is a cunt.
The fat, useless mincer pretending to be the PM assures us he is on our side.
“I know so many families across the country are still worried about the cost of living.”
It would help if they stopped importing enormous numbers of parasites who immediately start blood sucking from the public finances. Free housing, free food, free health care, free clothes, free smart phones… all paid for by the British tax payer, and also adding to the general inflation as ever more people place pressure on the infrastructure and public services. We will ignore the numerous other problems all these arseholes bring to our tired, little country. And it isn’t just the illegals.
Have you ever wondered why we need hosepipe bans in the summer months, in a country harassed by rain for half of the typical year? Because we have millions of additional people here, using the same infrastructure in place thirty years ago. No wonder the likes of Thames Water are going bust. They are expected to provide a service to unknown numbers of people. We don’t even know how many people are living here, it isn’t possible to know. Supermarkets, and Thames Water itself, have suggested the population is much higher than the official numbers suggest.
And water is just one of many examples. It is all completely out of control. So how is the gang of useless cunts, known as the government, going to solve any problems?
How about their net zero scam, and the vast subsidies for inefficient junk like wind turbines and solar panels? We now have the highest energy bills in the developed world. Four times higher than the US, which is a richer country to begin with. This is when we are sitting on reserves amounting to hundreds of years for coal, gas and oil. The extraction and sale of which would at least help our balance of payments, reduce the national debt and raise tax revenue, not to mention create jobs. But they can’t do that can they? They’ve dug themselves, and us, into a stupid hole.
Then we have their taxes, which go up and up and up. And wasn’t it Sir Two Tier who was calling for longer and harder lock downs during covid? That alone has fucked our standard of living beyond repair. Has he ever apologised? Is he even aware? Course not. The thick twat.
And none of this affects the Prime Mincer does it? He has such a vast, gold-plated public pension that there is a specific piece of legislation in place to protect it. This is from his days as a useless bureaucrat in the CPS…
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/2588/contents/made
A typical socialist. In addition to all the public money he has rinsed being a scum human rights lawyer. Oh, and all the freebies received from Lord Ali.
Now wasting our time and money trying to fix a problem he and all the other useless cunts, including the Tories and the Blob, have created. Or claiming to anyway. I fucking hate him. Just seeing his face or hearing his nerdy, nasal voice leaves me overcome with a sickening sense of disgust. He is a satanic piece of filth.
If we want to solve the cost of living crisis, we will need to dissolve parliament, sack the fucking lot, and start doing the opposite of what they’ve been doing for the past thirty years.
Nominated by Anglo Saxon.
The price of foods gone through the roof.
Missus asked me to get her a treat while I was in Aldi.
She likes those Cadbury Mini eggs,
Fuckin fiver!!!
Robbing cunts.
No wonder everyone is shoplifting.
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Someone was seen filling up a large red suitcase in our local B&M the other day. Of course no one was brave enough to stop them. Did make the local news though, although the nationality of said customers was left out.
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I would of pinched them MNC give them a taste of their own thieving medicine
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You should have gone to the ‘Specialbuys’ aisle in Aldi, Mis, and got Mrs M a drill bit set or some sexy compression socks.
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I have been enjoying the pearl clutching, bedwetters fake outrage when farage said he would scrap the two child benefit to knock 5p off a pint..
Feckless scum expecting people to fed their kids, while having every TV subscription known to man..
No foreign cunt should be able to claim anything, unless they can trace their family back five generations..
Five might seem extreme, but pàkis are known to rape and marry nine year olds…
Has fat quare Rodney stopped shaking yet, trembling like a goat in kabul, at prime ministers questions..
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“Have you ever wondered why we need hosepipe bans in the summer months, in a country harassed by rain for half of the typical year? Because we have millions of additional people here, using the same infrastructure in place thirty years ago. No wonder the likes of Thames Water are going bust.”
No I have never wondered, Numerous reservoirs were closed down by Maggie, in fact one of the locals has converted their lake into one (probably some kind of tax dodge).
I have visited a few facilities too, the old pump houses are out of service due to lack of maintenance and large mobile hire pumps dot the landscape.
Next their shitty system, according to the radio, Thames water are renewing hundreds of miles of water main.
The reality is they have cut said 100 miles of pipe into 2ft lengths and jubilee clipping it over the leaks.
The other thing is the leap frog of leaks, as one is repaired and the pipe comes up to pressure a new one appears further up the line, that’s a false economy.
Fucking Starmer had said that he wants to cut UK water consumption by 30% yet ignores the fact that almost a fifth of potable water is lost in delivery by the service providers!
One other thing to ponder is the shit adverts Thames water put out, why bother, who is the competitor, exactly their is not one so how can a bankrupt company have an advertising budget?
The shit in the rivers bit galls me too, why cant this be passed on to farms for the land? they used too.
Lastly wet wipes and fat, on this I am with the water companies, stop tipping it down the drains, its a cunt to clear out, last year I had too rod out a 2m sausage of fucking blue roll from a live sewer system! (you would be surprised how happy you get when a solid turd comes through, as its a sign you are winning).
As you can see I am a little pissed with holes in the road and grit coming out my taps.
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We haven’t built a new reservoir since 1992. But have grown the population of this island by 11 million. About time we had a damn good clear out. Cheaper than infrastructure projects which no useless government can every deliver on time or on budget.
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up scale the canal system, use it for transport of non perishables but also as a water distribution tool?
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Not long to go now.
The Prime Minister-in-waiting, aka the bikeshed girl, is sharpening her knife.
And when she plunges it between Rodney’s shoulder blades he’s going to say
‘Et tu, Bimbo?’
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It’s the cooking of the books that gets me.
Every time inflation fails to fall or there’s a slight rise, the government and their facilitators in the media reach for the old retail price index chestnut.
‘Rise in computer game prices fuels December inflation hike’
‘Increased price of school ties linked to high August inflation’
Never the stuff we buy on a daily basis. Utter bullshit.
And if it does drop a tiny bit, there’s always a caveat.
‘However, food inflation still remains at record highs’
So, it appears the best way to lower inflation is to separate the bad bits and pretend the don’t exist.
Very much like pretending your well off because you’ve got ten grand in your savings account, when you’re eleven grand overdrawn in your current account.
A quick visit to a supermarket tells the truth.
Lidl last week: Lamb mince family pack 400g. Only £7.99!
That’d make one hell of an expensive cottage pie.
And what sort of family do they suppose that will satisfy?
Warwick Davis’s?
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Quite right Field Marshal, official Government statistics are a load of bollocks.
My particular bete noire is the GDP figure. Supposedly a measure of the size of the economy, it includes Government spending. The more Thieves steals from us and dishes out to Liebour’s client state, the more GDP ‘rises’.
Furthermore it takes no account of increasing population. So under the current shower of shit’s open doors policy the population has grown faster than GDP. In other words we’ve been in real terms recession for 18 months. And we’re told otherwise because those in power (and financial journalists) can’t or won’t do a simple piece of maths – a division sum.
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even in the job I do, people like to quote bollock statistics.
I went to a meeting with a high level manager of another company (who will without doubt never employ me).
Inflated twat sat there with his cock out and said that his call centre fielded over 520 calls a week, from our company.
I asked him how many of them actually closed as a deal, the truthful answer was 120, so well over a 50% fail rate.
It would have made more sense to say we do 120 contracts a week with your company, we need to improve it than quoting stupid statistics that make you look and sound like a right cunt (with my help of course).
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As old Benj Disraeli once said, “There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there is Mandelson.”
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The government answer is to raise taxes and borrowing for “giveaways”..
Not long since they had to give everyone money off their gas bill due to rampant fuel inflation…at the time the whining cunts blamed on the Russian invasion of Ukraine disrupting gas imports…strange though that gas prices had started to rocket many months before that..
The present mess is the result of the bedwetting idiocy of Wuhan flu “lockdowns” and rampant money printing via QE that went on “furlough” payments..
Apparently our wise leaders couldn’t forsee pumping countless billions into the economy with nowhere to spend it until “restrictions” were lifted would cause rampant inflation of everything everywhere.
Add in colossal disruption to supply chains,particularly shipping,and the consequence that the ships went to the highest bidder,again ramping up prices.
Fucking idiots,that have literally learned nothing since and never will,never accountable,always set for life after politics..
The perfect example presently being Ed Miliband who is literally a lunatic and has consigned us to sky high energy prices for the rest of our lives,just to prop up his maniacal ideology.
Itscall just a jolly jape to them they couldn’t give a fuck.
Verminous Cunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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My labourer said he was going for a haircut.
15quid!!!
I must pay him to much.
Told him
‘cut yer own hair’
Or shave your head like i do.
M
Wouldnt mind, hes a ugly cunt,
Waste of money
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I couldn’t afford to have hair nowadays.
What a fuckin country.
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@mnc….at least you ain’t a woman (with a beard) …Mrs ender went the other day for a colour and foils £120 🤐 I said you’ll have to go full kojak from now on 🧐…the robbing chav in the salon drives a nice SUV with personal number plates 👍… ‘who loves ya baby’ 🍭
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You wouldn’t be able to get a haircut if you were a Labour MP Mis. More and more barbers and hairdressers are banning them.
And you could forget being served in a pub as well.
The worm is turning.
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Despite my name, I get my hair cut at this place in a council estate. It was a tenner two years ago. Now £16.50. And they are not any more talented. Your labourer has gone for a cheap option, believe it or not.
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morning all,
I searched ages for a white barber and eventually found one, good people too, had stone island jackets and everything.
only problem was the haircut was shit. I ended up returning to the Kurds even though I know what else they’ve got going on in their cash-only cutters.
shameful
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That’s exactly what I have to pay for a haircut. No pensioners prices these days. Suppose it’s the price you have to pay these day’s, instead of shivering in winter. At least I can look smart and appear younger.
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The water companies and supermarkets reckon about 73 million in the UK.
Meaning there are millions of ‘people’ who shouldn’t be here.
Just a recap of Rachel Reeves cavernous black holes and what OUR money was spaffed on.
£8Bn to the unions for getting their members to vote the Labour scum in.
£14Bn for illegal immigrants.
£31Bn to plug a fucking massive hole in the public sector pensions bill.
None of this is any use to anyone who works for a living. None of it!
Looking on the bright side, dirty Ange looks like she will be prime minister by the end of the week. 🙄
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Morning Odin/all.
If nothing else at all, and useless, lying traitorous bitch she undoubtedly is, at least she won’t have Starmer’s fucking voice and it might take up to a week for us to hate the sound of her voice too.
I’ll bet Kweer is actually looking forward to being ousted.
He can then use his mega pension to fully indulge himself in rent boys’ bottoms with much less press scrutiny.
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Shes got a Stockport accent.
Nowt wrong with her voice.
Just everything else.
Easier on the ear than Starmer
Sounds like a dalek with flu
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Growler for PM :
Credit to the cunt for doing well from white trash beginnings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Rayner
But a gobby shop steward as Prime minister..!
If she wasn’t so far up the fucking Muslims arse I might be inclined to say maybe..!
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Plus, let’s not forget the £40,000.00 tax avoidance..!
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John Prescott in a dress, as was said. God forbid.
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Worked her way up from behind the bike shed to over the area convener’s desk.
She is just one example of the many in the HoC who have nothing, between ears just a fucking gob and were selected to stand in a labour area.
It’s easy to be popular when you call for free everything and tax the rich, throw in Tory scum and there you have it.
The problem is exasperated by the so called advisors who are just as thick as the cunts they are advising, I have seen enough of former labour advisors to realise why the country is heading down the pan.
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The article read,
“My sources for the above statement [that there are 77-80 million people in the UK] are good, but scared of admitting the truth for fear of incurring the wrath of Whitehall. It’s like the best way of monitoring illegal drug consumption: forget the pious statements from ministers – the fool proof method is to sample our water and the effluent in it. That’s easily the best way of monitoring what the nation has been consuming. Consumption – that’s the thing. Based on what we eat, one big supermarket chain reckons there are 80 million people living in the UK.”
One of the strange thing about “water sampling” is it is done forensically, searching for toxins and drug trace, so they are very familiar with the drug fashions of certain areas.
But yes shit per capita would prove the point, I don’t think supermarket consumption would be factual as they would probably not count theft,
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Fish n chips £10
Pint of beer £4
The above used to be a cheap basic commodity.
What the fuck has gone wrong..!
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Fish- tenner!!!
Chip barm- 3 quid!!!
Saw it other day.
Nearly crashed the van.
At this rate ill have to eat fruit and veg.
Like some medieval peasant. 😕
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Lazy! make your own,
peel em, chip them, par boil them, lard or oil, season.
air fryer couple of mins with the battered fish.
shit loads of Henderson’s relish, or curry gravy,
buy marrowfat peas, microwave them (with juice) add pepper, mash the cunts and give them a min.
chipy dinner for les than £4 a head!
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Do you deliver?
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Fruit & veg Mis? You will need to shop around for that to get a reasonable price. Her ladyship is always going on about so many shops taking the piss. She’s mainly veggie, so she will know.
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I would Lord B,
But i like the whole experience,
The social aspect,
Queuing impatiently,
Steam on the windows.
The delicious smells,
Reading the board
Salt n vinegar luv?
” is it free?
Chuck it on then!”
Besides missus Miserable wont let me have a chip pan anymore
Said i turned the kitchen ceiling brown.
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Do a Viv Nicholson and spend,spend,spend whatever you’ve got left, then hitch hike over to Calais returning with suitably cherry blossomed darkened features speaking gibberish 🗣️ and be whisked away too a Lenny ‘golden slippers’ premier hotel for free lifelong food and freebies…with added junior entertainment 😩…thanks UK 😍
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Windy as fuck today.
Cold too.
On days like this you need a hot cup of Bovril ®.
Probably about a fuckin tenner a jar under this communist government.
Just nick it.
From Sainsburys
The lefty twats.
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Beef tea, or Tomato soup!
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Nah, nick it from Asda.
The Páki twats.
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A jar of powdered Bovril was £13 last time I brought one from Makro’s 450 g or a Lb in old money.
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If there was a cost of living crisis, surely the first economic casualties would be foreign takeaways, swarthy barber shops and Greggs.
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I feel sorry for the foreign shops. If it wasn’t for the drug-dealing I fear many of them would have gone under by now.
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Years ago people were slimmer. Not by choice, but because they couldn’t afford to eat to excess. I find it healthier not to eat too much and have leant to enjoy life that way. The land whales I see walking (trying to) the streets these days is grotesque and that’s what’s costing us, trying to keep them healthy. There should be a law against being overweight.
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fat women are great, they cant run away 😉
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According to my hight and weight, I’m exactly correct in being a healthy human being. Can you imagine if that became law. The chaos at supermarkets for being overweight and not allowed in would be unbelievable. Causing mahem.
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That’s also why you don’t see old fat people walking the streets, because they are dead. That one way of keeping the economy down.
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That’s. The apostrophe was too heavy to lift. Like a fat cunt.
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Get a chip butty down yer.
Live a little.
Charles Atlas ate nothing but spam fritters an he was a fine figure of a man.
Went the beach in leopardskin undercrackers.
You should follow his example Sammy.
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Keep a seat warm for me when you get there, Mis.
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Are you still believing in that hamshank shite, Mis.
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And to think you are younger than my sons.
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You are exactly right, live a little.
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Remember when Herr Starmfuher said “We will tread lightly in your lives”. What an epic fail.Full on Fabian society interference.Woodchipper treatment feet first.
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I think I may have said “I wont come in your mouth” a few times with equal sincerity.
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The link between uncontrolled immigration and illegal working seems to be ignored as much as possible, how can anyone not see it.
Pretend it’s only a minority and most immigrants are hard working, they roll out stats showing immigrants make a positive contribution.
Well yes, those from the US, Canada, Australia and the educated high earners from Europe, there are some in the NHS from India and other Asian countries who work but the rest of the dross are a drain of everything we offer.
We have 5 million on out of work benefits, how many of those are actually working illegally, they have no requirement to look for work so aren’t required to attend the job centres.
Ok some are white Brits but I am sure there are many who are from shit holes and Eastern Europe
There is only one solution, an ICE style crackdown on the nail bars, food deliveries, take aways, barbers, vape shops.
Cut benefits, a recent report claims that 6 million world be better off on benefits that working, not surprising because once you are on the benefit gravy train it just keeps coming.
Free school meals, child benefit, it all comes out of the pockets of those who are working along with everything else.
Third world, here we come.
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‘Austerity’ to ‘Bring down the deficit’ remember that?
Wankers!
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I have read more true statements about the state of this sceptered ( or fucked, your choice) isle this morn. than I have heard from msm for bloody years.
The nom. Highlights water but it goes further, with the increased energy supplies needed, and so much else.
It is as if the Gov. is operating like a mad irresponsible couple having kids. Increasing the number all the time but with no thought of how to feed or cloth them. Oh of course silly me they both just turn to the tax payer to bail them out.
In big fuckin’ letters “We cant afford it
” ( or them),I wrote to my mp over the numbers and water and infrastructure, he dismissed it as over reaction and a bit racist.
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They didn’t call you a Nazi too? its generally fashionable to try and close people down by suggesting that they have far right inklings and a dislike of coloured people.
I like to point out that I am a raspberry and they are only saying that because they don’t like cripels, that fucks em up!
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High energy and fuel costs will make everything else expensive. Energy is the master resource driving everything in a modern civilization. The pygmies running this country have decided to needlessly make our energy incredibly expensive. Four times higher than the US, which is a richer country in the first place. All because of a simpleton fantasy about saving the world from a made up problem…
[Applause]
But this is in addition to other self inflicted insanity. The average person’s income hasn’t increased since before the financial crash in 2008. Taking inflation into account, the GDP per capita has been falling significantly for orindary, working people. The main culprits being, as Unkle T says, QE money printing which caused massive asset bubbles and debased the currency, in combination with the mass importation of low skill and zero skill, cheapo labour. Plus all the specimens who produce nothing and must be supported by the tax payer.
The covid response, which seemed like the regime’s attempt to regain control and keep their scam going after brexit and the election of Trump, was yet another large nail in the coffin. The money printing was ramped up, millions were paid to do nothing, and we all know the story there. We now have a war time level of debt thanks to a bug that mainly killed people in their 80s. In other words, the same as winter flu.
That debt has to be paid off somehow, guys. The inflation we are seeing is part of that repayment plan. As usual, it is the lower-middle income workers being crushed.
We can thank the political class, the various “experts”, all the morons banging their pots and pans, obediently following the arrows in the supermarket, donning their filthy, pointless face masks. The police harassing people for sitting on benches. The Indian Norman Wisdom spaffing billions on subsidising fast food takeaways and other such idiocy. The fucking useless clown that is Boris, and the demented poof opposite who is the current PM. It is all a massive, ruinously expensive piece of shit.
A dog turd with a trillion dollar price tag.
The idea that this can be solved with little policy initiatives, enacted by idiots like Rodney, is beneath contempt. We are going to need a far more extreme version of the 1980s if we are to cure this mess. Chile in the 1970s and 80s springs to mind, and I’ve seen with my own eyes that it worked…
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The entire Covid racket was a fucking embarrassment.
The Tory bastards mocked that treacherous Commie cunt Corbyn in the 2019 pre election build up, dismissing talk of “magic money trees”
Well they soon found a great big one of their own less than a year later.
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Lady Nugee has made the supreme sacrifice. Kweer phoned her up to tell her only she could save his job, so desperate times calls for desperate remedies:
https://www.xvideos.com/video.okobedve8c4/thick_bbw_striptease_and_soapy_shower_tease_4k_portrait_
I bet THAT made you forget about Mandy and pea doughs.
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Oh well should’ve voted BNP when you had the chance instead of ‘celebrating diversity’ by watching sweaty Ngubu kicking a ball around and spitting. ¯\(ツ)/¯
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Never underestimate the brainwashing power of the idiot lantern and other assorted Jew owned media.
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Energy
NESO use smoke and mirrors to make us pay for gas power stations to sit idle (on stand by) when the wind is blowing and indeed compensate wind energy producers to turn off the windmills when the grid can’t handle the production.
The energy mix is a joke, if energy production was solely based on a efficiency and cost wind would be at the bottom of the list, nuclear, coal and gas are reliable, ensure you have the raw materials and it’s 365/24, wind needs the right weather which is completely unpredictable, so pay twice just for ideology.
Drill baby Drill!
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One to cheer you up music lovers..😂
https://youtu.be/pj-WZt1pkEg?si=nJDzukznBKC6CFbw
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Lordy lordy, I never heard that before, tucks of laughter here.
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Magic Grandad will choose that as one of his 8 on Desert Island Dickheads.
Diane used to sing it to him.
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I see the six Palestine action cunts got off.. even the prick who hit the copper with a sledgehammer..
If Peter Sutcliffe was alive today he would of got off, by just shouting free gaza and death to Israel.
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Yes, I was genuinely shocked by that. Not a jot, no criminal damage or anything, and a jury.
I would have hoped that the jury would have accepted that a crime had been committed or law broken, and that they were guilty of that, as an offence. And then decided, wrongly in my opinion, that they had some sort of justification in doing it.
Braking the speed limit in a hospital dash is still speeding BUT with mitigating circumstances.
The Woolwich case opens the flood gates for “Not guilty verdicts” without taking into consideration circumstances, or spurious reasons.
Dangerous times I’m afraid.
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… And I looked: And behold a pale excuse of a man: and his name was Starmer, and Rayner followed with him. And power was given unto them over what used to be a great and blessed country, to kill with words, and with Mandelson, and with illegal immigrants, and with all the cunts of the earth.
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It`s A Fucking Revelation, 6:8.
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