Dead Pool [382]

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Congratulations to The Cunt with no Name who has won Dead Pool 381 by picking the actress Elizabeth Kelly who has died aged 104.She was best known for playing Pauline Fowlers Aunt Nellie Ellis in Eastenders between 1993 and 2000.She had a 40 year TV career before retiring in 2007.

On to Ded Pool 382
The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

40 thoughts on “Dead Pool [382]”

  14. Congratulations TCWNN.

    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Wendy Playfair (Aussie actress: Prisoner & Return to Eden)

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  16. Anyone looking for a loophole in the rules of this ‘pool then look no further than the sexist rule 2 as it’s been stated and pick Ethel Caterham. There’s nowt there that says you can’t pick the worlds oldest verified woman.

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    • I see rule 2 has now been updated mid-pool. Jolly bad show admins.
      Still, possibly the worlds / Britains oldest known tranny 99 year old Louise Jennings is still up for grabs. He fought in WW2 at Dunkirk.
      Nowt in rules (yet) about oldest trannys.

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  24. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    Congrats, Mr TCWnN.

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  29. 2 tier, never here, shaking like a shiting dog, Kier Slimefest. (you know, old Adolf was filmed, hands shaking shortly before he shot himself. Unfortunately Starma is so fucking useless, he’d miss).
    Vile bum boy Mandelson (because he’s always been a sleazy worm)
    Calamity Lammy (because he’s Shit ! – I have houseplants with more brains)
    Ed ‘Climate Ponce’ Milliband (because he’s probably Slimefests replacement – road tax will be £800/year for a Ford Mondeo & my road has more craters than the fucking Moon ! ).
    Ed Davey (for being Ed Davey – the most unfunny joke on 2 legs)

    We can only hope ! …… now seriously . . . . .
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    Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane
    Yasmin Vile Alibhi-brown
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