“Fixing” the Cost of Living Crisis

is a cunt.

The fat, useless mincer pretending to be the PM assures us he is on our side.

“I know so many families across the country are still worried about the cost of living.”

It would help if they stopped importing enormous numbers of parasites who immediately start blood sucking from the public finances. Free housing, free food, free health care, free clothes, free smart phones… all paid for by the British tax payer, and also adding to the general inflation as ever more people place pressure on the infrastructure and public services. We will ignore the numerous other problems all these arseholes bring to our tired, little country. And it isn’t just the illegals.

Have you ever wondered why we need hosepipe bans in the summer months, in a country harassed by rain for half of the typical year? Because we have millions of additional people here, using the same infrastructure in place thirty years ago. No wonder the likes of Thames Water are going bust. They are expected to provide a service to unknown numbers of people. We don’t even know how many people are living here, it isn’t possible to know. Supermarkets, and Thames Water itself, have suggested the population is much higher than the official numbers suggest.

And water is just one of many examples. It is all completely out of control. So how is the gang of useless cunts, known as the government, going to solve any problems?

How about their net zero scam, and the vast subsidies for inefficient junk like wind turbines and solar panels? We now have the highest energy bills in the developed world. Four times higher than the US, which is a richer country to begin with. This is when we are sitting on reserves amounting to hundreds of years for coal, gas and oil. The extraction and sale of which would at least help our balance of payments, reduce the national debt and raise tax revenue, not to mention create jobs. But they can’t do that can they? They’ve dug themselves, and us, into a stupid hole.

Then we have their taxes, which go up and up and up. And wasn’t it Sir Two Tier who was calling for longer and harder lock downs during covid? That alone has fucked our standard of living beyond repair. Has he ever apologised? Is he even aware? Course not. The thick twat.

And none of this affects the Prime Mincer does it? He has such a vast, gold-plated public pension that there is a specific piece of legislation in place to protect it. This is from his days as a useless bureaucrat in the CPS…

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/2588/contents/made

A typical socialist. In addition to all the public money he has rinsed being a scum human rights lawyer. Oh, and all the freebies received from Lord Ali.

Now wasting our time and money trying to fix a problem he and all the other useless cunts, including the Tories and the Blob, have created. Or claiming to anyway. I fucking hate him. Just seeing his face or hearing his nerdy, nasal voice leaves me overcome with a sickening sense of disgust. He is a satanic piece of filth.

If we want to solve the cost of living crisis, we will need to dissolve parliament, sack the fucking lot, and start doing the opposite of what they’ve been doing for the past thirty years.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Anglo Saxon.

28 thoughts on ““Fixing” the Cost of Living Crisis

  1. The price of foods gone through the roof.
    Missus asked me to get her a treat while I was in Aldi.

    She likes those Cadbury Mini eggs,
    Fuckin fiver!!!

    Robbing cunts.

    No wonder everyone is shoplifting.

    • Someone was seen filling up a large red suitcase in our local B&M the other day. Of course no one was brave enough to stop them. Did make the local news though, although the nationality of said customers was left out.

      • You should have gone to the ‘Specialbuys’ aisle in Aldi, Mis, and got Mrs M a drill bit set or some sexy compression socks.

  2. I have been enjoying the pearl clutching, bedwetters fake outrage when farage said he would scrap the two child benefit to knock 5p off a pint..

    Feckless scum expecting people to fed their kids, while having every TV subscription known to man..

    No foreign cunt should be able to claim anything, unless they can trace their family back five generations..
    Five might seem extreme, but pàkis are known to rape and marry nine year olds…

    Has fat quare Rodney stopped shaking yet, trembling like a goat in kabul, at prime ministers questions..

  3. “Have you ever wondered why we need hosepipe bans in the summer months, in a country harassed by rain for half of the typical year? Because we have millions of additional people here, using the same infrastructure in place thirty years ago. No wonder the likes of Thames Water are going bust.”

    No I have never wondered, Numerous reservoirs were closed down by Maggie, in fact one of the locals has converted their lake into one (probably some kind of tax dodge).
    I have visited a few facilities too, the old pump houses are out of service due to lack of maintenance and large mobile hire pumps dot the landscape.
    Next their shitty system, according to the radio, Thames water are renewing hundreds of miles of water main.
    The reality is they have cut said 100 miles of pipe into 2ft lengths and jubilee clipping it over the leaks.
    The other thing is the leap frog of leaks, as one is repaired and the pipe comes up to pressure a new one appears further up the line, that’s a false economy.
    Fucking Starmer had said that he wants to cut UK water consumption by 30% yet ignores the fact that almost a fifth of potable water is lost in delivery by the service providers!
    One other thing to ponder is the shit adverts Thames water put out, why bother, who is the competitor, exactly their is not one so how can a bankrupt company have an advertising budget?
    The shit in the rivers bit galls me too, why cant this be passed on to farms for the land? they used too.
    Lastly wet wipes and fat, on this I am with the water companies, stop tipping it down the drains, its a cunt to clear out, last year I had too rod out a 2m sausage of fucking blue roll from a live sewer system! (you would be surprised how happy you get when a solid turd comes through, as its a sign you are winning).

    As you can see I am a little pissed with holes in the road and grit coming out my taps.

  4. Not long to go now.
    The Prime Minister-in-waiting, aka the bikeshed girl, is sharpening her knife.

    And when she plunges it between Rodney’s shoulder blades he’s going to say
    ‘Et tu, Bimbo?’

  5. It’s the cooking of the books that gets me.
    Every time inflation fails to fall or there’s a slight rise, the government and their facilitators in the media reach for the old retail price index chestnut.
    ‘Rise in computer game prices fuels December inflation hike’
    ‘Increased price of school ties linked to high August inflation’
    Never the stuff we buy on a daily basis. Utter bullshit.
    And if it does drop a tiny bit, there’s always a caveat.
    ‘However, food inflation still remains at record highs’
    So, it appears the best way to lower inflation is to separate the bad bits and pretend the don’t exist.
    Very much like pretending your well off because you’ve got ten grand in your savings account, when you’re eleven grand overdrawn in your current account.
    A quick visit to a supermarket tells the truth.
    Lidl last week: Lamb mince family pack 400g. Only £7.99!
    That’d make one hell of an expensive cottage pie.
    And what sort of family do they suppose that will satisfy?
    Warwick Davis’s?

    • Quite right Field Marshal, official Government statistics are a load of bollocks.

      My particular bete noire is the GDP figure. Supposedly a measure of the size of the economy, it includes Government spending. The more Thieves steals from us and dishes out to Liebour’s client state, the more GDP ‘rises’.

      Furthermore it takes no account of increasing population. So under the current shower of shit’s open doors policy the population has grown faster than GDP. In other words we’ve been in real terms recession for 18 months. And we’re told otherwise because those in power (and financial journalists) can’t or won’t do a simple piece of maths – a division sum.

      • even in the job I do, people like to quote bollock statistics.
        I went to a meeting with a high level manager of another company (who will without doubt never employ me).
        Inflated twat sat there with his cock out and said that his call centre fielded over 520 calls a week, from our company.
        I asked him how many of them actually closed as a deal, the truthful answer was 120, so well over a 50% fail rate.
        It would have made more sense to say we do 120 contracts a week with your company, we need to improve it than quoting stupid statistics that make you look and sound like a right cunt (with my help of course).

  6. The government answer is to raise taxes and borrowing for “giveaways”..

    Not long since they had to give everyone money off their gas bill due to rampant fuel inflation…at the time the whining cunts blamed on the Russian invasion of Ukraine disrupting gas imports…strange though that gas prices had started to rocket many months before that..

    The present mess is the result of the bedwetting idiocy of Wuhan flu “lockdowns” and rampant money printing via QE that went on “furlough” payments..

    Apparently our wise leaders couldn’t forsee pumping countless billions into the economy with nowhere to spend it until “restrictions” were lifted would cause rampant inflation of everything everywhere.

    Add in colossal disruption to supply chains,particularly shipping,and the consequence that the ships went to the highest bidder,again ramping up prices.

    Fucking idiots,that have literally learned nothing since and never will,never accountable,always set for life after politics..

    The perfect example presently being Ed Miliband who is literally a lunatic and has consigned us to sky high energy prices for the rest of our lives,just to prop up his maniacal ideology.

    Itscall just a jolly jape to them they couldn’t give a fuck.

    Verminous Cunts.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

    • My labourer said he was going for a haircut.
      15quid!!!
      I must pay him to much.

      Told him
      ‘cut yer own hair’

      Or shave your head like i do.

      M
      Wouldnt mind, hes a ugly cunt,
      Waste of money

      • @mnc….at least you ain’t a woman (with a beard) …Mrs ender went the other day for a colour and foils £120 🤐 I said you’ll have to go full kojak from now on 🧐…the robbing chav in the salon drives a nice SUV with personal number plates 👍… ‘who loves ya baby’ 🍭

      • You wouldn’t be able to get a haircut if you were a Labour MP Mis. More and more barbers and hairdressers are banning them.

        And you could forget being served in a pub as well.

        The worm is turning.

  7. The water companies and supermarkets reckon about 73 million in the UK.

    Meaning there are millions of ‘people’ who shouldn’t be here.

    Just a recap of Rachel Reeves cavernous black holes and what OUR money was spaffed on.

    £8Bn to the unions for getting their members to vote the Labour scum in.

    £14Bn for illegal immigrants.

    £31Bn to plug a fucking massive hole in the public sector pensions bill.

    None of this is any use to anyone who works for a living. None of it!

    Looking on the bright side, dirty Ange looks like she will be prime minister by the end of the week. 🙄

    • Morning Odin/all.
      If nothing else at all, and useless, lying traitorous bitch she undoubtedly is, at least she won’t have Starmer’s fucking voice and it might take up to a week for us to hate the sound of her voice too.
      I’ll bet Kweer is actually looking forward to being ousted.
      He can then use his mega pension to fully indulge himself in rent boys’ bottoms with much less press scrutiny.

      • Shes got a Stockport accent.
        Nowt wrong with her voice.

        Just everything else.

        Easier on the ear than Starmer
        Sounds like a dalek with flu

    • The article read,

      “My sources for the above statement [that there are 77-80 million people in the UK] are good, but scared of admitting the truth for fear of incurring the wrath of Whitehall. It’s like the best way of monitoring illegal drug consumption: forget the pious statements from ministers – the fool proof method is to sample our water and the effluent in it. That’s easily the best way of monitoring what the nation has been consuming. Consumption – that’s the thing. Based on what we eat, one big supermarket chain reckons there are 80 million people living in the UK.”

      One of the strange thing about “water sampling” is it is done forensically, searching for toxins and drug trace, so they are very familiar with the drug fashions of certain areas.
      But yes shit per capita would prove the point, I don’t think supermarket consumption would be factual as they would probably not count theft,

    • Fish- tenner!!!
      Chip barm- 3 quid!!!

      Saw it other day.
      Nearly crashed the van.

      At this rate ill have to eat fruit and veg.
      Like some medieval peasant. 😕

      • Lazy! make your own,

        peel em, chip them, par boil them, lard or oil, season.
        air fryer couple of mins with the battered fish.
        shit loads of Henderson’s relish, or curry gravy,
        buy marrowfat peas, microwave them (with juice) add pepper, mash the cunts and give them a min.

        chipy dinner for les than £4 a head!

  8. Do a Viv Nicholson and spend,spend,spend whatever you’ve got left, then hitch hike over to Calais returning with suitably cherry blossomed darkened features speaking gibberish 🗣️ and be whisked away too a Lenny ‘golden slippers’ premier hotel for free lifelong food and freebies…with added junior entertainment 😩…thanks UK 😍

  9. Windy as fuck today.
    Cold too.

    On days like this you need a hot cup of Bovril ®.

    Probably about a fuckin tenner a jar under this communist government.

    Just nick it.
    From Sainsburys
    The lefty twats.

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