While flicking through the TV guide the other day there was a programme featuring someone called Harry Clark who is “one of the most recognisable faces on TV” after winning the BBC show The Traitors. I had never heard of Harry Clark or watched The Traitors, the BBC is as welcome in Chez Liberal as an unsolicited cock shot from Huw Edwards, but it got me thinking about the subject matter of this cunting.
Anything that has the critics wetting themselves I usually avoid like the plague. It saved me sitting though Broardchurch, mainly because David Tennant and Olivia Coleman are uber cunts, I have never seen Strictly, anything with Ant and Dec in it, Eurovision or The Great British Bake Off. The most recent Oscar winning film I watched was probably The Hurt Locker in 2009.
I have never been clubbing in Ibiza or been to Glastonbury pretending to know who Paul McCartney is. Never driven an EV or eaten an avocado. I don’t get K-pop or the Harry Styles hero-worship.I have never smoked a vape or taken pictures of my food to post on social media, which no, I have also never used. No Deliveroo for me either as I’m not funding the wages of some illegal dinghy rat or taken an Uber taxi driven by some fucking peasant from Shitholistan. And I certainly have never bent the knee to a foreign criminal, flown the flag of a terrorist state in the name of ‘solidarity’ or indulged the mentally ill by validating their endless pronouns and narcissism.
I don’t think I’ve been missing out myself.
No Netfix, park runs, Starbucks coffee or Google Maps. In fact no smartphone full stop. I’ve never been paid to work from home or wore my Covid face nappy outside of a shop as some kind of fashion statement or social shamming of others. Electric scooters are for bellends and militant vegans should be shot on sight.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
In other words normal, like me.
Although I have to admit my social filter probably needs a new washer, as comments normally voiced internally seem to becoming audible recently.
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I know who Paul McCartney is.
An ive eaten a avocado.
And used Google maps.
Im down with the kids i am.
If
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@jp…my audible mutterings have frequently been a source of squels from the daughters with a daaaaaad you can’t say that these days 🤣…oh really! In that case if the 🚓 call then I’ll go full modern with my own pronouns…fuck/off 😩
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“the BBC is as welcome in Chez Liberal as an unsolicited cock shot from Huw Edwards”
So unsolicited cock shots are unacceptable, but are pre-approved cock shots still welcome as I’ve now developed the film roll from the ϟϟtarmer and the Ukranian boys photo shoot that you placed an order for back in August, LL.
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😂😂😂😂👍🏻
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Oh Cunt Engine…..now you have outed me I feel so violated…and not in the good way.
I just hope Dick Fiddler doesn’t still read the posts.
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Well that’s you off the short list to become a green party politician then, LL.
Why watch fake traitors. When we have a government full of real ones.
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It sounds like you have the same disease as me which is called ‘Allmainstreammediaisparasticbraincanceritis’.
When driving back and forth work-related I’ll just about tolerate Talk, but even then the off button is severely stabbed as soon as the adverts begin for Amazon, McDonawlds, and ‘The UK Government is committed to…’
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Don’t get me started on those bloody amazon adverts
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And no, you can’t have your ball back you little fuckers and Anton should get back to work, lazy cunt.
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The plummy, cutesy pie Barbara Good voice cunts me the fuck off. And nobody’s next door neighbour practiced guitar EVER. Just jamming in the gender subversion to hit the corporate Globalist ESG target.
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Next door neighbour’s daughter. Fucking cunt keyboard.
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That is a perfect summary of my life experience too, with one small exception.
I did eat an avocado once.
It was shit.
You should stand for Parliament, LL.
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Yep .. I reckon he’s my long lost brother too Geordie.
I’ve always criticised my kids for claiming a dislike for something unless they’ve tried it. But Avocado? I’ll make an exception – what a heap of crap? Did you eat the whole fucking thing?
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, Cassie.
I only ate half – Mrs Twatt had the rest.
Nowadays I regard avocado to be the sort of fare that would be eaten by the characters in a Richard Curtis romcom. And like Curtis’s films, the more often I see one the more I hate them.
4 Weddings and a Fucking Avocado.
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I have a similar list, Liberal Liquidator, but wouldn’t give cunts the satisfaction of having their names revealed as they should. That meaning I would decant the hidden pair of cunts down the shitehole.
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The former goal line hanging cunt becoming Heer Leikner. There will be others throughout the day.
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Your nomination LL, explains why I am on ISaC. Like most folks on here you are abolutely and reassuringly normal.
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I bet you have watched Game of Thrones and read all the Harry Potter books.
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I do like my phone,its a pocket wizard.
In most other respects I fully concur,I try quite hard to avoid anything popular as the sheer amount of trash the human brain has to filter is formidable.
Once you’ve seen Yvette Cooper or a paki or an advert for GoCompare it’s processed and stored away forever.
Dear me.
Sherry anyone?
Good morning.
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I can only imagine what advertising is like now, Unkle Terry, due to not watching them. The last darkle I watched was the one on the Esso sign advert.
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I’ve always milked the beeb for all its worth, from when they were Mr Hyde, which they still are if you search the archives. Besides getting the satisfaction of not paying the license fee. There’s not much pleasure in it now due to legally being the age of not having to pay.
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Modern life is rubbish.
Blur said that, an theyre rubbish too.
I dont have a giant telly
I dont wear sportswear like some halfarse unemployed PE teacher.
Ive never posted on FaceFook.
I couldnt name anyone in the charts
I don’t struggle with anxiety
Or my sexuality,
I dont want fuckin solar panels all over my roof.
I don’t want teeth like a Osmond.
I don’t worry if I offend others,
I dont go on holiday to some flyblown foreign shitpit,
I dont eat foreign shite.
I dont drink lager
An i dont recycle my bins.
An never will.
Im not the problem.
They are.
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Oh Christ Mis, those giant tellies! People mount them over the mantlepiece and they glower down on them like Orwell’s fucking telescreens, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. Our main telly is a 42″ and that as big as I would want to go.
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Sir Angryman’s resignation speech is going to be must see TV, whenever it happens.
Let me be clear……
Will he sack Larry the cat for not telling him he was Prime Minister?
Will Victoria Sponge be wheeled out to reprise the Her Ladyship role that she hasn’t played in ages?
Will he hang on long enough to issue a D-notice banning reporting of the rent boys trial on national security grounds?
Will he tell us what his father did for a living?
I’ve got loads of extra beers and crisps in for the forthcoming entertainment.
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Now that`s `must-see TV`, GT.
Perhaps Claudia Wankleman could host it as a special edition of “Traitors” (🄯 per BZ comment, above).
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Based on how risible will be the resignation (‘Not my fault, nobody told me’) and the Liebore Party rats-in-a-sack squabbling to follow, I think ‘Comic Relief’ might be more fitting.
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To add to the list…….
I have never stuck a wedge of lemon in a bottle of Mexican beer and drank from it.
I have never been in a Starbucks.
I have never wanted to ski.
I have never used an emoji in a message.
I completely blank any cunt that says, “It is what it is” or “My bad”.
I have never watched more than a minute of women’s football or any other women’s sport for that matter.
The last time I was in any sort of electric vehicle, it was a milk float, helping the milkman on my way to junior school.
I have never been on the receiving end of a surprise party.
The only funeral which I will turn up for will be my own.
I have never seen a soap opera.
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You dont go funerals Artie?
Your missing out sunshine.
Its the only time i dine out.
Had some fantastic food at funerals!
Last one i went i gave a 10/10 online review
” the sausage rolls were to die for.
Id highly recommend.”
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Agreed Mis.
Funerals are much better than weddings.
At least at a funeral you don’t get dragged onto the dance floor by a pissed splitarse and made to look a complete knob dancing to the Birdie Song.
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Nope.
Never been to a funeral.
From the only three weddings that I have ever been to, two were my own.
Mainly because I am a right cunt with no friends.
I also don’t own a tie, or a shirt with a collar to put it round.
I do have a fuck off big telly.
I’m in charge of it.
Mrs Cunter can go and watch her rubbish programmes on a smaller television.
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If they don’t put on a good spread at my funeral then I’m not fucking going.
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Having no friends doesn’t make you special Arty, it’s the norm when you’re a bit older. It’s young people who have friends.
When I was first in field service in 1971 a collar and tie was a given. Had I turned up at work without a tie I would certainly have been sent home. Being a misfit I maintained that style until I retired in 2020. When I was in Broadcasting House as a contractor in 2019 I was one of two men in the building who wore a suit and tie. The other guy was an Italian who was ex-military and like yourself Arty, his wife was black. If you happen to be reading us Rudy I hope you’re keeping well.
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Surely you`d want to swim with dolphins, AC? (But don`t touch them inappropriately, no matter how much they may want you to).
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Without wanting to sound flash Pubis, I can swim with dolphins off the beach outside of my house.
Although wild, they are very curious and playful.
I like dolphins.
They are much better than people.
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20 years of must watch television that has pushed people into not watching the BBC or paying the license tax, so now the BBC is cutting its workforce by around 10%.
They can start with the BBC Asian network, what an unnecessary pile of cunt that is.
Want Asian radio? Fuck off back to Asia.
BBC sport? Another waste of money, they talk about sport but don’t actually show much of it.
If the content was that good why are they struggling?
I don’t watch the BBC, don’t do park runs, spend five quid on shitty coffee or any of the other metro sexual what’s in me man bag kind of shit.
Good to see Tennant get a casual drive by cunting.
Good nom
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I am on board.No false worship of these “trends”.Sheep.
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The one thing we will never be rid of is the lowest common denominator, for which the majority of the weak minded general public put such people on a stage. I do my utmost to avoid such evil, but for the annoying subliminal images that still linger on.
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Indeed SS…we always bemoan politicians and corporations being evil and such like, but can we really blame them when the general public is fairly represented by witless simpletons who look forward to Ant & Dec or Love Island or similar such nonsense.
If I was rich and powerful, I’d take full advantage of low-I.Q halfwits with a big smile on my face.
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99% of the BBC`s output is total garbage. The other 1% is lies.
For example, if you`re an homosexual, lesbian or are under 2 years old, then Gladiators is for you.
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The only thing I have delivered is my medication, which Boots started doing lately. Whilst I can l’m doing the natural thing of going to the shops and buying things that don’t need to be sent back.
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I’ve been fortunate to avoid all that’s been mentioned in this cunting, because none of it was around in my youth. Not a single darkle existed during my entire schooling life being the pinnacle.
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The BBC has had to cut the workforce by almost 2000.
Thats a awful lot of sex offenders now unemployed.
I just hope the Home office can absorb them.
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That dreadful troglodyte Claudia Winkleman and Cockney gawd-blimey Bradley Walsh are TV in 2026 – give me Sir Mortimer Wheeler, Sylvia Peters and Lady Isobel Barnett from 1956.
When you consider that ghastly grifter, Stacey Solomon, is described as a TV star today, then you know the “industry” has got underneath the barrel to scrape it.
Enough already.
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Lady Isobel Barnett, JP and shoplifter.
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But she paid a very high price for that
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I wholeheartedly concur with the above:
But would add.
The Growler is on the prowl which will definitely be ‘ must see ” telly…!
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I watch the sports I’m interested in with the volume down, whilst listening to File on 4 for instance.
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Must see..😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXPiXmDjEJo/?igsh=MWg4YWJlY2diMXhpZw==
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Does anyone else think that television these days is staggeringly poor? I remember when digital modulation first came on the scene and we realised it meant we were no longer restricted to a handful of channels. The cynics said flatly that more means worse. The TV people got all huffy and denied that would be the case. The cynics have been proven right. Commonly I scan the listings looking for something interesting amongst the hundreds of channels available and can’t find a single programme which would justify the cost of the electricity. So people by the thousand are stopping paying the licence? I’m not fucking surprised. We were offered better programmes when the licence was £4.
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No Netflix LL, you Philistine 😂
Must see TV, I saw an advert for some new shit hosted by mega gob Alison Hammond, definitely not a must see, more must miss TV.
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Great and well observed nom, LL. Must see TV, fashion, high tech gadgetry, alcohol free booze (whatever the fuck that is), are all designed to deflect from what is actually going on in the world (two tier justice system, child rape, death of free speech, cold and starving old ladies, euthanasia, abortions at the point of birth…). ‘Bread and circuses’ if you will. It is why it is gratifying to follow such shit when you are a nipper or a shaver, but ultimately disappointing to so so as a grown up. Anyone who expects anything different is a cunt.
Good morning, everyone.
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Ive just been to Aldi.
An in the exit was 2 big black containers.
One full of bags of carrots
One full of bags of brown onions.
Free!
Nowt wrong with em.
This has restored my faith in the human race.
I laugh in the face of food shortage hysteria,
And will be eating hot pot tomorrow.
What a marvelous world we live in!
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The reason the vegetables will be left over, is that bennies people prefer turkey pieces shaped like dinosaurs and filled with tomato sauce, and pickled onion flavoured crisps. They get them 2 for 1 and think they have a bargain! Enjoy your dinner, MNC!
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Electric scooters, not got one but for some reason I’ve collected 6 gopeds with engine size from approx 23cc 32cc. One has a race ported 29cc engine and other mods and is rather scary. They are two stroke so have a very annoying noise, smoke rather a lot and piss off the neighbours to the extent that I now travel to what’s left of a ww2 airfield and cruise up and down whats left of one of the taxiways. Tried an electric scooter found scooter boring had no soul. Will continue my antisocial death to the environment cruises until my poor daughter takes them away or I suffer a fatal medical mis function. I have a great difficulty in attempting to understand what passes for society to day, all the shit lies that were fed to me as a kid in the 60’s
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I like your style BB! Strokers are brilliantly antisocial especially if they burn 20:1. We own a couple of agricultural machines from when the wife had an allotment before she had a hip joint replaced. The strimmer is a stroker which typically is a bastard to start, I used to start it for her, but emitted glorious clouds of smoke. The rotorvator has a jewel of an engine, a tiny Honda four-stroke ohc engine with a pull-cord start our tom-cat could handle.
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Thank you A glad to read that a love of the 2 stroke is still alive. Always had a big thing about 2 strokes, the smell the noise loved them. Two stroke bikes bliss just as well I could never afford a Suzuki RG 500 or an RD 500 for that matter or my star would have faded years ago. Those little Honda engines are works of art, they go forever with basic maintenance. As a point of interest I run my scooters on 25:1 and use a castor based premix oil so you get that classic smell though it clogs the carbs if you leave it in at end of season. My the universe pour bounties on your strimmer.
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Good heavens yes, the smell of burning castor oil BB, takes me back to the days of my Yamaha. As for clogged carbs and fuel lines, same thing back now with fucking ethanol in the petrol. Lawn mower, Briggs and Stratton four-stroke, always started first pull until the spring when having been laid up for months took two pulls. Couple of years ago to my surprise wouldn’t fucking start in the spring. Carburettor completely gunked up. Now in the ridiculous situation where I’m using high octane fuel in a lawn mower! I am given to understand that Tesco’s E5 is 100 octane and contains no ethanol at the moment. I can only say the Focus runs well on it.
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Fucking E-fuels are a cunt.
Sorting out a shitty Lexmoto 125 for the lad, been stood for 8months, fucking thing would not fire up. Stripped the carb and clogged tight with that green algal shite residue, fuck all would shift it…
Fresh petrol – nope
white spirit – nope
WD40 – nope
splash o’ diesel – nope
brake cleaner – nope
switch cleaner – fuck all
lighter fuel – nope
last resort, soap in an ultrasonic cleaner – laughed at me!
What worked in the end? An old jar of silver skin pickled onion vinegar!! 🥹😃 stripped it straight off. Who’s think it…
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“… who’da thunk it …”
Bastard predictaphone counting thing 🤯
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Counting??? oh fer fuck’s fucking sake…
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I’ve gradually over time by osmosis got into the habit of watching programmes that don’t require groups, other than sport and films. Making sure there isn’t some detestable cunt willing to spoil things. Spent matches are discarded if they appear unintentionally. I liked that bit of sarcasm.
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Utube’s become a staple diet, especially without the adds. Incase you haven’t noticed, they can be avoided by bringing up the bar that indicates no yellow marks where the annoying cunts appear.
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The big problem is that all the best TV went out live and there were no means by which it could be recorded. Who can remember the golden days of 1954 when the BBC, the sole TV provider at that time used to take their cameras every Saturday evening at 10.00 for “Live At The Steamking Pussycat Club” for half an hour of intimate striptease from the heart of Soho. The weekly shows were introduced by Madame Harriet Harman, herself only just having retired form the daily bump and grind, but there she was in her black leather swimsuit and whip introducing that weeks bevvy of nubile lovelies. Rumour has it that Jess Phillips made one of her earliest appearances on that programme, as a French maid with feather duster and suspenders. If only they had VTR in those days. The show was only on for half an hour because they had to transport it to the Chipping Sodbury Church of England for the next mornings service., tehn back to London for What’s My Line.
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The last 26 years haven’t left any impression on me whatsoever.
Nowt.
None of the music,
Im in stasis.
Im a 20th century boy in a 21st century nightmare.
I can remember allsorts of things from the 1970s.
Advertising jingles
Pop music
Sweets an snacks
Tv shows
Smells
Sounds
And all make me smile.
Dont think ive smiled since 1999.
Doubt I’ll ever smile again.
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What about when Rodney starmers prolapsed arsehole falls out, or when bojo gets his hair caught in the waste disposal..
Im grinning like that cunt Tony Blair already thinking of that.
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What about when that black kid ran into a lamp post?
Did you point and say “Ha-ha” like Nelson from the Simspons?
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Gets me WC when we get the occasional request for recordings people may have made ( illegally incidentally!) of television programmes in the sixties and seventies. The BBC had VTRs in the sixties but used to record over the top of older programmes to save money. 2″ videotape was expensive but as a proportion of the BBCs budget was pretty small even in those days.
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That little black kid running face first into a lamp post was the best thing to happen to me in 30 yrs LL.
It made me double over with laughter. 😂
Sheer panic at my dog walking towards him and his siblings running.
comedy gold.
Id forgotten that.
Cheered me up 👍
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Afternoon MNC…here’s another little Robertson’s hitting a street sign…this one’s name is Kuntye West:
https://youtu.be/cp7DWFPQmrE?si=3ktOfUyZMAvQHhU0
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Hehehe 😁
The daft fucker.
Like how he blamed the cameraman for his being a dozy cunt.
Look w
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