Apologies to the admins for the brevity of this cunting but I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes putting one of these fuckers on.
Elasticated bed sheets are a cunt. Especially when you are trying to fit a single bed sheet to a double bed. When pissed. I purchased badly but fortunately had a back-up sheet.
Slightly confused Dark Key, are the sheets to be used to keep the bed dry when you are pissed? C.A.
Nominated by Dark key Cunt.
I’ve never had a problem putting sheets on beds.
It’s Mrs Twatt’s job.
You should stick to putting the bins out mate.
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Add to this changing the duvet cover.
I’ve tried all the so-called hacks, but still end up with a lumpy bit that won’t lie flat, no matter what.
By the time you’ve finished wrestling with the fitted ( ha! ) sheet and the duvet, you’re hot, sweaty and exhausted, and need a brandy and a nap.
P.S. I bought a duvet cover that unzips on three sides, you just lay it on the bed, put your duvet on top and zip it in.
Pricy, but worth every penny.
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Indeed JP.
When I was younger we had a cat who thought it was great fun to go duvet diving when you were trying to put it on and more than once ended up with the cat inside.
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Serco will do it for you every day,for a small fee.
The vile cunts.
Good morning.
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Fine cunting.
Folding them properly after laundering is the real cunt. Carefully tucking opposite corners into one another is the way to go but you need telescopic arms. The winceyette winter sheets are a fucker to stop from creasing before they go into the airing cupboard. As you have probably divined I have a doctorate in domestic science.
Good morning, everyone.
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Has this turned into a gayness site?
Laundering, folding, ironing and making beds!!!
Pull yourselves together.
You are a disgrace.
Good morning.
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Fitted sheets, when not handled correctly, can cause broken fingers:
http://www.handandwristclinic.com/article.asp?article=122&submenuheader=0
I hope that this dimension of bodily injury in part de-homs the nom, but agree we are in danger of kicking the day off on a particularly mincing note.
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