The deification of cunts

Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.

This absolutely boils my piss.

Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

bbcnews

No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

Nomination by Jeezum Priest.

108 thoughts on “The deification of cunts

  1. It seems that everyone living in the East End in the 60s knew the Krays.
    Personally.

    Just like everyone living in Liverpool knew Paul McCartney and Roger McGough.

    Well that’s nowt. Growing up in Newcastle in the 60s my cousin’s next door neighbour’s workmate’s sister’s friend once saw Jimmy Nail crossing the road.

    So there.

    • Same in Stockport Geordie.
      Everyone reckons they knew Geoffrey from Rainbow.

      My uncle reckons he knew him at school and hed knock about causing trouble with Bungle.

      Who was a Teddyboy.

    • Several Coronation Street stars did turn up at the Mayfair Cinema in Whitefield to watch the Towering Inferno. What I noticed is they all acted the big time cunt. Also, they didn’t sit with or speak to each other.

      The only two who weren’t cunts and who sat together were Anne Kirkbride and Julie Goodyear.

      Me – like a young knob – tried to pathetically flirt with them both. Annie took it with great humour, and she was much more attractive in real life than her Deidre character (she had superb legs). Julie took it in her stride, and she winked at me with that smile and said ‘When yer old enough, cock.’

      Both were great girls.

  2. Misread the title, thought it said ‘The defecation of cunts’. Likely as not the cunt did defecate when the gun was pointed at him…last act of a cunt.

    • I’ve always found it amusing how it’s looked upon as ‘bad form’ if you criticize someone who’s dead. I’ve known people who were fucking shithouses, them having died doesn’t alter what they were when they were living. I tell the truth and it very rarely goes down well, but what’s the point in lying about it? A fucking cunt is a fucking cunt, and if they worked hard to earn that description then the least I can do is to award it to them posthumously.

  3. Stephen Lawrence was a Saint.
    He must have been, because his mum says so.

    It’s strange that they haven’t found any friends that have anything at all to say about him.
    Not even an ex-girlfriend.

    No teachers going on about what a good student he was.
    No ‘community leaders’ saying what a nice lad he was.
    No sports coaches saying what a sad loss he is.
    The local vicar isn’t singing his praises either.

    Just his mum.

    I reckon that he was a cunt, and a horrible cunt at that.

    • Interesting account there A.C. Although no evidence has ever come to light, he could have been knocking out dodgy drugs, at that bus stop in Eltham back in 1993, & things caught up with him. We will never know!

  4. George Floyd, he was such a great man that black people burned down their own neighbourhoods to honour him, white pasty vegan kids gathered in the thousands to attempt to push statues into rivers.

    OT I must congratulate W C Boggs for the very early warning back in 2022 regarding a certain Torsten Bell. The cunt is now a minister of some sort in the treasury and has it in for pensioners.

    Vile cunt.

    • The copper who did for that evil black cunt should’ve been given the greatest honour the yanks ever gave. Then go on tour and do it all again in every state. The evil black bastard would’ve had to go in the fridge to prevent the cunt from stinking the places out.

      • Thing was he was trained to do it. I bet George would was a handful out of his coconut on drugs.

        What are the police meant to do, take a knee, erm it’s all very complicated.

    • Me too Stanley.
      I like that Kevin Costner.

      Although for a time i resented his outrageous depiction of Robin Hood.
      A English icon.

      Fuckin mullet an a yank accent!!

      But i forgave Kev,
      Im big-hearted like that.
      We all make mistakes.

      I also forgave that Russell Crowe for making a crap Robin Hood film.

      Why cant they use a Englishman?

      • Id do it myself Sixdog.

        Im the fuckin real deal.
        English as fuck
        Northern
        Like hiding in bushes.
        And i wouldnt expect the same fee as some Hollywood puff.

        That Sherwood Forest?
        It was fuckin massive back in the day. .
        It covered most of the midlands right up into Derbyshire.

      • Best Robin Hood adaptation was ITV’s Robin of Sherwood.
        Michael Praed as the hooded man. Nickolas Grace as a waspish Sheriff of Nottingham (ripped off by that luvvie twat Alan Rickman), and Philip Davis as demented King John. Also, the stunning Judi Trott as Maid Marian.🏹

        That Costner shite nicked lines word for word from the aforementioned TV series.

    • She can’t admit that due to back bench pressure Keir and herself folded in fear of being evicted.

      Her and Rodney thought they were in charge.

  5. ‘Poor’ Jay Slater, another little prick who was a ‘good lad’. I hope he ended up ‘Barrymored’ before he took the deep dive off that ravine.

  6. The Great Train Robbers were cunts.

    All that Robin Hood working class heroes stuff was bollocks.
    One of those bastards clobbered Jack Mills. And, the poor bloke never recovered from the head injury and he eventually died.

    And, there’s that Collins twat romanticising the fuckers in that shite film Buster. Loveable rogues, my arse.

    • Phil fucking Collins..!

      Fucked off to Switzerland to avoid paying tax..

      Cunts a cripple nowadays, dear me what a shame.. twat.

      • Phil looks like a Garbage Pail Kid now, Doc.

        As I recently listened to the new remaster of the mighty ‘The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway’, I still can’t forgive Collins for ruining Genesis after Peter and then Steve left.

  7. Rock journo hacks are especially bad at idolising cunts.

    Siouxie Sioux wore a swastika armband on both arms for over 12 months. She also screeched ‘Too many Jews for my liking’ in one of her crap records. But, because she was ‘punk’ and one of the so-called Bromley Cuntingent, they conveniently forget or ignore it. Apparently, she kicks off if anyone dares mention it.

    Eric Clapton. Admitted that he actually raped Pattie Boyd more than once. But he still gets crawled to by MOJO and the like. He was right about our dark friends though.

    Jimmy Page. Under age groupies, dabbling in the so-called dark arts. Great as Zeppelin were, journos never front him up about his dark past. Also, by many accounts, Bonham was a cunt as well. Bonham and Richard Cole apparently beat a bloke up, just some innocent bystander. And, when they’d finished kicking the crap out of him. they threw money on his face as he was on the ground. Paying him for letting them kick his head in. Cunts.

    Sid Vicious. Evil violent little bastard. Left Nick Kent in a bloody heap after attacking him with a bike chain. Also glassed a girl at a gig, and then there’s the murder of Nancy Spungen (although she was just as much of a cunt). But, as far as these music press bellends are concerned, he gets a free pass and is seen as cool. He was a talentless cunt and a waste of Oxygen.

  8. And, isn’t the greatest thing since sliced bread, Saint/Lord/King/President/Angel Our Old Mucker and Mate ‘Mo’ Salah now showing his true cunt colours?

    Defending is beneath him. won’t get stuck in, disrupting what was a decent Liverpool side. Even his once blind worshipers at Anfield are now getting wise to him. He’s an Eh-Rab Lineker.

  9. I really wish the Krays hadn’t been gangsters. They’d have been great TV quiz show hosts. They would have been very popular if they give things to the poor. And they always looked after their mum

    Their fall from grace would have been spectacular e.g. killing a really nasty villain or nailing Val Parnell’s head to a table.

  10. Mark Wahlberg another. All conquering Hollywood star but with a youth crime record that went way beyond youthful mistakes . Go read about it, he’s a mega mega cunt.

    Rick James whilst Chappelle and Charlie Murphy were at heart , ripping the piss out of mad cunt (and to be fair these are likely some of the funniest skits ever done) should never have given James a platform to be in the public eye for any reason . A nasty nasty cunt

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