Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the bed,after the exploits of Randy Andy,it’s time to reach for the valium again..
“Prince Harry and Meghan will spend two days visiting Jordan to highlight efforts to support vulnerable communities affected by conflict and displacement.
The couple, who stepped down as working royals in 2020, have travelled to Amman at the invitation of Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO…”
How thoroughly splendid.
Philip Hall, British Gravy Train Ambassador to Jordan, thanked the Sussexes for travelling to the Middle East.
“Your visit, your support, your appreciation of the efforts that the United Nations, including of course, the World Health Organization, the government of Jordan and others, are making here is enormously appreciated,”
What great joy,let us all hold hands and hope they are bitten by a rabid camel or 6.
Gold braid Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Hopefully a U.S missile goes astray and atomises the pair of them.
How much longer are these worthless parasites going to be in the limelight?
Y’know…maybe Hewitt isn’t ginger bollocks’ father after all.
In the nom pic, he does indeed look more like jug ears than he used to.
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Nah..!
https://share.google/3Td5rm2i8lOHlVo3g
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Apparently, the pair are incandescent with rage about Tom Bowers new book. They have accused him of “deranged conspiracy and melodrama”
Not nice when you’re the ones on the receiving end is it, you pair of cunts?
Well done, that man.
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Diana was his mum, so he could be anybody’s. She was like the Grand Old Duke Of York (he had ten thousand men). If it had a dick and a pulse she was interested. Gawd rest her soul
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Michael Hutchence did use a belt later that year, but it made no difference.
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I like the pic of meagain in the header.
Wistful.
Slightly sad, like shes been told the latte isnt fairtrade.
These californian airheads when told they were going to Jordan said
“Actually shes called katie price now.”
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Ps
That Teddy Heebijeebies from the World health organisation looks suspiciously like Chris Kamara?
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@mnc…. unbelievable 😩
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The man who was totally ineffectual at the start of the Covid crisis, to the extent that you would have thought he was colluding with the Chinese. Arguably the man most responsible for the world wide pandemic and he is still in place as the head of the WHO.
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Send in the SAS to take out these 2 gormless turds.
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A visit by these two self-serving, egotistical privacy-seekers.
Haven’t the people of Jordan suffered enough?
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Just like his uncle Andy, when these parasitic cunts are no longer royal, their obvious stupidity shines through.
His dad, his brother and the rest of his extended family had access to the finest education that other people’s money could buy, and all of them are fucking useless,
with absolutely no skills and completely unable to earn any money for themselves.
Megan has got a skill.
She is a self publicist like all actresses have to be.
And she is good at it.
Cunts though they all are, at least she knows how to earn money and is prepared to do what it takes.
Good morning.
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I agree Artful, the ginger simpleton is simply not equipped with sufficient intelligence to understand Markle’s strategy. Once she realised that Liz was top dog & it would NEVER be her, she went into full destruct mode with a sort of ‘if I can’t have it, I’ll shit all over it’ mindset & soft lad was dragged along with it. As he’s always been a spoilt, sulky bastard, he no doubt thought that going along with it would ‘show them’ for dissing him.
What the functioning imbecile doesn’t understand is that, because of her behaviour & actions, he’s managed to estrange himself from his safety blanket & will have to grovel before the nation to get his foot back in the door once she fucks off with everything. Dozy twat.
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Summed ’em up in your first sentence Arty. Once they fall off the pedestal the fairy tale is shattered. They turn out to be ordinary bodies and not very clever ones at that.
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I think that applies, with very few exceptions, to all of us Arfur. The fact is that the monarchy is an important part of the constitution. All countries need a head of state to whom the government is answerable, if we didn’t have a monarchy we would need an elected President and the front runner for that would be Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. Give me KC3 anytime .
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Do either of these cunts shit themselves when motoring through tunnels?
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The is a cunt nonentity show continues. Can’t comment on something I don’t wish to know anything about.
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What’s the difference between Israel and Michael Jackson?
Israel pulled out of Jordan.
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Oh no, not another one…..
Where are the Islamists, kidnap the pair and ransom them, see who gives a fuck.
I am sure Starmer will be first to have a process and coalition of the unwilling.
Ginger bollocks will be sent Afghanistan for a public execution, MeAgain will have many husbands
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I had the weirdest experience the other day. Walking down the street this quite attractive, slim, mixed-race woman aged about 40 was walking towards me. She looked the absolute image of Meghan Markle.
‘No, surely not, it couldn’t really be her, could it?’ I asked myself as she approached.
Then as we passed she wished me good morning and asked how I was doing.
So obviously it couldn’t have been her.
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Royalists often say
” oh they work really hard…”
But i think if you have someone who puts toothpaste on the brush for you and helps you put on your socks,
Then you have the potential to work a tad harder.
Theres never been a good royal in the last hundred years.
FACT.
Slackjawed adulterers
Ducky little Dorothy gayles
Pederasts
Mental cases
Stutterers
Youd think theyd have time and energy to improve themselves wouldnt you?
Earn some of those medals theyre so fond of.
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The downward spiral for these cunts continues. Next stop, mud wrestling at the local roadhouse, or an appearance on Celebrity Catchphrase? Say what you see, if only the ginger one was black too, they would be beatified.
Good morning, everyone.
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Twenty –
It’ll be OnlyFans next for Meghan.
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Harold Hewitt is now a exile in montecito,
California.
Id rather be in a siberian gulag.
Everyone in california is a crank.
Scientific fact.
Self obsessed, superficial,
Crystal healing, vegan,
Yoga practising, botoxed,
Crackpots,
Obsessed by fame and trying to look young.
He must cry himself to sleep
Cuddling his teddy off uncle Andy and suckling his thumb.
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At least the food is “free” in the gulag.
Hard labour for soup sounds better than $50.
https://ship.erewhon.com/products/erewhon-organic-chicken-noodle-soup
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Fuckin ell.
Count me out at that price.
You can get a large chicken an mushroom pot noodle for a quid in morrisons.
If its good enough for a brummies Christmas dinner it’s good enough for me.
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Its not as though I lack intelligence, as soon as something or someone that I take an instant dislike to, lets say for their arrogance, looks or something trivial, I tend to rid them from my mind and label them nonentities, besides never giving them the satisfaction of naming them. I would make up words that would belittle them and that’s as far as they would get to my mind.
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Its hard even to bring myself to finish reading some of the comments on here, all because of continually witnessing the names I’ve already removed from my conscious mind.
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The term lowest common denominators should’ve come readerly to mind.
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Alright Sammy?
Other day i had a job from a storage facility in Trafford.
There was a cardboard box that wasn’t sealed up properly.
It leaked what looked like dried dirt all over my bleeding blanket bag.
I picked up a blanket and shook it,
And this stuff went everywhere!
In my eyes
In my mouth
I taped up the box swearing under my breath.
When I got to the other end to unload i mentioned it to the customers dad.
” oh do say anything,
Its his cats ashes.”
Well its lost weight now.
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Fucking hell Mis! We’ve had a number of cats’ ashes returned. They’re buried in the garden.
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Morning Arfur,
Youd think theyd be in a urn or nice wooden box rather
than a fuckin lawn food box wouldn’t you?
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If you start meowing and scratching at the door, Mis, get down to your doctor’s surgery pronto and take a saucer of milk with you just incase you get thirsty.
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You already have the symptoms of a cat, like myself by being our own bosses. Immediately anyone starts to tell me what to do I get even more aeriated.
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Yesterday, on the BBC(unts) webshite’s review of the Sunday Papers, they called him the Dukle of Sussex and later the Dulke of Sussex. I, of course, emailed them to point out their gross errors and asked if she was then the Fukle (or Sukle!) and that we all already know that he is indeed dull, very dull. I didn’t receive a response, but they did make corrections.
Off Topic, I caught sight of Good Morning Britain today and saw Mrs Draper on the sofa with a new (?) camp cunt; I presume Susanna Weed has taken herself and her enormous sweaty Balls (which have to sit next to her on the sofa) on holiday, hopefully to the Middle East.
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I know from experience Hugh that if you email them to point out a mistake or even worse criticise them, they blank you.
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Poor Harry (note I don’t have that much sympathy for him) he made a real mess here. That Markle tart is the type you have a bunk up with in the club toilets, you don’t marry her.
I think I will tell Kweer that they are both a pair of far right bigots and hopefully he will have them banned (under “freedom” of speech law) from ever appearing in UK newspapers ever again.
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The disaster/privacy/ virtue signalling tour continues, at least when the country is a war torn shit hole people are to busy to worry about stopping these fucktards at the border, next time this pair of grifting cunts will be told to fuck off I’m sure…
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I’m also unaware with what’s going’s on in the world due to ignoring everything in the news.
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OT. Breaking news; another one of the disc jockeys on the BBC has gone out of the door abruptly, name of Scott Mills. Me neither. Presenters on BBC news claim not to know the reason. I cannot believe it. The guy was on over £350,000 per annum. How the fuck do the managers at the BBC arrive at such a figure? Do they not realise that it hastens their demise?
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I milk the bbc for all their worth, by not having paid the licence for donkeys and only watch their ads free archive material when they were Mr Hyde before punishing themselves for all the dirty deeds.
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Turns out he’s a poof, “married” to a poof. There’s a shock.
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Sounds like a child’s choo choo train.
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Rusty bollocks should’ve fucked more sense into Bob Hope’s daughter from the start. Not that he had much himself. At least he’d be the boss.
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