Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”..
It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering people to make “magic charms” that apparently gives the buyer “juju” so they can buy a new mud hut or lodge an “asylum claim” in dear old Blighty..
Anyway I suggest the Sierra Leone Board of Tourism has a word with these witch doctors sharpish..
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
I’m confused.
Has Brixton been renamed Sierra Leone by decree of Sultan Khan?
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Lammy was told if he gorged on jaffa cakes he would become a great leader one day.
Turns out it was bad juju,and he is just morbidly obese and has type two diabetes.
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I couldn’t give a monkeys chuff. To finding her son, I mean. Sorry Unkle Terry.
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Oh don’t worry Sammy,I don’t care what happens to any of them.
It’s an amusing tale I wanted to share is all.
They are all savages.
Your health sir.
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Touché.
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“Complete,total and irrefutable evidence that proves conclusively once and for all that Africa is a complete shithole full of deranged witch doctors and total cunts”
Yvette Cooper recorded at the HoC bar last night.
Marvellous.
Good morning.
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The rate of murder needs to increase exponentially.
Every killing of a third world Robertsons means the world just got infinitesimally better.
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If that happened Robertsons would run out of jars.
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There are about 23.000 immigrants in the UK from Sierra Leone. (I have just looked it up).
Part of the cultural enrichment.
I think that the BBC article is bollocks, along with most of the stuff that they report.
Most of the people in the country live in extreme poverty.
Families would probably sell their family members for the prices quoted for body parts.
I don’t think that there would be any need to go out hunting victims to murder.
Also, word must have got round that buying body parts to improve your life chances doesn’t actually work.
Nobody would pay about 4 year’s worth of the average income for something that didn’t work.
Good morning!
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Are you suggesting that BBC reporting is a load of baloney AC?
Perish the thought.
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“Diversity is our strength” blah blah blah blah blah blah.Rubbish.
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Only cunts look at any BBC effluvia.
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I seem to recall that there was a spate of child butchery in London back in the eighties. Partial remains would be washed up in the Thames in and around Wapping and Lambeth. At the time, the scholars at the News of the Screws put it down to vile black magic rituals originating in darkest Africa. I immediately consulted the works of the then recently deceased Dennis Wheatley, the preeminent authority on such matters. Apparently the blasphemous practices are confined to people of a certain hue. Sierra Leone has, of course, always been the very epicentre of blood drinking orgies.
From all of this I can only conclude that Unkle T is the true heir to the Duke de Richleau.
Good morning, everyone.
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De JuJu no work for me I still no get de power after slicing up de childrin I iz now wurrid de bad googoo demons will takes my chickens…☠️🧟♀️
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Naiomi Campbell did once have a very prosporous holiday out there, but she is black & diamonds are racist, especially the dark coloured ones. A country once under British rule. These days the islands of Cape Verde, up a bit & turn left, give a much safer break, at least for now anyway.
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Er, I would seriously avoid Cape Verde.
It’s an island run by proto-hominids, dressed up as a resort.
Food poisoning, piss poor hotel management and very uppity locals are the norm.
Try the Azores instead. It’s still run by humans.
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I Never had any issues on Sal, or Boa Vista. I guess I must have been lucky. At least I always felt safe.
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Never got the appeal of Naomi Campbell.
Looks like a black Afghan Hound. No tits or arse, legs like twiglets. Also, she is the most objectionable, obnoxious, uppity and psychotic cunt known to man.
I thought almost all of those 90s supermodels were overrated. Only ones who would have been subject to a Norman Conquest would have been Paulina Porizkova and Claudia Schiffer.
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Campbell can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. allegedly.
That is her one and only talent.
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Minor annoyance is that I share my birthday with this part-bantu, part-chinese grifter who is banned from being a trustee of any charity. I console myself that I also share with Arthur Conan Doyle and Richard Wagner.
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Some cultural heavy hitters there arfur.
I share mine with Britney Spears.
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Congratulations for last Tuesday LL. Britney Spears eh? Could be worse. My wife’s birthday was the day before yours, World Aids Day!
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Indeed arfur, for the sake of a couple of weeks we could have been sharing it with World Piles Day on November 20th.
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I can’t access the BBC link, the cunts want me to sign in..GET TO FUCK..!!
AFRICA, been there. It’s like going back to one million years BC.
Ugawa..!
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There’s plenty of black body parts on the British Isles going free. You must hurry before we sink.
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This all started after Iron Maiden played in Freetown in 1985.
Those nıģgers really took ‘The Number of the Beast’ to heart.
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Let the silly wolly gogs carry on I say.Chop chop chop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Harvesting of body parts for “magical” uses is a common practice in sub Saharan Africa. In some countries albinos have to hide away as their parts are particularly potent, especially children. Of course the practice was exported, thus it occurs in most European countries along with North America. Appears that if children are involved they have often been imported as nephews or nieces of the person with them, yet in fact are kidnapped, purchased from parents or parents promised a better life. Obviously the money charged by the Herbalist for services in the the U.K. for example is a lot more than would be charged in omgobongo. This is going on all the time and will continue till a concerted effort is made to stamp out the heinous activity which is about as likely as a hedgehog winning the grand national..
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I have to say, it looks like they’re evolving. Just in the wrong direction.
Remember the good old days when they would just shake a chicken at something in order to gain unimaginable wealth. Which also didn’t work.
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Trouble is you can’t help these people. The place is riddled with corruption, ignorance and superstition like the rest of Africa. The money given in foreign aid could more usefully be spent almost anywhere else.
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Never been to N*gga lands, too many blacks, especially Brixton.
‘Our N*gs have magic charms, make a rap crap that offends and find a knife in da heart init.
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When a place has a large number of bantus, they regress back to their natural state, which is of course primitive.
We’re seeing this in London and other major cities with the risenin knife crime etc. Bantus returning to their natural state.
Either remove Bantus from Africa to make it nice or fence it off as a giant nature preserve.
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You don’t need to go to Africaaar for this shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_(murder_victim)
We’re so enriched.
Get To Fuck
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I may have mentioned it before, but more and more am being aware that the modern “technology” introduced to these places, originating as it does from “the West”, far outstrips the cultural development of the indigenous people. The similarity to the (fake) u.tube film clip of a monkey being given an AK 47 to play with is a striking illustration of my theory.
As a bit of an old shuffler myself I observe that there seems to be a bit of a similar tendency going on here in our Sceptred Isle. Only here it takes the form of a regression. Those “younger” than myself appear to adopt modern tech. with ease but at the cost of loosing any moral or cultural. “savvy” they may have inherited.
To paraphrase the “dog born in a stable is still a dog not a horse” don’t make the assumption that because somebody has the trappings of civilisation they are civilised. A KFC meal served on Serve porcelain china is still just chicken (?) in bread crumbs.
Storm Bram ? more like a Brahma, it has kept the dinghies in France.
Mornin’ all..
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Those “younger” than myself appear to adopt modern tech. with ease but at the cost of loosing any moral or cultural. “savvy” they may have inherited.
As a fellow old shuffler I would expand on your accurate observation Triton. Nearly all young folks are adept at using the latest tech but their understanding of how it works even at the most basic level is equivalent to that of an African who sees an aeroplane as the white man’s magic big silver bird. This is why they push “smart” meters on the basis that you can have a display to show directly how much money is being added to your bill. The people it is aimed at couldn’t tell you which device would cost more to run , a kettle or a light bulb. I have known men in their twenties who have been astounded to see me wire a light switch or bump-start a car with a flat battery. You could sell these folks magic beans. Or a thousand pound phone. Or an EV.
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Certainly agree with that sentiment, doing any sort of practice task is seen as one of the, to get back to the subject matter, ” Black Arts”.
Grown man in mid 30’s ” so how do you fix a bicycle puncture?”
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It’s Africa. Seffrican Kaffirs kill for ‘muti’ as a magic charm. Apparently better if donor is alive when whatever is cut off/out.
Cultural innit.
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Sierra Leone would hugely benefit from a substantial atom bomb dropping at its heart.
Turn the shithole and its savage monkey inhabitants to glass.
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Apologies for OT.
But, the Turner Prize?
What can we say?
I’ll leave it to Tony Newley…
Stop the world. I want to fucking get off.
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Well Norm, you obviously don’t appreciate the fine brushstrokes and penmanship used when writing out the cheque.
Wonder what old Josh Reynolds makes of it all
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Hilarious isn’t it? We’ve moved on from DEI hires to DEI prestigious award winners. The “artwork” is conspicuously shit but she has the necessary qualifications, she’s black, female and not the full shilling.
Hahahahaha!
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It’s funny, when some uppity and chippy treeswinger looks puzzled if you say ‘Get back on the jar’ when they start their shit.🤣
Like most millennial and Gen-Z pillocks, they don’t even know what Robertson’s jam is.
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Fuck me, Sierra Leone!
My dad used to be station engineer west Africa for a white oppressor airline.
He would fly jump seat from Lagos too Ghana then Sierra Leone.
Description of the time, flying in the airport would be illuminated, the passengers would disembark and on their exit the power would be cut, leaving everyone to work on in darkness, on reaching the Hotel he would evict the prostitute from his room and bed down for the night ready for the morning flight back.
Fast forward say 15 years, Sandline went in and stabilised the country to the uproar of guardian readers, they were withdrawn and the UN stepped in,
That went drastically wrong with the Irish guards being taken hostage by one of the factions (SAS rescue).
The “Government” then outsourced again, only as the Brits would not get involved due to domestic pressure and the others were bogged down cleaning up other shit.
Wagner moved in, Wagner is no longer Wagner, but referred to as the Africa corps, operating in Mali Sierra Leone and a few south American countries on behalf of our good old mate Mr Putin.
As with all of Africa, it was a shit hole but it was a shit hole with mineral resources and that’s where the conflict rises.
So a working holiday, maybe but tourist destination, definitely not, and I have no idea what sort of blinkers you wore when you considered it.
https://ctc.westpoint.edu/undermining-democracy-and-exploiting-clients-the-wagner-groups-nefarious-activities-in-africa/
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backing document for claim 2 sandline involvement
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https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5a7c7dabed915d48c2410182/1016.pdf
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capture and subsequent rescue of Irish rangers by SAS, (After the removal of sandline from the scene)
https://www.eliteukforces.info/special-air-service/sas-operations/operation-barras/
I note, nobody has ever complained about Wagner, that has the worst human rights record and are locally referred too as the rape soldiers
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Thanks for the details m’lord, appreciate it.
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Seconded Lord B. Heartwarming to read of scores of bantus being slotted by British forces.
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It sounds marvelous.
They particularly like albino bones for witchcraft.
We should send them Boris Johnson as a gift.
Encourage them i say.
Then shoot them.
UNGOWWA!!!!
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They should harvest the House Of Commons
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Get Doreen Lawrence on the case.
Old Baldylocks can then blame the Met fatso’s for racism and get a couple of local scallywags nicked on trumped up charges.
Justice done!
For a fee and some more letters after her name, of course.
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For any African cunters i have reason to believe Doreen Lawrence practices black magic.
I suggest you deal with her appropriately.
She put a curse on yvette cooper
Shrunk her fuckin head to the size of a golf ball.
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Ps.
Im aware african cunters may be few in number.
But never know?
Also-
Fuck off back to your own country.
Fuzzyfelt.
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