expensive again,it won’t be long afore Rachel decides a raid on private pensions for the “good of the country” is absolutely necessary.
The cupboard is bare.
The govt couldn’t run a bath.
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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Some of our government…
Qwer…just a timid tool
Fat boy Dave…a foreign secretary who can barely find Wales on a map
Wes… health! come on seriously?
Healey… defence sec…with insufficient armed forces to defend his constituency let alone the country
Mad ed…net zero sec.. certifiably insane
Philipson… education..just a brainwashing agent for the yoof and primary school kids
Etc,etc and the cashier Rachel … chancellor..not fit for a wages department unless she was just sitting on the boss’s desk ala Sharon stone…cash is 🤴👍
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A long-standing friend of mine, an accountant, has advised self administration for many years now, called SIPP in the trade.
Deal in cash, dirty old notes not shiny new ones with sequential numbers. Buy platinum group metals and get the metal in your hand. Split it 50/50 between safe deposit boxes miles apart owned by different companies. Try to avoid wearing a smug smile constantly.
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I’m hoping that now Blackrock is all on Bitcoin, that the pension companies make some allocation towards it…at least then it should be out of the government’s grasping hands.
By 2030, if you don’t hold any Bitcoin, I reckon people are going to be fucked over by the hyperinflation of the dollar.
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Year’s ago I knew a guy that worked for a nationwide insurance company that offered private pension plans.
Investors could put their money in various schemes to try to maximise their future pensions.
His job was to help and advise by letting the punters know what schemes were available and how they were performing.
One scheme was called the ‘Ethical Fund’.
This was for investment into things that you now call ‘Green’.
When it came to their own money, all punters, even if they considered themselves as ethical would tell him to invest in whatever would give them the best returns.
“Invest in cocaine trafficking if it’s going to make me money”.
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Very slightly o/t…I see that the trial of the Ukranian bum boys that set fire to Kwier’s a̶r̶s̶e̶ front door is underway, not that you’d know, it’s barely being mentioned in the press.
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Hi Thomas Sky news is covering the case, lots of waffle about a Russian speaking man known as El money? telling the three what to do and how he would pay them. No talk of bumfoolery as yet.
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Nor will there ever be.
Mr “El Money” is a straw man in a laughable cover story..
That the barristers and judge will take at face value,because they know what’s good for them.
Modern Britain is rotting from the inside out.
Your health sir.
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And any investment into high speed trains is an investment lost.
There may be a few people that think that it’s a fantastic idea to get from one shit hole city to another in record time, but they are mistaken.
I doubt that any high speed train in the UK would ever travel as fast as it should.
Leaves on the line, wrong type of snow, signalling problems etc……
But the other thing that people are unaware of is the security involved in running these trains.
It’s similar to airlines with long queues to be frisked and to have your luggage scanned.
The time spent with getting all passengers through security clearance negates the time saved in using a high speed train.
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Copied and translated from the RENFRE (the Spanish, state owned national train operator’s) website….
“The AVE (high speed) train service between Madrid and Barcelona travel time is only 2 and 3/4 hours for the direct trains. When you figure in the 1 or more hours in advance that you need to be at the airport, the total time is quite comparable”.
The train station is at the airport….
So it’s just the same time and cheaper to get a normal train.
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The fucking dense Rachel from customer services is just carrying on what one of her predecessors started..!
https://www.civitas.org.uk/2011/10/03/how-big-was-gordon-browns-raid-on-pensions/
The cunts don’t want you to retire.
JUST WORK PAY TAX AND DIE..☠️
VIVE LE REVOLUTION…🔥
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Is she any relation to Jim Reeves, who stole people hearts with his velvety crooning voice in the 1950s and thought that wasn’t enough for this evil conniving bastard, but much prefers stealing our well earned wealth instead.
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She’s more likely to be related to Vic Reeves.
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At least you could laugh at the wealth you thought you had with Vic. Much better than having it wrenched from your grasp by the yanky muscle bound pillock Steve Reeves.
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I am busy amassing huge wedges of cash in the garden shed under the creosote (that I am not supposed to have – banned decades ago in this piss poor excuse for a country). It is a pity for the clueless harridan chancellor tart that our spare change is now made of rubbish, rather than actual copper, and silver, otherwise she could have brought back clipping.
Good morning, everyone.
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Out of interest, Twenty Thousand of ‘em, how many ten bob notes have you stashed away ?
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The answer is to tax benefits, with the ever increasing benefits bill it’s the go to market to guarantee an increased tax take.
Apologies for using ‘go to’ 😂
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Taxing benefits would upset the millions of sand wógs that Labour buy votes from.
Therefore it’s not allowed.
However I suspect Rachel and team will be looking into taxing jéws on benefits specifically,to win more votes for the above.
I’d rule nothing out when it comes to political appeasement of ragheads and other trash.
Your health sir.
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