These days I have only a mild passing interest in football and try to avoid news in general. However, I clicked onto the Telegraph Football webpage to see what’s going on. There was a bit about Man Utd fans wanting a no confidence vote in Sir Jim Radcliffe. OK. Man City to pay £60M release clause to sign Semenyo. OK. Some news about the starting lineups for the Woolwich Nomads vs. Murdering Scum Scousers. Fair enough.
But what’s this? Mini headline reads, “Coote avoids prison after child sex offence conviction”. That’s not football news. The fact Coote used to be a Premier League referee is irrelevant. I don’t want to be exposed to stories about sex pests. That shit should be on the main news section, not the football section.
Another mini-headline, “Gabby Logan replaced during Match of the Day following death of father Terry Yorath”. Terry Yorath (proper footballer) passing away is football news related. I get that part. His gargoyle daughter leaving the set of some has been BBC shit show is not news. Why do we need to know she left the set to deal with a death in the family? We don’t. Again, it’s not football news, FFS.
This kind of shit goes on all the time. On the BBC Football webpage there’ll often be references to absolute nobodies but related to a high profile club. Bit confusing. Oh wait, it’s about women’s football not proper football. Now the BBC in their infinite wisdom have these tabs/sections on their Football webpage:
– Scores & Fixtures
– Tables
– Gossip
– Transfers
– Top Scorers
– Women
– European
– All Teams
– League & Cups
– Quizzes
Now if some cunt reporter at the BBC wants to write up some crap about some nobody tart who plays for a woman’s team, take a wild fucking guess which section that “story” should be in.
Is it so unreasonable to have football news on the Football page, cricket news on the Cricket page, rugby news on the Rugby page and so on? And have the unrelated crap on the main news page where it’s more easily avoided?
Nominated by : Immigration Yank
To be as suitably off-topic as the news, can I just say that lanyard-wearing women holding up bakery queues by ordering ridiculous coffees that take 10 minutes to make are complete and utter fucking battered and smegma’d cunts.
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Amen to this.
I discovered many years ago, that queues and the people in them, are cunts.
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The BBC Sport website is a shower of lazy journalism.
Latest news and gossip lifted from the newspapers, sycophantic interviews, and the usual unrelated bollocks mentioned in the nom.
Then there’s the favouritism.
For a few years now, the golden boy of choice is Arsenals Saka who, we’re led to believe, makes George Best look like an amateur.
And there are hints of this in the small details.
Arsenal get a result. Cue headline photo of a beaming Saka, even if he contributed little in reality.
Arsenal lose or draw. Cue a photo of a glum looking Declan Rice.
Because only white British players can represent losers. Right?
If the Sun can give a more balanced view than the BBC, there’s something very seriously wrong.
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“It’s a great big melting pot” as some annoying cunt once sang.
They just can’t help themselves,some “lifestyle” editor cobbles together the pap,usually including a picture of a wholly unrelated wōg.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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The quality of journalism is unbelievably poor. I’m utterly convinced that 90% of it is written by either the office cat, or 15 year olds on work experience.
The inability to recognise that a story about Coote belonged in the main news section, or Gabby what’s her face in entertainment convinces me. I’ll bet they have toddlers practicing the alphabet by doing the filing.
Half the time grammar and spellings are that of a semi-literate, spellcheck is useless if you have the ability of an orangutan.
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Those cunts at the BB-fucking-C only employ Marxist educated kids; all the better to promote the Far Left influence in that shitty corporation, rather than reporting balanced news by proper journalists.
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Man City wanker Pep Guardiola thinking anyone gives two lumps of cold rat shit of what he thinks about Gaza, Ukraine, Sudan or ICE.
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@LL…wonder if ‘pap’ spitiola would be able to get poor old Sheffield Wednesday out of their -7 predicament and into a play off spot ? Oh I forgot he would only have a quid for new recruits 😩…
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I wonder has Mrs Guardiola noticed that her husband seems to have quite the penchant for fondling his player’s arses.
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That pep cunt, LL, says he can’t help spitting at the football all the time, even though he’s been to see a psychiatrist. Then why doesn’t he spit at the dinner table ?
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You assume he doesn’t Sammy?
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Pep Cuntiola is pure comedy.
Spouts LBGTQ shite and wears rainbow armbands.
Yet, his bosses at Man City come from a country that still imprisons and possibly executed poofters.
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I know a bloke who works on the BBC Sport website as part of the editorial team.
When he told me what his job was, I quipped, ‘Oh. They actually edit it do they?’
To say he wasn’t impressed is an understatement.
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For the umpteenth time and sick to the back teeth of telling you all. DON’T FUCKING WELL READ ABOUT IT. Same with advertising, DON’T FUCKING WATCH THEM. I’ve been for years now, watching football with the sound off and only watching it from the kick off until they fuck off at the final whistle. I even delay it so I can jump past the claptrap at half time, even though I’m not listening. I’m only partially interested in watching these days anyway. They’re all a bunch of cunts.
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I watch TV adverts when they are first broadcast Sammy so that I know which company’s products not to buy because their adverts feature ethnics.
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I’m on sly for my sins, arfurbrain and I can talk to the telly, telling it to move forward whenever I see a black cunt, anywhere.
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I know what you mean Arfur …
I don’t mind the odd one – 1 in 10 according to 2021 census, but any more than that really pisses me off.
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Great nom Mr Yank!
I noticed one Saturday a few weeks back that Liverpool players were wearing black armbands as a ‘ign of respect for the death of Terry Yorath’. What the fuck? He never played for Liverpool. I scoured the records but could find no obvious connection between the late Mr Yorath and the scousers. He had closer ties to the Lebanon ffs.
If black armbands were worn by footie players every time some old time player snuffs it it would be a permanent part of the kit. No, it was just another piece of grief jacking by the world experts in grief jacking, ie the cunts in red.
Good morning, everyone.
PS Sorry I missed last week’s nom about the brilliant Claudia Winkleman. She is wonderful. I bet she smells lovely.
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I remember seeing a banner at Villa Park, after Gary Speed topped himself.
The Villa fans had a huge banner that read ‘Thanks, Gary Speed.’
Thanks?!! Thanks for what?! For not playing for them? Because he didn’t. Pure grief monkey stupidity.
As for Yorath? A Leeds hero and stalwart, certainly, But what is he to do with Liverpool? Mind you, they’ll mourn dead chickens. So everything’s fair game, I suppose.
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Did anyone else see that Chelsea player, crying (actually crying) as they lost to Arsenal the other day?
The pathetic emasculated blubbering shithouse jelly modern footballer personified.
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I’d have missed that, Norman, due to what I mentioned above. In my day proper footballers would’ve sweated blood at the end and said, when’s the next match.
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I remember, Sammy.
A particularly hard fought, very muddy, and no love lost Manchester Derby (Mike Doyle was a cunt).
At the final whistle, Nobby Stiles stood in front of the Kippax, both arms raised, with two fingers on both stuck up for the City supporters. Just as it should be.
When I saw England ‘mates’ Harry Maguire and John Stones actually hugging each other after a recent Manchester Derby, I very nearly threw up.🤢
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I recall a young Mark Hughes and Liverpool’s Alan Hansen knocking shit out of each other for 90 minutes at Old Trafford in 1985.
At the final whistle, the two shook hands and that was it. No touchy feely shit, no social media ‘afters’ bullshit, and certainly no tears or blubbering.
Are there any (a single one?) players like that left in the Premier League? None, I fear….
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What makes me laugh, Norman, the Head the Balls won’t remember anything after their careers, due to heading the ball.
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All that weepy nonsense was started by Gazza Gasket. Playing for
the pansy Lilywhites turned him into a softy. They probably had him on a diet of caviar, truffles and foie gras instead of the brown ale and Mars Bars he trained on at the Toon.
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Gazza dropped a bollock when Tottingham offered his mam and dad a house. The silly fat lad took it, and he turned down Manchester United.
He’d have been better if he’d been managed by a then ferocious Fergie and also under the wing of Bryan Robson.
At Spurs, Gazza was allowed to do as he liked under El Tel and that smarmy cunt Lineker.
Robbo actually said to Ferguson after a game at St James’ Park, ‘We need to get that lad Gascoigne, Gaffer.’
They didn’t count on Gazza’s stupidity. But, what might have been….
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Interesting point that, Norman.
Gazza has mentioned the Man Utd/Spurs story quite often, and although he presents it as a bit of a lark, I think he regrets it deep down.
Part of the reason why he’s so fucked up now is because he knows he made stupid decisions and wasted a lot of his career.
Just think, he could have won the lot, potentially.
Another one who must kick himself is that greedy cunt Shearer. But I’ve got zero fucking sympathy for him.
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Would have been crying if he had come up against Chopper Harris, the cunt.
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Indeed, Field Marshal.
The likes of Venables, Lineker and – to a certain extent -Bobby Robson encouraged Paul’s ‘Daft as a brush’ antics, and saw what was self destructive behaviour as Gascoigne just being ‘Gazza’ and a bit of a clown/character.
Had Gazza had a Ferguson, Shankly, Clough type of a manager and a Bryan Robson, Bremner or Souness as a captain, who knows what heights he might have scaled…
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And that wanker Rosenior complaining about a stray ball during the warm up. Total tosser. And what is with the comedy specs?
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I thought that cunt Rosenior was Sir Lenworth of Henry in the Chelsea dug out.
It appears that Chelsea have a classic chippy chocolate drop as their gaffer.
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Rosie is the black Arthur Askey, or Harold Lloyd. With a bit of luck, he might jump off the roof before he gets sacked.
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He looks like Joe 90 with those bins on. Looks like you could spot weld with them on as well. Thanks.
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The Joe 90 reference has sort of reminded me.
Watching the Avengers on Bluray. The classic series, not the Marvel Hollywood shite.
I know (and understand) why Diana Rigg/Emma Peel is much celebrated. But I was always a Linda Thorson/Tara King man. She gave me the super horn. Still does.
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Clickbait rubbish.Throw in the bin.
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It all comes of living in an age where quantity is the goal( oops!) not quality.
” Fill the page so we have more than them”
Ref.Hedgehoppers Anonymus about 1964
Mornin’ all
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If I have a passing interest in the football it’s just the scores and fixtures, they can’t really fuck that up with other nonsense.
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I bet they keep quite when one of the international wimminz teams are thrashed by a bunch of Under14 schoolboys.
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I watched some pussyball at the weekend, Arsenal are still wearing white shorts, I thought that the ladies were worried about leakage 😂
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Its between that and the bulky pee pants for when they over-celebrate.
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The worst wimminz footballer for leakage is surely Linekunt. She shat herself trying to tackle an opponent for the first and only time in her kickball career.
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I will admit what’s ruined the game for me is all the black cunts, when there weren’t any in my day.
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It was smashing watching United in the fifties, with the only black faces being the miners in the crowd, who came straight from work to watch.
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If I know my United history, the first (cough) dark personage to play for the first team was a lad called Dennis Walker.
There wasn’t another one for many years. Until the arrival of the fairly useful Remi Moses and the immense Paul McGrath..
But, after ‘Call me Andrew’ Miserable Bastard Cole and King Dong Dwight Yorke, there seems to have been an avalanche of black players at Old Trafford. Some of them decent, but most of them bloody awful. Djemba Djemba. So bad they named him twice. And, he is just one (or is it two?) of them.😉
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“Men’s Football” on the BBC news website.
No you disingenuous cunts.
There’s “football” and then there’s “women’s football”
I have to disagree with regards to Terry Yorath’s daughter Gabby.
She’s a decent presenter and I definitely would.
Unlike any of the minging box ticking female “pundits” that the Beeb, ITV et al, often wheel out.
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Its similar to where the yanks say British English, the cheeky yankie cunts
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Oh, I loathe that, Herman…
The ‘Men’s’ FA Cup. The ‘Men’s’ FA Cup Final.
No, you Beebscum. It is the ‘THE’ FA Cup. There is no other.
And, also calling the old trophy ‘ the FA Cup Title’ deserves a firing squad.
Gabby is alright. But I’d rather have Hayley McQueen. MUTV presenter and daughter of the the late great Gordon.
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One can only imagine what the old Subbuteo I once loved and played is like now…
On the box of the old Cup, ‘The Men’s FA Cup Trophy’.
‘The Men’s 1970 World Cup Squad’.
Fuck off.
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I’m exactly the same. I wake up and the first thing I do is check the BBC for how de Santos and Ngubu did on the latest sportsball game. You see, I place bets on the number of times they each spit and on the number of minutes they spend falling over and clutching their limbs in apparent agony.
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I only watch the master shot of the recorded game and look away or move forward closeups and the pretend injured.
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If you want to keep away from news about sex pests, don’t read the papers at all while all the Mandy/Epstein and Kweer and his bumboys poofery is doing the rounds. The Ukrainian Rent Boys case comes to court next month. I think Boggs Pornographic Films (Taiwan) Limited ought to go into the documentary with titillation market for Channel 4.
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As unrelated stories go, this one unrelated to the nom….
Suicide bombing at a mosque in Islamabad, its Friday, it’s one o’clock and boom
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They class it as sport.
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I tend not to watch football, or any sport for that matter.
I vaguely browse so called “news”, recent news here, a man who watched his 80 year old wife die in a car next to him after being hit by a drunk uninsured unlicensed traveling chappie, was relived to here the culprit has received a stout 11 year sentence and a 10 year driving ban.
No mention was made of the drivers “friends” trying to remove the dash cams from the vehicles he struck in the accident.
News is diluted and tries not to point out the obvious that may cause “community tensions” .
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/man-who-killed-elderly-woman-33360772
so that’s a shitty half story
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How about “Alex Scott has the mother of all Tampax wobbles & can’t do today’s mens football commentary. ” That would be most welcome Breaking News.
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I did put wobblers, you dumb word thingy you!
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Imagine Alex ‘Errrr Innit’ Scott struggling to keep up with the old Grandstand Vidiprinter…
‘Errr… Hamilton errrrm Acade- Academicer – Acker Bilk ummm (technician shouts ‘ACADEMICALS!’) err yeah those, 8… Errm ‘E – I G- H what’s thar one there? Oh, it’s a T, innit?’🤣
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This one made me laugh, the Italians don’t want any ice at the Winter Olympics
ICE out of Milan
https://www.reuters.com/world/protesters-rally-milan-against-us-ice-presence-school-closures-ahead-opening-2026-02-06/
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Just imagine taking all the ice out of Switzerland. There would be no skiing, & everyone would be on the piste.
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Talent-free pop trollop and world renowned plug ugly, William Eilish apparently threw a super tantrum the other day.
Somebody offered the musical minger a drink with ice in it.
The ugly one barked that she was boycotting ice and that it had no place in the world.
Bless her tiny little mind…😉
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MSN is the worst one going. I use it to log onto systems at work and this is on beforehand. Nearly every headline is ‘World War 3 imminent’, ‘Nuclear war on the way’ or ‘Russia to invade Japan, Greenland etc’…,gets right on my fucking tits.
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The Daily/Sunday Express really do take the piss with their aliens and Princess Di obsessions.
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And. what’s this fetish about celebrities shopping troliies?
The online versions of the Mail and Express have had this thing for years.
Everything and everybody.
From ’80s hitmaker Belinda Carlisle buys cheese from Tesco’. To Ex- Man United star Juan Sebastian Veron seen in Waitrose car park with bottled water.’
I mean, for fuck’s sake….🙄
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Thoughts?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15535113/Trump-posts-video-depicting-Obamas-apes-sparking-backlash-political-divide.html#
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Yet another remake of The Planet of the Apes?🤣
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I think he is acting like a twat to all the people who used to support him. Fuck me I thought sleepy Joe was beyond help but now you wonder if in the great U S, as in the U K, there is nobody with any sense up to the job of leading the country.
Probably not a popular opinion, but it is mine.
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Pretty sure he’s got dementia, Triton, & they’re trying to manage it. It’d explain an awful lot about the fucking nonsense he comes out with, the daft orange cunt.
As you say not exactly a popular opinion on here, but I’m sick of hearing the cunt’s bullshit, especially after his NATO allies in Afghan insult.
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Well, they wrecked his first presidency with covid and mass civil disorder; repeatedly dragged him through the courts; had the world’s media attacking him every single day; then blatantly stole the 2020 election; then banned him from social media; then tried to indict him; tried to pin the minor disorder at the capitol by the electoral justice protestors on him; then when he came back and began campaigning again – tried to kill him.
And he still kept going after all that, and won the current presidency. How many people in the world could face all of that down and still succeed?
Now he’s back to dealing with the tawdry mess he has inherited from the previous shower of retards, where Obama had been a significant figure in the shadows of the Biden administration. Obama, who helped to wreck a great country, just because it was too white and successful for his bitter tastes.
You can hardly blame the Donald if he’s had enough of it all. It is clown world. Why take it seriously? Why not insult those who tried to destroy him?
He’s probably realised it’s a shit job, impossible to do it well with the tools available, and not worth the bother. The system is broken. Over there and here. If somebody emerges who you are told is the “adult back in the room” and doing a great job, it means you are getting business as usual.
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… all that being said, we need somebody who isn’t going to give up but be organised and industrious about delivering the goods promised. He is clearly too old and not cut out for it. So we need somebody who can overcome the challenges he has faced as he has, who has a massive ego, is highly intelligent, not a crusty boomer, a great leader of men, and and and… wonder who exists to pull it off?
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I generally don’t have a problem with his policies, particularly regarding the immo situation. But it doesn’t excuse some of the nonsense he talks, nor the flick-flack behaviour with the commie cunt Putin.
Admittedly it’s about personal perspective, but the ‘they’ you mentioned, YM, seems a little like you think he’s been victimised. Did he sexually assault that E. Jean Carroll woman? Most probably, given his previous comments regarding women; did he try to buy Stormy Daniels off, I’d say definitely. Was Covid invented to fuck his 1st presidency up, most likely not, due to the likelihood of the chinks being dirty cunts who’ll eat anything.
The world isn’t necessarily against Trump, but he doesn’t do much to get them to like him.
My take on TDS is that yes, there are those who have it, but equally there are plenty for whom Trump can do no wrong, even when he behaves like a cunt.
That said, I do enjoy watching 2 Tier tying himself in knots trying not to upset him 🤣
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Yet another remake of The Planet of the Apes?🤣
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How about the BBC’s take on cricket?
What the fuck is a batter?
I thought it was what Geoffrey Boycotts mum dipped fish in before frying it but apparently, I’m completely wrong.
Apparently it’s a ‘non offensive’ reference to what was once known as a batsman, which came into being with the increased ‘popularity’ of wimminz cricket.
You know the one. Where the bowling struggles to exceed 20mph and they go off crying if the umpires decision doesn’t go their way.
Whats wrong with the term ‘Batswimminz’?
Fucked if I can make sense of it.
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Women’s cricket is shit & I mean properly shit. Fucking insult to the professional game.
I agree about the nomenclature too, fucking woke wendy cunts. I hope the shitty BBC never get to show cricket live again, fuck them. And football too.
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In the news recently. Those much hyped Beatles biopics look hilarious.
Going on the pictures I’ve seen, it looks like pure comedy..
Paul – Alan Partridge/Eric Idle (The Rutles).
John – Mike Harding.
George – Charles Manson.
Ringo – Mr. Potato Head (with huge rubber conk)
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Link to this goon show…
https://www.thebeatles.com/
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I like the Beatles but can’t stand these weird films with actors playing the real people. I find myself focusing on how weird they look. Same with that Queen film, although that wasn’t too bad, putting to one side the references to raucous bum sex and AIDS.
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O/T, cunters just when you thought things couldn’t get more FUCKED up in Third World GB..!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15534659/Bradford-NHS-Trust-advertised-job-midwife-help-cousin-marriage-families-having-children.html
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This was reported by History Debunked three days ago. The Fail and Telegraph have only just caught up today. The rest haven’t even noticed, or prefer not to draw attention to it. Also, Webb’s take on it is far more interesting. If you want news, there are superior alternatives to the mainstream media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIFgC_6uUwI
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Aye, that Mr webb talks a lot of common sense..!
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💯 He sure does, Doc 👍🏻
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