Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the bed,after the exploits of Randy Andy,it’s time to reach for the valium again..
“Prince Harry and Meghan will spend two days visiting Jordan to highlight efforts to support vulnerable communities affected by conflict and displacement.
The couple, who stepped down as working royals in 2020, have travelled to Amman at the invitation of Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO…”
How thoroughly splendid.
Philip Hall, British Gravy Train Ambassador to Jordan, thanked the Sussexes for travelling to the Middle East.
“Your visit, your support, your appreciation of the efforts that the United Nations, including of course, the World Health Organization, the government of Jordan and others, are making here is enormously appreciated,”
What great joy,let us all hold hands and hope they are bitten by a rabid camel or 6.
Gold braid Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Hopefully a U.S missile goes astray and atomises the pair of them.
How much longer are these worthless parasites going to be in the limelight?
Y’know…maybe Hewitt isn’t ginger bollocks’ father after all.
In the nom pic, he does indeed look more like jug ears than he used to.
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Apparently, the pair are incandescent with rage about Tom Bowers new book. They have accused him of “deranged conspiracy and melodrama”
Not nice when you’re the ones on the receiving end is it, you pair of cunts?
Well done, that man.
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Diana was his mum, so he could be anybody’s. She was like the Grand Old Duke Of York (he had ten thousand men). If it had a dick and a pulse she was interested. Gawd rest her soul
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I like the pic of meagain in the header.
Wistful.
Slightly sad, like shes been told the latte isnt fairtrade.
These californian airheads when told they were going to Jordan said
“Actually shes called katie price now.”
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Ps
That Teddy Heebijeebies from the World health organisation looks suspiciously like Chris Kamara?
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@mnc…. unbelievable 😩
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Send in the SAS to take out these 2 gormless turds.
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A visit by these two self-serving, egotistical privacy-seekers.
Haven’t the people of Jordan suffered enough?
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Just like his uncle Andy, when these parasitic cunts are no longer royal, their obvious stupidity shines through.
His dad, his brother and the rest of his extended family had access to the finest education that other people’s money could buy, and all of them are fucking useless,
with absolutely no skills and completely unable to earn any money for themselves.
Megan has got a skill.
She is a self publicist like all actresses have to be.
And she is good at it.
Cunts though they all are, at least she knows how to earn money and is prepared to do what it takes.
Good morning.
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I agree Artful, the ginger simpleton is simply not equipped with sufficient intelligence to understand Markle’s strategy. Once she realised that Liz was top dog & it would NEVER be her, she went into full destruct mode with a sort of ‘if I can’t have it, I’ll shit all over it’ mindset & soft lad was dragged along with it. As he’s always been a spoilt, sulky bastard, he no doubt thought that going along with it would ‘show them’ for dissing him.
What the functioning imbecile doesn’t understand is that, because of her behaviour & actions, he’s managed to estrange himself from his safety blanket & will have to grovel before the nation to get his foot back in the door once she fucks off with everything. Dozy twat.
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Summed ’em up in your first sentence Arty. Once they fall off the pedestal the fairy tale is shattered. They turn out to be ordinary bodies and not very clever ones at that.
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Do either of these cunts shit themselves when motoring through tunnels?
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The is a cunt nonentity show continues. Can’t comment on something I don’t wish to know anything about.
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What’s the difference between Israel and Michael Jackson?
Israel pulled out of Jordan.
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Oh no, not another one…..
Where are the Islamists, kidnap the pair and ransom them, see who gives a fuck.
I am sure Starmer will be first to have a process and coalition of the unwilling.
Ginger bollocks will be sent Afghanistan for a public execution, MeAgain will have many husbands
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I had the weirdest experience the other day. Walking down the street this quite attractive, slim, mixed-race woman aged about 40 was walking towards me. She looked the absolute image of Meghan Markle.
‘No, surely not, it couldn’t really be her, could it?’ I asked myself as she approached.
Then as we passed she wished me good morning and asked how I was doing.
So obviously it couldn’t have been her.
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Royalists often say
” oh they work really hard…”
But i think if you have someone who puts toothpaste on the brush for you and helps you put on your socks,
Then you have the potential to work a tad harder.
Theres never been a good royal in the last hundred years.
FACT.
Slackjawed adulterers
Ducky little Dorothy gayles
Pederasts
Mental cases
Stutterers
Youd think theyd have time and energy to improve themselves wouldnt you?
Earn some of those medals theyre so fond of.
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The downward spiral for these cunts continues. Next stop, mud wrestling at the local roadhouse, or an appearance on Celebrity Catchphrase? Say what you see, if only the ginger one was black too, they would be beatified.
Good morning, everyone.
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Twenty –
It’ll be OnlyFans next for Meghan.
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Harold Hewitt is now a exile in montecito,
California.
Id rather be in a siberian gulag.
Everyone in california is a crank.
Scientific fact.
Self obsessed, superficial,
Crystal healing, vegan,
Yoga practising, botoxed,
Crackpots,
Obsessed by fame and trying to look young.
He must cry himself to sleep
Cuddling his teddy off uncle Andy and suckling his thumb.
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At least the food is “free” in the gulag.
Hard labour for soup sounds better than $50.
https://ship.erewhon.com/products/erewhon-organic-chicken-noodle-soup
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Fuckin ell.
Count me out at that price.
You can get a large chicken an mushroom pot noodle for a quid in morrisons.
If its good enough for a brummies Christmas dinner it’s good enough for me.
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Its not as though I lack intelligence, as soon as something or someone that I take an instant dislike to, lets say for their arrogance, looks or something trivial, I tend to rid them from my mind and label them nonentities, besides never giving them the satisfaction of naming them. I would make up words that would belittle them and that’s as far as they would get to my mind.
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Its hard even to bring myself to finish reading some of the comments on here, all because of continually witnessing the names I’ve already removed from my conscious mind.
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The term lowest common denominators should’ve come readerly to mind.
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Alright Sammy?
Other day i had a job from a storage facility in Trafford.
There was a cardboard box that wasn’t sealed up properly.
It leaked what looked like dried dirt all over my bleeding blanket bag.
I picked up a blanket and shook it,
And this stuff went everywhere!
In my eyes
In my mouth
I taped up the box swearing under my breath.
When I got to the other end to unload i mentioned it to the customers dad.
” oh do say anything,
Its his cats ashes.”
Well its lost weight now.
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