Conratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 379 by picking the film maker director broadcaster and former head of Music and Arts at the BBC Sir Humphrey Burton who died surrounded by family several days ago aged 94.
On to Dead Pool 380
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Mary berry
Hannah Gordon
Ruth pointer
David suchet
Brad dourif
Bingo Paul 🏹
0
Erich von Däniken
William Shatner
Robert Wagner
Rupert Murdoch
Roger Penrose
0
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Édouard Balladur (a former Prime Minister of France under President Mitterand)
0
Qessar Zurah
Amu Gibb
Teuta Hoxha
Heba Muraisi
Kamran Ahmed
3
Eileen Derbyshire
Norman Coburn
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Bill Duke
Annette Crosbie.
Nice work Paul.
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Sophia Loren
Dick van dyke
Paul Whitehouse
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman[
Paul Stookey
Good darts Paul
0
Elizabeth Kelly
Mel Brooks
Gerard Depardieu
James Hong
Michael Craig
0
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
David Lammy
Angela Rayner
Jeremy Corbyn
2
He don’t look bad for 94…
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Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
Yasmin Vile Alibhi-brown
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0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
Well done Paul
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Roy Hattersley
Arthur Scargil
Petula Clarke
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Justin Welby
Janet Street-Porter
0
In there Paul.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Rita Moreno.
Barbara Bain.
Mike Summerbee.
0
Roger McGough
John Gorman
John Leyton
Ann Robinson (American actress)
Lee Grant
0
Sir Chris Hoy
Sir Michael Caine
Ray Anthony
Frankie Valli
Dame Mary Peters
0
Bazball.
Free speech in Britain.
The feeling in bonnie blues vigina.
Rachel reeves chance of getting a drink in her local pub.
And of course Rodney starmer.
3
Rick Wakeman
Pete Townsend
Shirley Bassey
Lulu
Billy Gibbons
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
0
David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vera Miles
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well strucketh, Maskie.
0
That doesn’t look anything like Chris Rea.
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
John Stanfa (ex Philadelphia Mob Boss)
0