Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”..
It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering people to make “magic charms” that apparently gives the buyer “juju” so they can buy a new mud hut or lodge an “asylum claim” in dear old Blighty..
Anyway I suggest the Sierra Leone Board of Tourism has a word with these witch doctors sharpish..
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
I’m confused.
Has Brixton been renamed Sierra Leone by decree of Sultan Khan?
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Lammy was told if he gorged on jaffa cakes he would become a great leader one day.
Turns out it was bad juju,and he is just morbidly obese and has type two diabetes.
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I couldn’t give a monkeys chuff. To finding her son, I mean. Sorry Unkle Terry.
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Oh don’t worry Sammy,I don’t care what happens to any of them.
It’s an amusing tale I wanted to share is all.
They are all savages.
Your health sir.
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“Complete,total and irrefutable evidence that proves conclusively once and for all that Africa is a complete shithole full of deranged witch doctors and total cunts”
Yvette Cooper recorded at the HoC bar last night.
Marvellous.
Good morning.
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The rate of murder needs to increase exponentially.
Every killing of a third world Robertsons means the world just got infinitesimally better.
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If that happened Robertsons would run out of jars.
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There are about 23.000 immigrants in the UK from Sierra Leone. (I have just looked it up).
Part of the cultural enrichment.
I think that the BBC article is bollocks, along with most of the stuff that they report.
Most of the people in the country live in extreme poverty.
Families would probably sell their family members for the prices quoted for body parts.
I don’t think that there would be any need to go out hunting victims to murder.
Also, word must have got round that buying body parts to improve your life chances doesn’t actually work.
Nobody would pay about 4 year’s worth of the average income for something that didn’t work.
Good morning!
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Are you suggesting that BBC reporting is a load of baloney AC?
Perish the thought.
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“Diversity is our strength” blah blah blah blah blah blah.Rubbish.
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Only cunts look at any BBC effluvia.
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I seem to recall that there was a spate of child butchery in London back in the eighties. Partial remains would be washed up in the Thames in and around Wapping and Lambeth. At the time, the scholars at the News of the Screws put it down to vile black magic rituals originating in darkest Africa. I immediately consulted the works of the then recently deceased Dennis Wheatley, the preeminent authority on such matters. Apparently the blasphemous practices are confined to people of a certain hue. Sierra Leone has, of course, always been the very epicentre of blood drinking orgies.
From all of this I can only conclude that Unkle T is the true heir to the Duke de Richleau.
Good morning, everyone.
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De JuJu no work for me I still no get de power after slicing up de childrin I iz now wurrid de bad googoo demons will takes my chickens…☠️🧟♀️
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Naiomi Campbell did once have a very prosporous holiday out there, but she is black & diamonds are racist, especially the dark coloured ones. A country once under British rule. These days the islands of Cape Verde, up a bit & turn left, give a much safer break, at least for now anyway.
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Er, I would seriously avoid Cape Verde.
It’s an island run by proto-hominids, dressed up as a resort.
Food poisoning, piss poor hotel management and very uppity locals are the norm.
Try the Azores instead. It’s still run by humans.
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I Never had any issues on Sal, or Boa Vista. I guess I must have been lucky. At least I always felt safe.
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I can’t access the BBC link, the cunts want me to sign in..GET TO FUCK..!!
AFRICA, been there. It’s like going back to one million years BC.
Ugawa..!
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There’s plenty of black body parts on the British Isles going free. You must hurry before we sink.
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This all started after Iron Maiden played in Freetown in 1985.
Those nıģgers really took ‘The Number of the Beast’ to heart.
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Let the silly wolly gogs carry on I say.Chop chop chop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Harvesting of body parts for “magical” uses is a common practice in sub Saharan Africa. In some countries albinos have to hide away as their parts are particularly potent, especially children. Of course the practice was exported, thus it occurs in most European countries along with North America. Appears that if children are involved they have often been imported as nephews or nieces of the person with them, yet in fact are kidnapped, purchased from parents or parents promised a better life. Obviously the money charged by the Herbalist for services in the the U.K. for example is a lot more than would be charged in omgobongo. This is going on all the time and will continue till a concerted effort is made to stamp out the heinous activity which is about as likely as a hedgehog winning the grand national..
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I have to say, it looks like they’re evolving. Just in the wrong direction.
Remember the good old days when they would just shake a chicken at something in order to gain unimaginable wealth. Which also didn’t work.
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Trouble is you can’t help these people. The place is riddled with corruption, ignorance and superstition like the rest of Africa. The money given in foreign aid could more usefully be spent almost anywhere else.
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Never been to N*gga lands, too many blacks, especially Brixton.
‘Our N*gs have magic charms, make a rap crap that offends and find a knife in da heart init.
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When a place has a large number of bantus, they regress back to their natural state, which is of course primitive.
We’re seeing this in London and other major cities with the risenin knife crime etc. Bantus returning to their natural state.
Either remove Bantus from Africa to make it nice or fence it off as a giant nature preserve.
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You don’t need to go to Africaaar for this shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_(murder_victim)
We’re so enriched.
Get To Fuck
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I may have mentioned it before, but more and more am being aware that the modern “technology” introduced to these places, originating as it does from “the West”, far outstrips the cultural development of the indigenous people. The similarity to the (fake) u.tube film clip of a monkey being given an AK 47 to play with is a striking illustration of my theory.
As a bit of an old shuffler myself I observe that there seems to be a bit of a similar tendency going on here in our Sceptred Isle. Only here it takes the form of a regression. Those “younger” than myself appear to adopt modern tech. with ease but at the cost of loosing any moral or cultural. “savvy” they may have inherited.
To paraphrase the “dog born in a stable is still a dog not a horse” don’t make the assumption that because somebody has the trappings of civilisation they are civilised. A KFC meal served on Serve porcelain china is still just chicken (?) in bread crumbs.
Storm Bram ? more like a Brahma, it has kept the dinghies in France.
Mornin’ all..
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It’s Africa. Seffrican Kaffirs kill for ‘muti’ as a magic charm. Apparently better if donor is alive when whatever is cut off/out.
Cultural innit.
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