is a cunt.
Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
Fuck me the way the regular press is going this site will be obsolete soon,
If you were to write this as a book, no one would publish it because it is totally unbelievable!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/29/immigration-officer-was-illegal-immigrant-court-hears/
Any one want to take that one on?
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A total shit show 🤦♂️
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Im no fan of Regs shitty music.
But id rather him than that absolute scraping of cock cheese
Bruce Springsteen.
I truly despise that twat.
And his unfathomable saxophone heavy music.
Rod stewart at least can say he was in The Faces.
If i had to murder Elton itd be a cold passionless job.
Few spanks to his fat nut with the edge of a shovel.
Kick him into the shallow grave,
Fill it in and walk back to the van.
But…
If it was Springsteen,
Id take great pleasure in the act!
Relish it ❤️
An hed dig his own fuckin grave.
Pretends hes a working class guy get digging you cunt and save me the tears over blisters.
Soon to be the least of your worries.
😁
That excited me.
Im off for a hand shandy👍
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Apart from ‘dont go breaking my heart’ with the lovely Kiki Dee (the only good thing ever to come out of Bradford) I have never liked the cunt’s stuff. Candle in’t wind was excruciating, as was it’s eventual subject – the princess of farts.
He did however serve his time as a 60s musician so is not down in the shit pit with the collection of cunts we now have.
I quite like Springsteen.
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May God forgive you.
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