is a cunt.
Here’s a sad story of a DEI hire which has turned out to be rather expensive for the people of New Zealand. Step forward Yorkshire lass and ex Royal Navy clam jouster Yvonne Gray, captain of the Royal New Zealand Navy’s hydrographic vessel Menawanui.
Under Gray’s command the ship ran aground on a reef off Samoa in 2024 due to a mix-up over the autopilot, whereupon it disgorged oil into the ocean, caught fire and capsized. Kiwi critics said Gray was an over-promoted diversity appointment and should never have been in command, a charge causing the inevitable LGBTQWERTY meltdown. Unfortunately for Gray the top brass take a dim view of the loss of a $100million ship, the RNZN’s only one ever sunk in peacetime, so Gray and 2 colleagues are to be court marshalled for ‘negligently permitting a vessel to be lost’.
The thing is, the Kiwis are a bit strapped for cash right now (sound familiar?) so the Menawanui is not being replaced, leaving their Navy with a grand total of 8 ships. A few more fuck ups like this and I can see their armed forces soon amounting to 15 blokes dressed in black doing the Haka.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
In any enterprise every position should be held by the person best qualified and able to do that job whether they be male, female, black or white or any shade in between. In civilian life that is highly desirable, in the military it is essential. In this event only a ship has been lost. In battle the consequences could be far, far worse.
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“She” looks like Charlie Hawtrey. Good morning
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She looks like a catamite, Boggsy. But then, so did Charles Hawtrey.
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Helen of troy, had a face that launched a 1000 ships, this over promoted gargoyle’s face sunk hers..
Still it’s nice to know we ain’t the only halfwits obsessed with DEI.
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Ugly tuppence-lickers shouldn’t even be allowed to drive VW Polos, let alone warships.
But then, if you give a gun to a chimp and the chimp shoots someone, you don’t blame the chimp.
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I’d like to slip a loaded gun into Lammy’s pocket on his way to work Thomas,and then make sure the delivery of jerk chicken,rice and peas doesn’t arrive at the commons canteen.
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Lammy isn`t even allowed to be near anything more hazardous than sharp objects, let alone firearms, in case he bursts himself.
🤯💥
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I find this unfair on the wimminz who are shining in Men’s roles.
Look at Angela Rayner, Diane Abbot, Rachel Reeves, Harriet Harman, Rosie Jones, Cressida Dick etc. All competent and excellent in their jobs.
Oh, hang on.
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I hope that they court marshall the cunt that promoted her too.
As in every sort of enquiry the result will be that “Lessons must be learnt”.
The lesson here is don’t put a woman in charge of a boat.
If the countries that are obsessed with having women Navy commanders were ever involved in a war, would there be a scramble to quickly replace them, or would they just send them off to fuck things up?
Lives are at stake.
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I think that the ladies would not be replaced as this would result in a loss of face for ‘our betters’. The disaster would see an expensive public inquiry which would blame global warming, brexit, lack of diversity or any other bandwagon you can imagine.
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Deffo climate change because it’s been factually proven by climate scientists to be an undeniable fact that factually H2O is now in fact 44.7% wetter that H2O was 15 years ago and that as a result that fact means that in fact ships don’t float as well, facts support that fact. And that’s a FACT according to the BBC fact checkers who we can factually trust as being honest with facts.
Trust the facts!
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Next time the British Bollocks Conglomerate tell us it’s the hottest Thursday in Timbuktu since records began, here’s the reason. Gamblers warming up a temperature sensor with a hairdryer to win a maximum temperature bet:
https://www.euronews.com/business/2026/04/23/hair-dryer-trick-behind-25000-win-france-probes-potential-weather-data-scam-linked-to-poly
Would Roland Rat like to comment?
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What else would you expect from a country that voted in the hideously woke Jacinda Arden as its leader?
It’s good to see the navy top brass haven’t fallen in with the governments ‘unexpected loss of power’ bollocks and thrown the book at the over promoted wimminz.
What should we do with a lesbo sailor?
Make it mop the decks and cook in the galley.
It’s fuck all use for anything else.
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Spunk reciprocals?
Not this one, obviously.
She is far too ugly.
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Spunk receptors…… Fucking predictive text is a right Cynthia.
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I was in California a week or two ago, apparently they are now using therm “penis receivers” to describe heterosexual women.
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Receptacles.
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If NZ has eight naval ships,maybe they could lend us one or two.
I sometimes have to reverse park the GILF at work’s mini for her if we’re all parked a bit close ,she’s been driving for 44 years !. Really,she should take the bus.
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I imagine a battleship takes some training and amount of skill to control.
Id also imagine that they dont just give you the keys and let you practise in the port without supervision?
Fishbreathed Yvonne couldn’t get it into gear,
And the shouts of
“full lock! Full lock!
Left hand down a bit!”
Struck her as clear harassment by the patriarchy.
That reef came out of nowhere.
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ring ring ! ring ring !
” hello babe,what’s up ? ”
” I’ve had a scrape in the boat ”
” anybody hurt ?,how bad’s the damage ? ”
“it’s leaking some sort of fluid,I’ll send you a picture”
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Hehehe 😂
I like to think that yvonne pulled that face that frank spencer used to do, when in a similar pickle.
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“A reef jumped out and bit it”!
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It wasn’t Yvoone’s fault. The cunts who employed her should be walking the plank.
Those epaulettes keep making me think she’s being given one up the arse.
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I believe ‘bugger’s grips’ is the correct term Sammy.
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Before we start gloating too much, it’s worth remembering who’s currently running the good ship, HMS Great Britain.
An ill educated wimminz with a questionable CV running the ship’s bursary.
A park key wimminz in charge of security.
A devout communist wimminz in charge of training.
And the only plausible, potential replacement for the ailing captain is a local bike and raving commie, under investigation for unpaid stamp duty.
What could possibly go wrong?
Is that a fucking great big ice berg in front of us?
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We are screwed
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Silly dyke.Feed her to the hungry sharks 🦈🦈
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Not wishing to shitstir in the current war between lesbians and the trans brigade,
But i bet a ‘trans woman’ would of been able to reverse park that battleship while texting and singing along to the radio.
Most lesbian naval captains are ok on canals,
But get anxious in shipping lanes,
Staying in the middle lane at 40knots the whole time.
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Now piracy is forbidden the only reason i can thinl of for joining the navy is flared trousers and dancing the hornpipe.
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A Yorkshire rug muncher sinks a foreign war ship..!
At least one British navy captain is ready for battle….☠️
Unlike HMS Drag-On..🤡
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She may have been trying to reverse it into a tight berth.
🚢🅿️
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‘Kara Hultgreen was an American naval aviator who served as the first female carrier-based fighter pilot in the U.S. Navy. She was also the first female fighter pilot in the U.S. military to die in a crash, just months after she was certified for combat, when the F-14 Tomcat she was piloting crashed into the sea on final approach to the USS Abraham Lincoln’.
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If you enquire of the google as to whether she crashed because she was applying lippy utilising the rear-view mirror, instead of following landing procedures (or if she had the painters in) .. it gets verrry upset.
The fact the guy on the deck waving the table-tennis bats about could see (and warned her!) she was about to balls it up is why it stuck in my mind always.
At the time, the initial report blamed the plane. But an instructor/trainer leaked 100 pages about her being rushed through to carrier status due to what she pissed through, rather than her skill level as a pilot.
There’s footage on Youtube of the deck hand yelling at her to firstly ‘power up’ and ‘raise her (landing) gear … and secondly – when she didn’t do either of those – to eject. She didn’t do that, either so the man in the 2nd seat of the jet pulled the handle.
He lived, she was found on the seabed 2 weeks later, still in her seat.
The report-leak guy was traced and his career was over. The wizzo that ejected stuck to the press-office line and kept his job.
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oh! .. go on, then … (and n.b. the first comment underneath is pretty good!)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDp3OM2PCA&pp=ygUUa2FyYSBodWx0Z3JlZW4gY3Jhc2g%3D
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Look, it wasn’t her fault, the Autopilot made the mistake 😂😂😂
It was probably a DEI autopilot.
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Maybe the autopilot was programmed by a chınky bird?
So the hull is kerbed, the captain has to sit on a cushion to see over the steering wheel and the ship only does 0.3 knots top speed, causing other ships to overtake in frustration.
All thanks to autopirot.
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Autocaptain
In a ship.
Its Autocaptain.
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This reminds me of when NASA’s Challenger crashed killing everybody on board. When they listened to the black box, the last words were, “For fuck’s sake, don’t let HER drive!”
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Im a feminist.
By which I mean i have very short hair and a hairy upper lip.
But do believe women can do a lot of jobs just as good as a man.
Making butties,
Ironing
Dusting
Hoovering
An that.
But some jobs are strictly for blokes.
Never seen a lady scaffolder.
Or a lady removalman.
A lady hod carrier
And thats because we’re different.
Some jobs women do men
Cant,
Like flower arrangements and embroidery,
Knitting, shit like that.
Maybe the odd puff can?
But not like a proper bird can.
I wish more people had a modern outlook on gender and workroles,
Like me.
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The Olympic diver Tom Daily can do knitting, he is bloke 😂
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You’re a modern-day spokesperson for equality, Les. Or spokesman.
Did your career in kindergarten teacher ever take off?
I’m thinking of re-training as a midwife. “Hello Abdul. I’ve come to deliver your wife’s baby. Take the burqua off and open your legs.”
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Only in the loosest sense of the word. 😁
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New Zealands DEI wokery is a hangover from the Jacinda Ardern years as PM. The Royal Navy have cleverly avoided this banana skin PR disaster by having their ships in dock for constant repairs and sabotaging the plumbing.
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Sounds like the classic menopause wobbler to me. Ironically on a ship called the Menawanui.
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Reminds me of Uncle Albert in Only Fools and Horses, but he looked more like a woman than Yvonne.
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Sailors should look like Popeye not olive Oyl.
They should drink rum.
Have tattoos
Walk funny
And have borderline scurvy.
Not some fishsupper whos all pronouns, a strap on dick and KD Laing records.
Splice the mainbrace!!
How dare you!
Thats sexist.
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And as a sailor, I bet Yvonne does her frigging in the rigging.
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No-one should look like popeye, that fella is suffering from a massive stroke and has huge tumors in his forearms.
Not sure what healing properties Spinach has..
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My grandad, a sailor in both wars looked just like popeye in later life. Always had a pipe stuck out of his mouth. He got the nickname Pop from my parents as a result.
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Is it any wonder The Donald got rid of all the DEI shit on his first day on his Second Term? He has his faults but he got that one bang on.
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If only we could do that here. Jobs based on merit instead of filling quotas.
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I wonder if Commander Butch Cassidy is related to Captain Edward Smith of Titanic fame?
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The 6 or seven tarts who went to ‘space’ in the Bezos bell end couldn’t be trusted with any controls, everything on autopilot (most certainly programmed by a man).
Tart ‘Is there a manual override just in case something goes wrong’
Man ‘no’
The latest trip around the moon had a female onboard, came in handy, she unblocked the toilet, now that’s forward thinking
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Appears those on watch did not realise the ship was on autopilot, when they attempted to steer to starboard. They continued to attempt steering to starboard but to no effect. Ship ran aground. In their favour the ship was operating in a large swell and very strong winds. Problem is the ship was designed for those conditions. Something lacking in watch awareness? Ship was unable to be salvaged so was a total loss, all crew survived some with minor injuries.
Though I am totally against giving people jobs due to their religion, colour or mental illness induced gender crap or if they favour the brown every time. This goatfuck is a classic oversight failure of whoever was conning the ship at the time. Did not something similar occur with one of our Astute submarines, ran aground but was recovered intact (I think)
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