is a cunt.
Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
Fuck me the way the regular press is going this site will be obsolete soon,
If you were to write this as a book, no one would publish it because it is totally unbelievable!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/29/immigration-officer-was-illegal-immigrant-court-hears/
Any one want to take that one on?
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A total shit show 🤦♂️
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Im no fan of Regs shitty music.
But id rather him than that absolute scraping of cock cheese
Bruce Springsteen.
I truly despise that twat.
And his unfathomable saxophone heavy music.
Rod stewart at least can say he was in The Faces.
If i had to murder Elton itd be a cold passionless job.
Few spanks to his fat nut with the edge of a shovel.
Kick him into the shallow grave,
Fill it in and walk back to the van.
But…
If it was Springsteen,
Id take great pleasure in the act!
Relish it ❤️
An hed dig his own fuckin grave.
Pretends hes a working class guy get digging you cunt and save me the tears over blisters.
Soon to be the least of your worries.
😁
That excited me.
Im off for a hand shandy👍
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I remember 1985, Miserable.
1985 and ‘Bossmania’ hit Britain.
A lad I used to know, took to the whole ‘Boss’ bandwagon.
He was like a musical gloryhunter, like those knobhead football fans.
Anything seen as flavour of the month. cool or trendy, he’d be claiming to be a fan. Hilarious, that he only knew of ‘Born In The USA’ and he thought it was Springsteen’s first album. He even had Springsteen sweat bands and a headband. He also did the same thing with R.E.M’s ‘Out Of Time’ in 1991, and he thought ‘Shiny Happy People was their definitive song that epitomised them. A right proper cunt, he was.
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In the 90s Norm i worked for this firm and the bosses son was the driver whod pick us up and drop us in Rochdale, Heywood, Bolton etc.
He was a massive fan of Bruce.
He offered me a ticket to go see Bruce in London,
Think it was Wembley.
I fucked him right off.
I genuinely couldn’t believe hed think id take him up on it.
Bit offended really.
Cheeky cunt.
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Apart from ‘dont go breaking my heart’ with the lovely Kiki Dee (the only good thing ever to come out of Bradford) I have never liked the cunt’s stuff. Candle in’t wind was excruciating, as was it’s eventual subject – the princess of farts.
He did however serve his time as a 60s musician so is not down in the shit pit with the collection of cunts we now have.
I quite like Springsteen.
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May God forgive you.
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I also think Billy Joels a copper bottom cunt.
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Id happily pay anywhere upto £10 to slam that piano lid on Eltons fingers.
Or ideally, elton Billy joel and stevie wonder all sat playing the same piano together.
For that id go as high as £25!!
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Ps
That Stevie wonder isn’t blind the dreadful cunt.
If so, can he explain why i saw him on princess road in Moss side driving a rusty fiat uno?
Bullshitter.
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Oh nearly forgot.
That talentless fat dollop of shite Barry White.
Rubbish.
Just awful,
The pits🖕
Glad hes not around anymore,
Bet he fuckin stunk in Summer.
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Indeed, Miserable.
It always baffled me. How in Hades did that Pug on two legs Billy Joel pull that stunner, Christie Brinkley?
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I remember Tony Wilson. Yes, the same one of Granada and Factory (RIP).
His taste was normally impeccable. But, in 1975/76, he openly went doo lally over Bruce and his ‘Born To Run’ album. It seemed a bit strange to me. Tony was pushing the Pistols and the just formed and soon to be Joy Division. Yet, he was gushing over this New Jersey chicks and cars stuff. I checked it out, and ‘Born To Run’ seemed (to me) to be chest beating bar room Americana. However, I did like Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s version of ‘Blinded By The Light.’ I couldn’t see where Tony was coming from with his Springsteen worship though..
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Midget Norm.
That Billy Joel.
About 4ft 7in.
Why he had bouffant hair.
Popular music should have a height requirement.
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Only good thing Springsteen did was write ‘Because the night’.
He couldnt record it though.
Fuck it up.
Luckily The Patti Smith group took it and made it a diamond.
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Small Faces were little blokes, but they were the exception. They were absolutely ace.
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So It Goes was a very surreal series actually.
In one episode, there was the following…
Adam West in full Batman garb, reviewing the latest singles.
Doctor Hook messing about in Manchester City Centre.
Sex Pistols in their first UK TV appearance.
Some terrible art/jazz/doo wop group.
Actually, it would be now seen as pretty woeful. Without the Pistols and the Electric Circus footage of other punk bands.
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I always thought he was a Freud,
Maybe he’s mother knew and had to lock that bathroom door every time.
I think we all figured that Eelton was quare before long Rock Husbands
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Tip No 2
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Springbok 18.25 O clock at Newcastle.
11/2 currently 50 on to make it pay and recover 🫠
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**” test
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Phones gone tits..👹
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Ah Jaysus , Doctor Syn.
, I’m just a poor boy
Please don’t let me
Be misunderstood
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