is a cunt.
Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
Fuck me the way the regular press is going this site will be obsolete soon,
If you were to write this as a book, no one would publish it because it is totally unbelievable!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/29/immigration-officer-was-illegal-immigrant-court-hears/
Any one want to take that one on?
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When your country becomes a parody of an over the top, comedy spoof from the 1980s. Beyond ridiculous. If this is the kind of trash being given jobs by the state, and if the oversight is this bad, then I suggest the whole thing has become far too big to be manageable. Not to mention unaffordable. Cut the lot by at least two thirds and remove ALL foreigners from the payroll.
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A total shit show 🤦♂️
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The nine bob note, Elephant John, is musically at the same level as Boy George, Frankie Goes to Hollywood and the Communards. None of this shite deserves to be remembered, let’s be honest. They should occasionally feature on Top of the Pops 2, late at night, when I’m bored and drunk. And that is it. National treasure my arse.
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Mr W, you are officially “Wicked”..!
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Im no fan of Regs shitty music.
But id rather him than that absolute scraping of cock cheese
Bruce Springsteen.
I truly despise that twat.
And his unfathomable saxophone heavy music.
Rod stewart at least can say he was in The Faces.
If i had to murder Elton itd be a cold passionless job.
Few spanks to his fat nut with the edge of a shovel.
Kick him into the shallow grave,
Fill it in and walk back to the van.
But…
If it was Springsteen,
Id take great pleasure in the act!
Relish it ❤️
An hed dig his own fuckin grave.
Pretends hes a working class guy get digging you cunt and save me the tears over blisters.
Soon to be the least of your worries.
😁
That excited me.
Im off for a hand shandy👍
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I remember 1985, Miserable.
1985 and ‘Bossmania’ hit Britain.
A lad I used to know, took to the whole ‘Boss’ bandwagon.
He was like a musical gloryhunter, like those knobhead football fans.
Anything seen as flavour of the month. cool or trendy, he’d be claiming to be a fan. Hilarious, that he only knew of ‘Born In The USA’ and he thought it was Springsteen’s first album. He even had Springsteen sweat bands and a headband. He also did the same thing with R.E.M’s ‘Out Of Time’ in 1991, and he thought ‘Shiny Happy People was their definitive song that epitomised them. A right proper cunt, he was.
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In the 90s Norm i worked for this firm and the bosses son was the driver whod pick us up and drop us in Rochdale, Heywood, Bolton etc.
He was a massive fan of Bruce.
He offered me a ticket to go see Bruce in London,
Think it was Wembley.
I fucked him right off.
I genuinely couldn’t believe hed think id take him up on it.
Bit offended really.
Cheeky cunt.
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Apart from ‘dont go breaking my heart’ with the lovely Kiki Dee (the only good thing ever to come out of Bradford) I have never liked the cunt’s stuff. Candle in’t wind was excruciating, as was it’s eventual subject – the princess of farts.
He did however serve his time as a 60s musician so is not down in the shit pit with the collection of cunts we now have.
I quite like Springsteen.
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May God forgive you.
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I also think Billy Joels a copper bottom cunt.
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Id happily pay anywhere upto £10 to slam that piano lid on Eltons fingers.
Or ideally, elton Billy joel and stevie wonder all sat playing the same piano together.
For that id go as high as £25!!
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Ps
That Stevie wonder isn’t blind the dreadful cunt.
If so, can he explain why i saw him on princess road in Moss side driving a rusty fiat uno?
Bullshitter.
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Oh nearly forgot.
That talentless fat dollop of shite Barry White.
Rubbish.
Just awful,
The pits🖕
Glad hes not around anymore,
Bet he fuckin stunk in Summer.
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Indeed, Miserable.
It always baffled me. How in Hades did that Pug on two legs Billy Joel pull that stunner, Christie Brinkley?
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I remember Tony Wilson. Yes, the same one of Granada and Factory (RIP).
His taste was normally impeccable. But, in 1975/76, he openly went doo lally over Bruce and his ‘Born To Run’ album. It seemed a bit strange to me. Tony was pushing the Pistols and the just formed and soon to be Joy Division. Yet, he was gushing over this New Jersey chicks and cars stuff. I checked it out, and ‘Born To Run’ seemed (to me) to be chest beating bar room Americana. However, I did like Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s version of ‘Blinded By The Light.’ I couldn’t see where Tony was coming from with his Springsteen worship though..
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Midget Norm.
That Billy Joel.
About 4ft 7in.
Why he had bouffant hair.
Popular music should have a height requirement.
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Only good thing Springsteen did was write ‘Because the night’.
He couldnt record it though.
Fuck it up.
Luckily The Patti Smith group took it and made it a diamond.
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Small Faces were little blokes, but they were the exception. They were absolutely ace.
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So It Goes was a very surreal series actually.
In one episode, there was the following…
Adam West in full Batman garb, reviewing the latest singles.
Doctor Hook messing about in Manchester City Centre.
Sex Pistols in their first UK TV appearance.
Some terrible art/jazz/doo wop group.
Actually, it would be now seen as pretty woeful. Without the Pistols and the Electric Circus footage of other punk bands.
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Fancied Kiki Dee back in them days.
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My mum liked Barry White.
Never got it myself.
Obscene phone caller voice introductions that were supposed to be ‘saucy’. Then a load of barely intelligible grunting, with the odd ‘Well Well’ and ‘Oh Lord’ thrown in over a cheesy orchestral backing that made James Last sound like Led Zeppelin. What’s worse than Billy Joel? Barry white covering Billy Joel. White’s ‘Just The Way You Are’ is excruciating.
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I always thought he was a Freud,
Maybe he’s mother knew and had to lock that bathroom door every time.
I think we all figured that Eelton was quare before long Rock Husbands
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Tip No 2
Especially for Rackman’s Rental’s and my new subscriber Smells Fishy🤫
Springbok 18.25 O clock at Newcastle.
11/2 currently 50 on to make it pay and recover 🫠
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**” test
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Phones gone tits..👹
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Ah Jaysus , Doctor Syn.
, I’m just a poor boy
Please don’t let me
Be misunderstood
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The video for ‘Nikita’ featured a very tasty dolly bird as a very implausible Russian soldier. This, of course, was yet another cynical ploy to sell an otherwise shite record by Fat Reg.
When it was glaringly obvious that when Reginald referred to Nikita, he meant a strapping Ivan brick shithouse.
It really is one of the worst singles of all time.
Nice bird in the video though.
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I believe the then in the ascendancy with his ‘The Riddle’ album Nik Kershaw played guitar on ‘Nikita’
Needless to say, Nik’s career went into decline after that.
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The album ‘Nikita’ was lifted off was titled ‘Ice On Fire’.
Surely that was a trypo? Wasn’t it supposed to be ‘Arse On Fire’?
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I remember being at Old Trafford in the late 70s. That cunt Dave Sexton had broken up The Doc’s classic United side, and we got thrashed at home in the League Cup by then Third Division Watford.
In the directors box was one Elton John. Screaming and jumping around in ecstasy.
My dad wisely said, ‘Look at that sod. He’s acting like something’s been shoved up his arse.’
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4 Oct 1978 that Norm, United had the dependable Paddy Roche in goal. Still had one of my favourite United players though in Sammy Mcilroy.
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Sammy was great, Sir Talbot, Good bloke too.
Sexton was a cunt. Sold Gordon Hill, Brian Greenhoff and Andy Ritchie. And, then he bought Garry Birtles.☹️
Got a bit better, with Bailey in goal and McQueen in defen ce. But Sexton never got what United were and how to do it. Terrible dealing with the media too. Sort of like the Amorim of his day.
As for Paddy? Even Tommy Docherty when he was United manager called Roche ‘Dracula’. Due to his fear of crosses.🤣
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I recall a young Graham Taylor in the Watford dug out as well, Talbot.
He did remarkably well. Getting Watford from Division 3 to second in the First Division in 1983 and the 1984 FA Cup Final. Then he took Villa to heights they’d not been at for years. But, the England job was the biggest mistake of his life. The pressure, the expectations and the press destroyed him.
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Great on the piano but sucks on the organ.
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I’ll give Fat Reg his due. He was never a ‘political’ pop star in his 70s heyday. He was not a prototype Bonio or Sting when he was top of the pop heap.
The amount of modern pop circus freaks who are brain dead. Yet they like to see themselves as political thinkers and gob off where and when they like.
Slags like Ariana Grande and Wee Willie Eilish, yapping like demented dogs over that ICE business. Big Don should do us all a favour, and frighten the shit out of these worthless and brainless pop slappers. The very idea that Grande or Eilish actually each have a mind that is even capable of such intelligence, knowledge or thought about such things is pure comedy. The cunts couldn’t boil an egg between them.
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