Dead Pool [385]

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Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who has gone and won Dead Pool 384 by picking scum of the Earth child killing peado Ian Huntley aka Ian Cuntly who has died aged 52 after having his head carved in with a metal pole in prison last week.He died today after his mother consented for his life support to be turned off yesterday.I think I speak for all of us when I see rot in hell you evil piece of shit.Hope you are burning in hell.

Huntley was serving a minimum 40 year yesntence for the Soham murders in August 2002.He lured 10 year old best friends Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman to his home claiming his girlfriend the girls teaching assistant Maxine Carr was in his house.He then murdered them and dumped their bodies 10 miles away in a ditch.He then painted himself as the last person to see the girls before they vanizhed during a 13 day manhunt however he was arrested after an interview with sky news aroused suspicion leading to his arrest.

The fact he was employed as a school caretaker despite a criminal past and known sexual interest in children before the murders led to police forces setting up a national database to avoid criminals and nonces slipping through background checks by moving location.

On to Dead Pool 385

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

45 thoughts on “Dead Pool [385]”

    • It would’ve been better if he had been hanged. It would have saved us a million quid in prison costs and served as a warning.

      What a cunt.

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  8. Congratulations Shaun.

    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Jim Sillars (former Labour and SNP MP)

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  11. May you burn for all eternity Cuntley.
    Roger McGough
    John Gorman
    Nanette Newman
    Lee Grant
    Anne Robinson (American actress)

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  13. Bill Duke
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
    Norman Coburn
    Ken Rosewall

    Nice work Shaun.

    With Huntley and Ian Watkins both served prison justice long may it continue.

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  15. Back of the net again for the top scorer.

    Champagne socialist tosser Jeremy Corbyn
    Champagne socialist tosser Michael Eavis
    Champagne socialist tosser Ken Loach
    Champagne socialist tosser Noam Chomsky
    Champagne socialist spunk bucket Vanessa Redgrave

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  19. It’s been a great week. The mass murderer Ayatollah and now satans spawn Huntley. Good fucking riddance. Ner a tear will be shed. Wankers.
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    Virginia Mckenna
    Angie Dickinson
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane
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  22. ■ Masoud Pezeshkian.
    And, for racial balance …
    ■ Esther Rantzen.
    Also, let`s not ignore are vibrant black `musicians`, all formerly rappers and now all serving lengthy custodial sentences (they just can’t help themselves, can they?) …
    ■ Sean “Diddy” Combs.
    ■ Lil Durk.
    ■ YNW Melly.

    Talking of Shaun, where were you on February 26th?
    🎯180!

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    • I wonder, who the last living Stone and Beatle is going to be?

      I reckon Mick Jagger will be the last Stone standing (out of the original five).. Mick Taylor out of all of them though. Pete Best will have the last laugh, and outlive all his fellow ex-Beatles. Hope so anyway.

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  28. Dum Dum Dum. Another naunce bites the dust.🎵
    Excellent shooting, Shaun.

    Wilf McGuinness
    Andy Taylor
    Barbara Bain
    Maggie ‘The Freak’ Kirkpatrick
    Anne Reid

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  29. Let us hope and pray that his accomplice, the plug ugly pissholes in the snow eyes authentic deluxe cunt, Maxine Carr, also dies a horrible and agonising death.

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  30. Well done Shaun and may Ian cunt Huntley rest in piss.

    Vince McMahon
    Ric Flair
    Dory Funk jr
    Bret Hart
    Dwayne Johnson.

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