Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and inflicted injuries on him. This was is March 2025, now, just ten months later, the sanctimonious old cunt has been arrested, tried, imprisoned – and released!. Just imagine if he had been a lorryn driver or a factory worker. I am sure the would have been looking at a 3/5 year sentence, but poor old Felton, even with his derisory sentence, was shitting himself. “I was afraid I would be raped” (at 54 with a face like that – Christ he has a high opinion of himself!).
Thankfully, the old lags took to “sir” and gave him an easy time.
Given the ludicrously short sentence and the violence displayed by the old bugger, I wish some big black quare had taken a liking to him inside.
Two Tier sentencing in action:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
” Inmates even praised him for his actions ”
And the Tooth Fairy is real.
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Im surprised he wasnt sentence to do 300 lines.
” i shall not commit assault”
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I see he’s a racist too, forcing that black man who’s peering over his left shoulder to stand behind him in a subordinate fashion. The state of modern teaching.
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Fuck me! Describing his weapon of choice as a spanner is understating it a bit. It was a fucking great big wrench!
If you’re going to prosecute, at least display some sort of knowledge of tools.
6 months isn’t much, but I can see why he was pissed off about it.
If he were black, he’d have got off with a mental health order.
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Come now FMC, do you seriously expect anyone in the judiciary or any hack on the Sun to know the difference between a spanner and a stillson wrench? As long as there is a dearth of prison cells we will see inadequate sentences handed down not helped by the fact we lock up people who say things which offend the muslims.
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That’s nowt compared to the violence that’s about to erupt in the Labour Party. Battle lines are being drawn.
Bodybags has smudged his eyeliner weeping over being snubbed. Mucky Ange is on his side as she’s heard he’s ‘Cock o’ the North’. Rachel can see what’s coming so she’s applied for her old job back on the complaints desk. Lesley’s wet her camiknickers worrying she might lose out altogether.
Mastermind will support whoever offers him the most luncheon vouchers and Ed’s microbrain is spinning faster than a wind turbine in a hurricane. Jess is hoping to get her name on Lord Back Alley’s gift list so she doesn’t have to buy her clothes at a jumble sale any more.
Meanwhile Chagos Charlie is off to China to offer Buckingham Palace as their new Spy Centre, the Royal Mint not being big enough to house all their required torture chambers.
It’s going to be great entertainment when he gets back. Or will he meet with an unfortunate accident with an ice pick while abroad?
The show won’t be over till Emily Fivebellies sings.
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@geordie… meanwhile in the background the 👿 himself ‘beezleblair’ grins whilst lubing the sacred bum truncheon 😖
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Burnham applied to be the candidate for the MP job knowing he would be rejected, now the king of the north is another victim of the Westeros plot.
This is War
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That’s tremendous,the video footage is like a scene from the great Fawlty Towers.
I should also like a look at the cheeky little minx who was snagging both of them at the same time..
Mr Cunt Engine?
Altogether quite shocking debauchery.
Good morning.
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I’m fucking sick of this puritanical mobile telephone.
SHAGGING.
There,that’s better now.
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I like the fact she taught sex education.
Quite ironic in the circumstances.
I bet her practical lessons were something to behold.
Good morning
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He is either a weak wristed cunt or not very serious about the attack.
A proper hit on the head from a wrench of that size and the guy would have been dead.
Now stand in the corner and face the wall, you cunt.
Good morning!
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He’s plainly mentally unstable, thinks he’s some kind of modern day hero, avenging wrongs, when in reality he’s a coward who attacked a seated man from behind over some loose-knickered tart.
Then making out in the interview that he was feted by the other inmates. Talk about a legend in his own lunchtime.
I hope the Sun gave him a rubber cheque.
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Its nice to know that teachers still have the capacity for viciousness.
I thought they were all yoghurt knitting,
Free palestine, vegans.
The idea that some of them would be capable of making a prison shiv in metalwork or filling a sock with pool balls and doing in the PE teacher in the staff room cheers me up.
YOU BOY!
No running in the corridor.
Or. I’ll split your nostrils.
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The school this happened has had reports of antisocial behaviour from local residents.
Garden hopping,
Hedge diving
Spitting
Swearing
Smoking
And vandalism.
The pupils are just as bad..
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Whacko! looking at him I can’t imagine what the woman they were in a tizz over looked like 😩…sirs not in the ‘crush over’ frame is he 🧐….
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Ignoring the story for a minute, just look at the photo. A middle class man in a white country standing in front of the holy magic bantu whom we must all venerate. Some bint or quare designed and made that, with the bantu in a yellow circle to resemble a halo and now the posh old duffer and others like him have to stand in front and pose, pretending to venerate holy magic bantu too, lest his peers discover he’s a heretic.
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If I hit someone with that pipe wrench I’d be up for murder..!
Those that can do, those that can’t Teach..!
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O/T
https://www.gbnews.com/news/islamic-state-britain-secretly-bringing-back-isis-brides-syria
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He was right in thinking that rape may have occurred, but should have thought about it before his unnecessary actions. He may have also shrewdly thought that a desperate rapist doesn’t look at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire.
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Also the actions of a frustrated old bald cunt.
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Even after many decades I loathe schoolteachers – cowardly weak, old wimmin type men (Kweer would have made an ideal teacher). Many of them are sadistic, control freaks and of very dubious morals.
Our old headmaster was a sick old man (physically) dead on his feet for the years before his retirement and he left the work to the deputy who was a pee dough. Luckily I wasn’t good looking enough to excite his attention (I would have been safe in prison!) but he molested my best mate – who became alcoholic and left us very early. They got away with it then, and it seems, like this cunt,l they get away with crime easily now. This one, as they say, is personal. I bet Felton will be allowed to live on our charity via ESA and not be bothered by the Job Centre staff to get a job where he would have to get his hands dirty.
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