Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Dead Pool 387 by picking English Zooologist Ethologist surrealist painter Broadcaster and Author Desmond Morris who died yesterday aged 98.He was best known for his book The Naked Ape published in 1967 and also for the TV show Zoo Time.He is survived by his son who he moved to be closer to in Ireland following his wife’s death in 2018.He was recently giving interviews as recently as last month.
On to Dead Pool 388
Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Well done me (again).
Roy Clarke (Last of the Summer wine writer)
Renée Richards
Nigel Starmer-Smith
David Scott
Russell Hoult
0
Sonny Rollins
Willie Nelson
Petula Clark
Ray Anthony
Frankie Valli
Good shot Dickie
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Liv Ullman
Camp Cliff
Paul Stookey
Good darts Mr Dribbler
0
James Mackay Baron Mackay of Clashfern
Sidney Cooke
Leontyne Price
Ben Sasse
Teddie Beverley
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Justin Welby
Janet Street-Porter
Congratulations, DD.
0
Ken Rosewall
Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Norman Coburn
Nice work DD.
0
Jasper carrott
Tommy Hilfiger
Bjorn ulvaeus
Ruth pointer
John kander (composer)
0
Mojtaba Khamenei
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Timmy Mallett
Gillian McCutcheon
Good shot, ,Mr Dribbler
0
Dick van dyke
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Sophia Loren
Bruce willis
0
Andy Windsor
0
YNW Melly (Jamell Demons): In jail since February 2019 for the 2018 murders of two associates; awaiting a retrial.
Tory Lanez (Daystar Peterson): Serving a 10-year sentence following his 2023 conviction.
Mystikal (Michael Tyler): In custody linked to accusations from 2002.
Big Lurch (Antron Singleton): Serving a life sentence for murder.
Suge Knight: Serving 28 years for voluntary manslaughter.
1
Rap In Pieces, cunts.
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1
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
0
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
Ed Miliband
Zack Polanski (Real name David Paulden)
1
Glad Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
0
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Dame Penelope Lively
Roy Hattersley
Dame Shirley Bassey
Well done Dickie.
Desmond Morris was part of my childhood, Zoo Time was on children’s hour , Fridays I think.
0
James Hong
Gerard Depardieu
Mel Brooks
Marion Ross
Michael Craig
0
Don King
Melvyn Hayes
Barbara Knox
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Margarethe
0