One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey

 

is a cunt.

Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?

Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.

This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).

You take your immo in, your immo out
In out in out shake him all about
Etc.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

28 thoughts on “One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey

  1. “You take your immo in, your immo out
    In out in out shake him all about”

    Yes that’s a good idea,shake them all about..

    With hand grenades.

    • And whilst we are “partying” why not enjoy an unseasonal “BBQ”..

      Drop napalm on the cunts whilst mid Channel.

      Doesn’t seem unreasonable,put the boot on the other foot.

      Long overdue I say.

  2. I’ve long thought the Palace of Westminster should have been the very first accommodation provided to our “asylum seeking” trash.

    Confront the cunts with cunts.

  3. Fear not Cunters, Rodney’s new Home Secretary is getting to grips with the situation.

    This Great Office of State previously held by statesmen of the calibre of Lord Palmerston, Sir Robert Peel, the Duke of Wellington and Sir Winston Churchill is now held by a Pakistani street protestor. A sublime example of the abyss into which this country has fallen.

    I need a drink.

  4. You only have to say to them, you can come in and work hard like the rest of us. They’d be breaking all records for the channel swim back.

    • As a variation on that theme; They should all be forced to work on a chain gang, clearing motorway verges and fixing potholes until they have paid off the cost of their one way ticket home.

  5. Sick of this cunt, absolutely can’t take any more of his shit. Everything you don’t want in power in one shitty jizz filled anal passage.

  6. Gb News were showing a large group of migrants wandering through a French town carrying boats. In broad daylight.
    There’s probably some lefty group helping deported scum back into the UK too.

  7. As I’ve mentioned the holder of one Great Office of State already, allow me the indulgence of mentioning another. I’m claiming nominator’s privilege.

    Complaints Girl of the Exchequer. Her conundrum:
    She can’t increase income tax because public opinion won’t allow it.
    She can’t reduce benefits because Labour MPs won’t allow it.
    She can’t borrow more money because the markets won’t allow it.

    So a Government with a majority of 148 can’t govern.

    They are beyond risible. It’s time Rodney did what he always does when the shit hits the fan – fuck off abroad on another junket.

  8. Last week that shithouse of a rag The Guardian featured a photo of a mob of the scrounging filth standing in the shallows at Gravelines with the caption, ‘People thought to be migrants wait in the sea to board a small boat’. Fuck me, you could be excused for thinking they were writing about the evacuation at Dunkirk in 1940. And ‘thought to be migrants’ ffs! What else could they have been: a Moses tribute act? As for ‘people’ read ‘shameless, scrounging and completely ungrateful parasites and apprentice criminals’.

    • That’s not fair, Isobel.

      None of those cunts are ‘apprentice’ criminals.

      Most are wanted in their homeland for rape, murder, child fiddling, rape (again) and draft dodging.

      The cherry on top is entering someone else’s country illegally with malice aforethought.

  9. The one in one out (or vice versa) will be a game changer ‘it’s the first time we have an agreement to return migrants to France’

    There are no silver bullets, well actually there are –
    1 Return every fucker who arrives back to France
    2 Arrest, detain and deport every cunt back to their own countries
    3 Turn the boats in the channel

    And my personal favourite
    4 Blow the cunts out of the water (we are making thousands of drones for Ukraine, maybe a few dozen in the hands of true Brits could sort the issue out in a few hours.)

    How many sexual assaults/rapes and murders by the channel scum will it take before it becomes a national emergency. Afghan, Iranian, Syrian, Ethiopian and others arriving here illegally and committing the above at a disproportionate rate and our useless PM thinks sending a few people back to France will make a difference.

    Thank fuck Mamooooooood is getting tough 😂

  10. Everyone forgotten the ‘Next Great Upheavel’ nom with the studies quoted/linked that predicted 10x the amount of cunts on the move north by mid century due to the climate?

    This current shit is all just the foreplay, really …

  11. One in, one out. Like watching the ever darkening England team when substitutions take place! As always the press and media are harping on about which formation the German will play or which team he should/ shouldn’t play. Same old wash and repeat bollocks whilst lauding the team as a bunch of world beaters for next summer!!!

  12. Mahmood copying elements of the Danish immigration policy is “racist and far-Right” according to some Labour backbenchers including Clive Lewis and that Oompa Loompa looking cunt, Nadia Whittome.

    Yes, a clean safe country with a high trust society that has a strong national identity and that celebrates its own culture, history, traditions and heritage that puts its own citizens first sounds terrible.

  13. As the old Queen hit goes…

    ‘Dum Dum Dum. Another Kune Gets Back In…’🎵

    Short of cutting the legs off these vermin, this ‘In-Out’ fiasco will be a longstanding joke.

    These human filth care about and learn nothing. They are incapable of proper thought and things like values, morals and decency. That’s because they don’t have any. They are pure unadulterated vermin. They are like rats in human bodies, A sound and severe ‘warning’ about what will happen if they taint our soil with their shitty arses ever again is the only answer. But – as we all know – they are not going to get that from the softarsed UK and French governments.

  14. Unadulterated tosh….the mass replacement in that revolving door of multi culti 🐂 💩hasn’t stopped and won’t stop … it’s on course for completion in a very short timeframe unless the population(only those inclined) finally stop saying ENOUGH and rebel in the only way left when there’s nothing left to lose 😩

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