These days I have only a mild passing interest in football and try to avoid news in general. However, I clicked onto the Telegraph Football webpage to see what’s going on. There was a bit about Man Utd fans wanting a no confidence vote in Sir Jim Radcliffe. OK. Man City to pay £60M release clause to sign Semenyo. OK. Some news about the starting lineups for the Woolwich Nomads vs. Murdering Scum Scousers. Fair enough.
But what’s this? Mini headline reads, “Coote avoids prison after child sex offence conviction”. That’s not football news. The fact Coote used to be a Premier League referee is irrelevant. I don’t want to be exposed to stories about sex pests. That shit should be on the main news section, not the football section.
Another mini-headline, “Gabby Logan replaced during Match of the Day following death of father Terry Yorath”. Terry Yorath (proper footballer) passing away is football news related. I get that part. His gargoyle daughter leaving the set of some has been BBC shit show is not news. Why do we need to know she left the set to deal with a death in the family? We don’t. Again, it’s not football news, FFS.
This kind of shit goes on all the time. On the BBC Football webpage there’ll often be references to absolute nobodies but related to a high profile club. Bit confusing. Oh wait, it’s about women’s football not proper football. Now the BBC in their infinite wisdom have these tabs/sections on their Football webpage:
– Scores & Fixtures
– Tables
– Gossip
– Transfers
– Top Scorers
– Women
– European
– All Teams
– League & Cups
– Quizzes
Now if some cunt reporter at the BBC wants to write up some crap about some nobody tart who plays for a woman’s team, take a wild fucking guess which section that “story” should be in.
Is it so unreasonable to have football news on the Football page, cricket news on the Cricket page, rugby news on the Rugby page and so on? And have the unrelated crap on the main news page where it’s more easily avoided?
Nominated by : Immigration Yank
To be as suitably off-topic as the news, can I just say that lanyard-wearing women holding up bakery queues by ordering ridiculous coffees that take 10 minutes to make are complete and utter fucking battered and smegma’d cunts.
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Amen to this.
I discovered many years ago, that queues and the people in them, are cunts.
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The BBC Sport website is a shower of lazy journalism.
Latest news and gossip lifted from the newspapers, sycophantic interviews, and the usual unrelated bollocks mentioned in the nom.
Then there’s the favouritism.
For a few years now, the golden boy of choice is Arsenals Saka who, we’re led to believe, makes George Best look like an amateur.
And there are hints of this in the small details.
Arsenal get a result. Cue headline photo of a beaming Saka, even if he contributed little in reality.
Arsenal lose or draw. Cue a photo of a glum looking Declan Rice.
Because only white British players can represent losers. Right?
If the Sun can give a more balanced view than the BBC, there’s something very seriously wrong.
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“It’s a great big melting pot” as some annoying cunt once sang.
They just can’t help themselves,some “lifestyle” editor cobbles together the pap,usually including a picture of a wholly unrelated wōg.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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The quality of journalism is unbelievably poor. I’m utterly convinced that 90% of it is written by either the office cat, or 15 year olds on work experience.
The inability to recognise that a story about Coote belonged in the main news section, or Gabby what’s her face in entertainment convinces me. I’ll bet they have toddlers practicing the alphabet by doing the filing.
Half the time grammar and spellings are that of a semi-literate, spellcheck is useless if you have the ability of an orangutan.
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Those cunts at the BB-fucking-C only employ Marxist educated kids; all the better to promote the Far Left influence in that shitty corporation, rather than reporting balanced news by proper journalists.
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Man City wanker Pep Guardiola thinking anyone gives two lumps of cold rat shit of what he thinks about Gaza, Ukraine, Sudan or ICE.
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@LL…wonder if ‘pap’ spitiola would be able to get poor old Sheffield Wednesday out of their -7 predicament and into a play off spot ? Oh I forgot he would only have a quid for new recruits 😩…
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I wonder has Mrs Guardiola noticed that her husband seems to have quite the penchant for fondling his player’s arses.
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That pep cunt, LL, says he can’t help spitting at the football all the time, even though he’s been to see a psychiatrist. Then why doesn’t he spit at the dinner table ?
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You assume he doesn’t Sammy?
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I know a bloke who works on the BBC Sport website as part of the editorial team.
When he told me what his job was, I quipped, ‘Oh. They actually edit it do they?’
To say he wasn’t impressed is an understatement.
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For the umpteenth time and sick to the back teeth of telling you all. DON’T FUCKING WELL READ ABOUT IT. Same with advertising, DON’T FUCKING WATCH THEM. I’ve been for years now, watching football with the sound off and only watching it from the kick off until they fuck off at the final whistle. I even delay it so I can jump past the claptrap at half time, even though I’m not listening. I’m only partially interested in watching these days anyway. They’re all a bunch of cunts.
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I watch TV adverts when they are first broadcast Sammy so that I know which company’s products not to buy because their adverts feature ethnics.
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I’m on sly for my sins, arfurbrain and I can talk to the telly, telling it to move forward whenever I see a black cunt, anywhere.
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Great nom Mr Yank!
I noticed one Saturday a few weeks back that Liverpool players were wearing black armbands as a ‘ign of respect for the death of Terry Yorath’. What the fuck? He never played for Liverpool. I scoured the records but could find no obvious connection between the late Mr Yorath and the scousers. He had closer ties to the Lebanon ffs.
If black armbands were worn by footie players every time some old time player snuffs it it would be a permanent part of the kit. No, it was just another piece of grief jacking by the world experts in grief jacking, ie the cunts in red.
Good morning, everyone.
PS Sorry I missed last week’s nom about the brilliant Claudia Winkleman. She is wonderful. I bet she smells lovely.
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Did anyone else see that Chelsea player, crying (actually crying) as they lost to Arsenal the other day?
The pathetic emasculated blubbering shithouse jelly modern footballer personified.
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I’d have missed that, Norman, due to what I mentioned above. In my day proper footballers would’ve sweated blood at the end and said, when’s the next match.
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I remember, Sammy.
A particularly hard fought, very muddy, and no love lost Manchester Derby (Mike Doyle was a cunt).
At the final whistle, Nobby Stiles stood in front of the Kippax, both arms raised, with two fingers on both stuck up for the City supporters. Just as it should be.
When I saw England ‘mates’ Harry Maguire and John Stones actually hugging each other after a recent Manchester Derby, I very nearly threw up.🤢
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I recall a young Mark Hughes and Liverpool’s Alan Hansen knocking shit out of each other for 90 minutes at Old Trafford in 1985.
At the final whistle, the two shook hands and that was it. No touchy feely shit, no social media ‘afters’ bullshit, and certainly no tears or blubbering.
Are there any (a single one?) players like that left in the Premier League? None, I fear….
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What makes me laugh, Norman, the Head the Balls won’t remember anything after their careers, due to heading the ball.
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All that weepy nonsense was started by Gazza Gasket. Playing for
the pansy Lilywhites turned him into a softy. They probably had him on a diet of caviar, truffles and foie gras instead of the brown ale and Mars Bars he trained on at the Toon.
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Gazza dropped a bollock when Tottingham offered his mam and dad a house. The silly fat lad took it, and he turned down Manchester United.
He’d have been better if he’d been managed by a then ferocious Fergie and also under the wing of Bryan Robson.
At Spurs, Gazza was allowed to do as he liked under El Tel and that smarmy cunt Lineker.
Robbo actually said to Ferguson after a game at St James’ Park, ‘We need to get that lad Gascoigne, Gaffer.’
They didn’t count on Gazza’s stupidity. But, what might have been….
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And that wanker Rosenior complaining about a stray ball during the warm up. Total tosser. And what is with the comedy specs?
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I thought that cunt Rosenior was Sir Lenworth of Henry in the Chelsea dug out.
It appears that Chelsea have a classic chippy chocolate drop as their gaffer.
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Rosie is the black Arthur Askey, or Harold Lloyd. With a bit of luck, he might jump off the roof before he gets sacked.
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Clickbait rubbish.Throw in the bin.
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It all comes of living in an age where quantity is the goal( oops!) not quality.
” Fill the page so we have more than them”
Ref.Hedgehoppers Anonymus about 1964
Mornin’ all
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If I have a passing interest in the football it’s just the scores and fixtures, they can’t really fuck that up with other nonsense.
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I bet they keep quite when one of the international wimminz teams are thrashed by a bunch of Under14 schoolboys.
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I watched some pussyball at the weekend, Arsenal are still wearing white shorts, I thought that the ladies were worried about leakage 😂
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Its between that and the bulky pee pants for when they over-celebrate.
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I will admit what’s ruined the game for me is all the black cunts, when there weren’t any in my day.
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It was smashing watching United in the fifties, with the only black faces being the miners in the crowd, who came straight from work to watch.
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“Men’s Football” on the BBC news website.
No you disingenuous cunts.
There’s “football” and then there’s “women’s football”
I have to disagree with regards to Terry Yorath’s daughter Gabby.
She’s a decent presenter and I definitely would.
Unlike any of the minging box ticking female “pundits” that the Beeb, ITV et al, often wheel out.
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Its similar to where the yanks say British English, the cheeky yankie cunts
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I’m exactly the same. I wake up and the first thing I do is check the BBC for how de Santos and Ngubu did on the latest sportsball game. You see, I place bets on the number of times they each spit and on the number of minutes they spend falling over and clutching their limbs in apparent agony.
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I only watch the master shot of the recorded game and look away or move forward closeups and the pretend injured.
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If you want to keep away from news about sex pests, don’t read the papers at all while all the Mandy/Epstein and Kweer and his bumboys poofery is doing the rounds. The Ukrainian Rent Boys case comes to court next month. I think Boggs Pornographic Films (Taiwan) Limited ought to go into the documentary with titillation market for Channel 4.
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As unrelated stories go, this one unrelated to the nom….
Suicide bombing at a mosque in Islamabad, its Friday, it’s one o’clock and boom
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I tend not to watch football, or any sport for that matter.
I vaguely browse so called “news”, recent news here, a man who watched his 80 year old wife die in a car next to him after being hit by a drunk uninsured unlicensed traveling chappie, was relived to here the culprit has received a stout 11 year sentence and a 10 year driving ban.
No mention was made of the drivers “friends” trying to remove the dash cams from the vehicles he struck in the accident.
News is diluted and tries not to point out the obvious that may cause “community tensions” .
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/man-who-killed-elderly-woman-33360772
so that’s a shitty half story
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