Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and inflicted injuries on him. This was is March 2025, now, just ten months later, the sanctimonious old cunt has been arrested, tried, imprisoned – and released!. Just imagine if he had been a lorryn driver or a factory worker. I am sure the would have been looking at a 3/5 year sentence, but poor old Felton, even with his derisory sentence, was shitting himself. “I was afraid I would be raped” (at 54 with a face like that – Christ he has a high opinion of himself!).
Thankfully, the old lags took to “sir” and gave him an easy time.
Given the ludicrously short sentence and the violence displayed by the old bugger, I wish some big black quare had taken a liking to him inside.
Two Tier sentencing in action:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
” Inmates even praised him for his actions ”
And the Tooth Fairy is real.
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Im surprised he wasnt sentence to do 300 lines.
” i shall not commit assault”
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I see he’s a racist too, forcing that black man who’s peering over his left shoulder to stand behind him in a subordinate fashion. The state of modern teaching.
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Fuck me! Describing his weapon of choice as a spanner is understating it a bit. It was a fucking great big wrench!
If you’re going to prosecute, at least display some sort of knowledge of tools.
6 months isn’t much, but I can see why he was pissed off about it.
If he were black, he’d have got off with a mental health order.
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Come now FMC, do you seriously expect anyone in the judiciary or any hack on the Sun to know the difference between a spanner and a stillson wrench? As long as there is a dearth of prison cells we will see inadequate sentences handed down not helped by the fact we lock up people who say things which offend the muslims.
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“…If you’re going to prosecute, at least display some sort of knowledge of tools…”
Lucky it wasn’t an 18 inch ‘King Dick’.
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That’s nowt compared to the violence that’s about to erupt in the Labour Party. Battle lines are being drawn.
Bodybags has smudged his eyeliner weeping over being snubbed. Mucky Ange is on his side as she’s heard he’s ‘Cock o’ the North’. Rachel can see what’s coming so she’s applied for her old job back on the complaints desk. Lesley’s wet her camiknickers worrying she might lose out altogether.
Mastermind will support whoever offers him the most luncheon vouchers and Ed’s microbrain is spinning faster than a wind turbine in a hurricane. Jess is hoping to get her name on Lord Back Alley’s gift list so she doesn’t have to buy her clothes at a jumble sale any more.
Meanwhile Chagos Charlie is off to China to offer Buckingham Palace as their new Spy Centre, the Royal Mint not being big enough to house all their required torture chambers.
It’s going to be great entertainment when he gets back. Or will he meet with an unfortunate accident with an ice pick while abroad?
The show won’t be over till Emily Fivebellies sings.
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@geordie… meanwhile in the background the 👿 himself ‘beezleblair’ grins whilst lubing the sacred bum truncheon 😖
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Burnham applied to be the candidate for the MP job knowing he would be rejected, now the king of the north is another victim of the Westeros plot.
This is War
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That’s a brilliant summary of the state of play in our government and the Labour Party. You should be a Daily Telegraph leader writer Geordie.
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All rats in a sack 🐀🐀🐀
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That’s tremendous,the video footage is like a scene from the great Fawlty Towers.
I should also like a look at the cheeky little minx who was snagging both of them at the same time..
Mr Cunt Engine?
Altogether quite shocking debauchery.
Good morning.
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I’m fucking sick of this puritanical mobile telephone.
SHAGGING.
There,that’s better now.
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I like the fact she taught sex education.
Quite ironic in the circumstances.
I bet her practical lessons were something to behold.
Good morning
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I think it was the wrench wielding lovecheat’s wife that taught sex-ed, Field Marshall, if I read the article correctly. The press have been coy about the dirty minx that was spunk-mixing her way through the school leadership.
The trogs have always been a filthy bunch of shaggers …especially when the sheep have taken to the mountain tops.
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I stand corrected, SG.
Yes, they are being rather coy. I wonder if she was worth the bother.
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“Felton had a child with the female teacher without his wife, Maria – who taught Religious and Sex education at the school – having any idea.”
that is a brilliant sentence, unlike the one this deranged cunt received.
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He is either a weak wristed cunt or not very serious about the attack.
A proper hit on the head from a wrench of that size and the guy would have been dead.
Now stand in the corner and face the wall, you cunt.
Good morning!
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He’s plainly mentally unstable, thinks he’s some kind of modern day hero, avenging wrongs, when in reality he’s a coward who attacked a seated man from behind over some loose-knickered tart.
Then making out in the interview that he was feted by the other inmates. Talk about a legend in his own lunchtime.
I hope the Sun gave him a rubber cheque.
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Its nice to know that teachers still have the capacity for viciousness.
I thought they were all yoghurt knitting,
Free palestine, vegans.
The idea that some of them would be capable of making a prison shiv in metalwork or filling a sock with pool balls and doing in the PE teacher in the staff room cheers me up.
YOU BOY!
No running in the corridor.
Or. I’ll split your nostrils.
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The school this happened has had reports of antisocial behaviour from local residents.
Garden hopping,
Hedge diving
Spitting
Swearing
Smoking
And vandalism.
The pupils are just as bad..
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Whacko! looking at him I can’t imagine what the woman they were in a tizz over looked like 😩…sirs not in the ‘crush over’ frame is he 🧐….
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Ignoring the story for a minute, just look at the photo. A middle class man in a white country standing in front of the holy magic bantu whom we must all venerate. Some bint or quare designed and made that, with the bantu in a yellow circle to resemble a halo and now the posh old duffer and others like him have to stand in front and pose, pretending to venerate holy magic bantu too, lest his peers discover he’s a heretic.
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If I hit someone with that pipe wrench I’d be up for murder..!
Those that can do, those that can’t Teach..!
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O/T
https://www.gbnews.com/news/islamic-state-britain-secretly-bringing-back-isis-brides-syria
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I saw that, Doctor, and wondered about a nomination, but I did one on the subject of repatriating “Isis brides” recently, after a bleeding-heart news report about how awful the camps are for the poor darlings.
As if sneaking off the join a terrorist army is the equivalent of sneaking in into the cinema to watch an 18+ film!
The only thing I have to add is that the cunt is probably already in the UK, in a safe house somewhere, being babysitter at our expense.
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Surprised it took the wankers as long as it did to bring the terrorists home. Most likely had to wait for the five bedroom detached houses to be built. I feel so good at this humanitarian gesture of our beloved government, I’m going to get really pissed and shout abuse till I fall over. May be I’ll come too in a reality without bleeding heart fucktards or maybe a police cell, one advantage of being the way I am now, it’s difficult to give a fuck.
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He was right in thinking that rape may have occurred, but should have thought about it before his unnecessary actions. He may have also shrewdly thought that a desperate rapist doesn’t look at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire.
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Also the actions of a frustrated old bald cunt.
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Even after many decades I loathe schoolteachers – cowardly weak, old wimmin type men (Kweer would have made an ideal teacher). Many of them are sadistic, control freaks and of very dubious morals.
Our old headmaster was a sick old man (physically) dead on his feet for the years before his retirement and he left the work to the deputy who was a pee dough. Luckily I wasn’t good looking enough to excite his attention (I would have been safe in prison!) but he molested my best mate – who became alcoholic and left us very early. They got away with it then, and it seems, like this cunt,l they get away with crime easily now. This one, as they say, is personal. I bet Felton will be allowed to live on our charity via ESA and not be bothered by the Job Centre staff to get a job where he would have to get his hands dirty.
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I assume he has been sacked but I guess his very generous pension will be intact.
In my experience most people who have a doctorate and aren’t in the medical profession don’t use the title Doctor, only those with big egos do so.
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Should have been done for attempted murder, hit a dude on the head with a fucking great wrench plus the manic expression. This because the other teacher had shagged the teacher who this cunt had been shagging and had a kid with, even thou he was married. Afraid he might be raped, shame he wasn’t sent to Brixton nick as being White middle aged is guaranteed a charity fuck.
If someone of my standing rightly smote some scrote and used a fucking great wrench to do the smiting I’d be looking at 6 years. Two tier justice is marching here.
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He should have challenged his rival to a duel, board dusters at 20 paces or biro paper ball shooters.
A more civilised spelling completion or maths quiz.
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For him to have picked up the wrench means that it was premeditated, very lucky to have only received 6 months.
I drive past Swansea prison on Saturdays on the way to the football. It is a forbidding place, nicely Victorian. Saturday must be visiting day because there are women hanging around outside. We play guess what her old man’s in for when we spot one.
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FIGHT!!!
FIGHT!!!
The shout goes out,
The playground fills with children wanting to witness combat.
A timeless sight.
The headmaster has ripped his shirt off gypsy style and is bobbing and weaving throwing out his jab.
Dinnerlady Doreen has rolled up her sleeves,
Shes more a brawler and has done this dance before in many a pub carpark.
The headmaster lands a quick right hand lead that is blocked by Doreens meaty forearms,
She closes in grabbing her dancing adversary so she can land a solid headbutt to the bridge of his nose
Claret everywhere.
The headmaster’s glasses lay in shards.
Now blind he panics,
Throwing haymakers.
Doreen her perm mattered with blood kicks his legs out from under him.
Down on the ground the headmaster rolls into a ball,
Doreens kicks winding him,
Then..
Saved by the bell.
No one will criticise Doreens mash potato for a long time.
And the headmaster will blush every time he stands on line with his dinner tray.
.
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😂😂😂 fuckin’ hell, Mis, the only thing missing from that was ‘behind the bike sheds’ (Herefordshire-style, obviously.)
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It was a dog move by Tony attacking his love rival from behind using a weapon, its sneaky and underhand, French like if you will.
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Yes how true very French
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Are we sure that the lags who ‘took’ to Tony weren’t the ‘special’ ones who have to be segregated from the general prison population for their own safety. Looking at him, it seems more likely to me that’d be exactly the type who take a shine to him, perhaps with an intent to swap some ‘private pictures’ of their interests after he was released.
I think the vicious cowardly cunt is a bit of a Walter Mitty type, as well as an over-dramatic, self-pitying twat that wants to play the victim. Fuck him.
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Most of my male mates would be to fucking embarrassed to do what this cunt did.
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Given that description, SG. I’d say he’s odds on for the next series of the Traitors.
They like self pitying, arrogant, social lepers like him.
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The lesson here is that no pussy, no matter how fantastic is worth going inside for.
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I remember the headmaster at my junior school, just like the one in Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
I just regret never meeting him in my teenage years.
I would have put a fucking axe through his head, not a pipe wrench..☠️
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If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding.
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How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?
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OT – Braverman jumps to Reform. Kemi is gonna be a one-person party soon. 🤣
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Nah, Olukemi will jump ship too.
It’s going to be the Mary Celeste Party.
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I like it that you’ve used her given name Geordie; it’s always best to call a spade a spade.
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Clever tactic though, Tories drip feeding their dregs and Johnson sycophants to Reform.
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The problem for Farage is that he is going to be the Conservative Party Mark Two. Where did that well-trailed Labourite converter go to?
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Teachers having an affair with another teacher??
Fucking cunts.
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The way teachers are today, I bet the love rivals were fighting over a newly transitioned
trans-bender.
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I don’t believe the love triangle story at all Barry.
I suspect the attack was revenge for misgendering.
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There was a boy called Robert Felton at my secondary school.
Known to his peers as “Feeler Felton”.
And it wasn’t girls he felt up, it was boys.
Wouldn’t surprise me if this Anthony John Felton fuck is a close relative.
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Lucky fella, this headmaster. He must know somebody who knows somebody. And from what I hear about being inside, his age and his face wouldn’t have stopped someone who’s feeling horny.. An arsehole is an arsehole.
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How right you are A any hole will do if you’re doing a fair stretch.
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That will be a comfort to Pee dough Pete Mandelson when his adventures catch up with him. Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Fuck me, cunt would have been de bollocked in my day diddling fellow boys. Bloody hell I must be old
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Feed him to the hungry hyaenas
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O/T.
Reform Press conference live
Showing on GB news.
BBC has some old cunt from labour talking about MAYOR herr lip …!
DEFUND THE BBC…!!
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DEFUND AUNTIE AL BEEB
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cowardly cunt attacked his love rival from behind, whilst he was innocently filling out a DEI survey.
utter rat
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OT; Every weekend muslims demonstrate in London pushing hatred of Jews.
Divali celebrations banned in Brum, Maccabi supporters banned from Villa Park and now a planned UKIP march in East London on 31/1/26 has been banned.
All due to fear that the local muslims would kick off.
Two tier policing? Nah, a conspiracy theory.
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