What went wong I hear you ask?
Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi scheme.
Send her back and let her receive some proper Doctor Fu Manchu treatment from the mad yellow cunts possibly?
Save us a few quid by flying her back to Chy-na?
Nah fuck that,start a trial here at vast expense with virtually no chance of any of the victims receiving any restorative justice..
Oh and also start a proceeds of crime investigation to burn another mountain of our cash…
What a fucking mess as usual.
Perhaps Rachel can raise some more taxes to pay for it all?
Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
The little minx.
I can just imagine the suction she could give to my bell end with her fat chops.
I would happily tea bag her until I spaffed into her lovely face.
Good morning everyone!
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You are Jay from The In-Betweeners and I claim my £5
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Thats Roseanne Barr.
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Roseanne Barr after losing 10 stones on a crash diet.
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You cant trust chinks.
I hate them.
I try not to buy the shitty crap they manufacture.
I dont go in the unhygienic chippies they have,
Theyre all spies.
They cant drive.
They eat dogs
I wish this country was rid of the squint cunts.
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I used to work in one of their fast food places. Very unhygienic and they paid cash in hand. I reported them after I left but nowt was done about it.
I’d recommend to anyone to steer clear of anything involved with them.
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I think we’ve just found Rachel’s replacement.
Or alternatively she could be taken to the new Chinese Espionage Hub in London when Rodney’s Marxist Cabal give it the go-ahead.
And mysteriously disappear.
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If this tiddlywink had a bit of common sense, that bitcoin “on her laptop” (in reality, the bitcoin are on the blockchain, not on the laptop) would be in a secure wallet and, without the private key, would be entirely innaccessible.
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The rinky dinks take embezzlement velly seriously. Even party loyalists are taken out and shot if they are caught with their hand in the till. Imagine how many politicians would be purged from the House of Cunts if we applied the same standards?
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The rinky dinks are sly little cunts who are generally as thick as pigshit.
Sadly we can’t line up our politicians when they get caught thriving from the public purse.
Take Rachel Reeves’ first tax raid of £22Bn.. That was £8Bn to the unions for getting them into power and £14Bn for illegals to ensure they’ll be voting Labour in 2029.
Now another tax raid of £21Bn to buy the chav / scratter / Muslim vote.
That level of theft and corruption would get you lined up for target practice with an AA cannon in more civilised countries.
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Yes Odin, & I would call that an excellent example of ‘thriving.’
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We’d have to borrow a few boxes of ammo from our NATO chums I suspect.
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Does anyone else hate looking at Orientals? Sure, they’re better behaved than the usual wôg/foreigner/alien but I just hate the eyes. Horrid, evil looking eyes. I find them utterly offensive to look at, almost as bad as looking at bantus.
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Morning Cuntrarian/all.
You’d not have a go on this bird then?
https://share.google/pfnrzf1SZBV0U8CUB
Safe pic.
I bloody would!
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Of course, I’d have to drop my dog off at the kennel for a day for canine safety reasons.
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Again, it’s the eyes. They look like scheming open wounds in their faces. Maybe if that bint wore a blindfold or something.
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Japs have better eyes than their neighbours.
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Me.
I don’t like looking at them.
That weird jaundiced skin
And the goldfish faces.
And too many teeth in their mouths.
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Still better than a paƙı bitch or female ooga-booga, surely MNC?
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Probably the most famous squint was Bruce Lee.
Acted dead hard,
Died from taking a junior Disprin.
Paracetamol is like salt to slugs for the rinkydinks.
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“The Chinese are a subspecies”
Morrissey.
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Morning Herman.
You see the boxing last night?
Boxing on the BBC!!
! About time they had something good on.
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Morning Mis.
I went to the footy yesterday to watch the local non League side and spent the rest of the day on the piss.
Watched the highlights this morning though.
Was a decent punch up.
Boxing on the Beeb. I think the last time I seen a bout on there was with Harry Carpenter calling the shots.
“Know what a mean hee hee hee!”
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Those pensioners must have fallen for her svelte tongue with promises of eternal life and big dowwar…’I makee you velly Yung and nicee again yu twust me ya ok’……’lookee evyone I send picture of big house I run scheme from see no lie, twust me ya’….㊗️㊙️🈲 top dowwar 😆
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他妈的中国佬
Shrimps in Szechuan sauce, special fried rice with green chilli & garlic & a portion of chips & curry sauce please.
🍜
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I think I’ve seen that tattooed down some influencers arm.
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Morning Odin…I’ll bet that every tattoo in an oriental language is done along the lines of ‘I’m a round-eye piece of shit’.
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You won sore finger?
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She looks like Ting Tong from Little Britain.
Good morning.
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I suppose its quite nice that the Yellow Fiends have been robbed by this fat bald panda.
They’ll never see any of that stolen brass once our govt “auditors” have given it to Serco to pass onto our raghead friends.
Ah-soles.
Chinese coal fired Thunberg Special Oven.
Good morning.
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That’ll be no good, UT.
The poorly-constructed, made out of chineseum fucker will break down after 12 minutes ovening.
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In the 70s there was a bit of a craze for all things chink.
Kung Fu tv series
Hai. Karate aftershave
Bruce Lee
Water margin
Monkey
Everybody was kung fu fighting.
I remember my mate coming out of a chippy and hed got chips an beansprouts in soy source!!
I was dead impressed.
I hadnt been introduced to international cuisine
Or oriental cooking.
He was dead sophisticated.
Like Bryan Ferry or something.
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Chips + beansprouts in soy sauce?
And you didn’t say “what’s this gay shit?” and beat him up?
I hadn’t figured you for an electric car enthusiast, MNC?
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Yes I suspect you are once again on the money Thomas.
It would also cause the National Grid to inexplicably shutdown for 2 weeks as well.
Apart the new Chinese Spy Centre,I mean embassy,in Central London of course,that will have its own nuclear reactor in the basement,next to the “disposal suite”.
The wicked cunts.
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I was dead impressed Thomas.
I was about 14.
Id never even heard of beansprouts.
His mam ran the UK Roxy music an Kate Bush fan clubs.
I thought it was like a different world.
We’re still mates.
Out on a Christmas pissup soon 😁
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@mnc…. trust you’ll be doing the strand 🎶 whilst shouting two pints of your finest ale heathcliffe 🍻 😖
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Forget the money she has stolen, Quim should be thrown in a tank of piranha fish for having a face that is a crime against humanity.
Send her back to Chy-na.
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Her real name is Fukin Law.
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Had a Chinese lady friend I used to have sexual relations with. She was a right dirty bastard. Don’t know how she got into the country with her lack of English. She also could speak Vietnamese. Our entire relationship was just sex. It was like living in the film “In the Realm of the Senses” only fortunately she doesn’t cut off my cock. She did all the pissing in the streets and wanking me off on buses. I taught her the “love you long time” phrase and would speak to her in the most crudest way possible, to what I was going’s to do to her sexually. She was the ultimate love doll we all dream of.
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Have you still got her number Sam?
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Why is that whenever anyone posts a link to a bbc site I get presented with 2 pavement apes mid chimp out enticing me to log into the cesspit of despair that is the bbc? It fair turns my stomach. Pleas make it stop. Thanks.
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