The deification of cunts

Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.

This absolutely boils my piss.

Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

bbcnews

No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

Nomination by Jeezum Priest.

95 thoughts on “The deification of cunts

  1. It seems that everyone living in the East End in the 60s knew the Krays.
    Personally.

    Just like everyone living in Liverpool knew Paul McCartney and Roger McGough.

    Well that’s nowt. Growing up in Newcastle in the 60s my cousin’s next door neighbour’s workmate’s sister’s friend once saw Jimmy Nail crossing the road.

    So there.

  2. Misread the title, thought it said ‘The defecation of cunts’. Likely as not the cunt did defecate when the gun was pointed at him…last act of a cunt.

    • I’ve always found it amusing how it’s looked upon as ‘bad form’ if you criticize someone who’s dead. I’ve known people who were fucking shithouses, them having died doesn’t alter what they were when they were living. I tell the truth and it very rarely goes down well, but what’s the point in lying about it? A fucking cunt is a fucking cunt, and if they worked hard to earn that description then the least I can do is to award it to them posthumously.

  3. Stephen Lawrence was a Saint.
    He must have been, because his mum says so.

    It’s strange that they haven’t found any friends that have anything at all to say about him.
    Not even an ex-girlfriend.

    No teachers going on about what a good student he was.
    No ‘community leaders’ saying what a nice lad he was.
    No sports coaches saying what a sad loss he is.
    The local vicar isn’t singing his praises either.

    Just his mum.

    I reckon that he was a cunt, and a horrible cunt at that.

    • Interesting account there A.C. Although no evidence has ever come to light, he could have been knocking out dodgy drugs, at that bus stop in Eltham back in 1993, & things caught up with him. We will never know!

  4. George Floyd, he was such a great man that black people burned down their own neighbourhoods to honour him, white pasty vegan kids gathered in the thousands to attempt to push statues into rivers.

    OT I must congratulate W C Boggs for the very early warning back in 2022 regarding a certain Torsten Bell. The cunt is now a minister of some sort in the treasury and has it in for pensioners.

    Vile cunt.

    • The copper who did for that evil black cunt should’ve been given the greatest honour the yanks ever gave. Then go on tour and do it all again in every state. The evil black bastard would’ve had to go in the fridge to prevent the cunt from stinking the places out.

      • Thing was he was trained to do it. I bet George would was a handful out of his coconut on drugs.

        What are the police meant to do, take a knee, erm it’s all very complicated.

    • Me too Stanley.
      I like that Kevin Costner.

      Although for a time i resented his outrageous depiction of Robin Hood.
      A English icon.

      Fuckin mullet an a yank accent!!

      But i forgave Kev,
      Im big-hearted like that.
      We all make mistakes.

      I also forgave that Russell Crowe for making a crap Robin Hood film.

      Why cant they use a Englishman?

      • Id do it myself Sixdog.

        Im the fuckin real deal.
        English as fuck
        Northern
        Like hiding in bushes.
        And i wouldnt expect the same fee as some Hollywood puff.

        That Sherwood Forest?
        It was fuckin massive back in the day. .
        It covered most of the midlands right up into Derbyshire.

    • She can’t admit that due to back bench pressure Keir and herself folded in fear of being evicted.

      Her and Rodney thought they were in charge.

  5. ‘Poor’ Jay Slater, another little prick who was a ‘good lad’. I hope he ended up ‘Barrymored’ before he took the deep dive off that ravine.

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