aren’t cunts.
This delightfully English Society has decided to burn our Prime Minister is effigy on Bonfire Night.
To quote “Laura Lawrence, of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, said: “The effigy this year for the first time actually has a Guy Fawkes ruff and he’s wearing a hat because we feel that Starmer is doing quite well at igniting Parliament by himself at the moment.”
She said sausages round his head represented when he accidentally said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.
In a nod to the local farming community, she said he had a “Starmer the farmer harmer” badge because his decisions around inheritance tax had “left farmers in uproar”.
How absolutely splendid it is..
Good for them I say and long may it continue….After they are eventually let out on parole.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Rodney should be honoured by that, because most people wouldn’t piss on that fat quare if he was on fire.
Though finding the airplane hopping cunt is hard enough, between turning up to the opening of a bag of crisps or writing letters to his trans stepchild, the useless fucker is never here.
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He was in South Africa yesterday, greeted off the plane by some breakdancing Zulus.
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The cunt is hopping on and off yank aircraft now. What’s wrong with our British aeroplane’s wankier. Sorry for being pedantic, Barry.
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I even fucked it and should’ve been wankeir.
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Hopefully, a dress rehearsal for the real thing.
Burn baby burn 🔥🔥🔥
A jolly good morning to all 👍
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I happened to see the dough faced cunt on the news last night – he is looking so seedy and fat now he would probably fry if someone tried to burn him. Also had the haunted look of someone who knows something nasty is on the horizon for them.
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Some morning jollity
https://youtu.be/j3-R8oVuwmE?si=yhawxHoyqFHR_hH6
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I’m surprised the Starmführer hasn’t locked down the entire village and put the residents under house arrest until their political show trial.
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They could have covered the effigy in dung to represent his appearance after crawling around in his Lordship’s back passage.
Good morning, everyone.
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I can’t remember if I’ve already conveyed this story, but I was chatting to a bleeding heart lefty moron customer of mine recently who was complaining about the cost of living.
I pointed out that rampant inflation was primed by Covid and the government shutting down the economy and putting the entire country on the dole.
“Well what can you expect from Boris Johnson,” came her sneering retort.
I pointed out that Labour wanted to lock everyone down even more and had they had their way we’d have been doubly fucked.
In the blink of an eye she switched without embarrassment.
“Oh but they have such a hard job to do, I wouldn’t want to have to deal with the mess they’ve inherited, it’s such a hard job and they’re doing their best.”
And then, without even a hint of sarcasm, she delivered the hammer-blow.
“And that POOR Keir Starmer, he just gets treated in such a beastly way, and he’s just doing his best to do the right thing. He’s such a lovely man and everyone is so horribly cruel to him.”
It was then that I realised with blinding certainty that if you’ve sold your soul to Satan you can never back out of the deal, no matter how much of a cunt it turns you in to.
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Still it was worth the 200 million to find out governments are clueless cunts, government advisors are sad, lonely losers who just want someone to listen to them. And everyone has perfect hindsight after the fact..
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And ps I have never had covid or the flu in my life.
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I’m pretty certain I’ve had the Kung Flu a couple of times, but never bothered to diagnose it as I was too busy running a fucking business and putting food on the table. Funnily enough I didn’t die nor stop functioning because I’m not a flake or an evolution dodger.
On the very rare occasion the ague rears its ugly head in my life I always confront it with the sentiments of the great Jesse Ventura: I ain’t got time to be ill.
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I trust the bangers were big fat Cumberland one’s…he likes them big (allegedly) ooh er Ali 😩
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I reckon they’re telling porkies about the relevance of the sausages around Quare’s neck.
Surely they represent Ukrainian rent boy cocks surrounding his fat face at one of his late night bukkake sessions at his London residence.
Just a short while before they set fire to his front door and one of his cars in revenge for non payment.
The filthy iron.
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Surely they’re Ukrainian porkers?
R. Spandit.
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He did a little dance in South Africa, nil point
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/video-keir-starmer-g20-awkward-tumble
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Pity the iron hoof didn’t break his neck. That would have been amusing.
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Hopefully “planes in the sky,boots on the ground” Ultra Cunt Kweeer will be long gone afore next Bonfire Night.
Good morning.
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A bit odd the artist and co-chair of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society said it was “a little bit more controversial this year” and anticipated a backlash when most of the country would be baying for the real thing.
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Yet burning an effigy of the president of the United States, our chief ally if anything kicks off, isn’t controversial.
Work that one out.
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Lewes in East Sussex is a famous one and have torched down the years Boris Johnson, Liz Truss?, Trump, Rishi Sunak and of course Nigel Farage. You can only assume that they are worried about the unhinged vitriol from the kind and tolerant inclusive left.
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Plenty of bile flowing here this morning.
But never forget – however much we might think we hate the cunt, he hates us a lot more.
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I’m sure we despise the cunt more, whereas this evil bastard has more to lose.
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