aren’t cunts.
This delightfully English Society has decided to burn our Prime Minister is effigy on Bonfire Night.
To quote “Laura Lawrence, of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, said: “The effigy this year for the first time actually has a Guy Fawkes ruff and he’s wearing a hat because we feel that Starmer is doing quite well at igniting Parliament by himself at the moment.”
She said sausages round his head represented when he accidentally said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.
In a nod to the local farming community, she said he had a “Starmer the farmer harmer” badge because his decisions around inheritance tax had “left farmers in uproar”.
How absolutely splendid it is..
Good for them I say and long may it continue….After they are eventually let out on parole.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Rodney should be honoured by that, because most people wouldn’t piss on that fat quare if he was on fire.
Though finding the airplane hopping cunt is hard enough, between turning up to the opening of a bag of crisps or writing letters to his trans stepchild, the useless fucker is never here.
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He was in South Africa yesterday, greeted off the plane by some breakdancing Zulus.
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Hopefully, a dress rehearsal for the real thing.
Burn baby burn 🔥🔥🔥
A jolly good morning to all 👍
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I happened to see the dough faced cunt on the news last night – he is looking so seedy and fat now he would probably fry if someone tried to burn him. Also had the haunted look of someone who knows something nasty is on the horizon for them.
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Some morning jollity
https://youtu.be/j3-R8oVuwmE?si=yhawxHoyqFHR_hH6
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I’m surprised the Starmführer hasn’t locked down the entire village and put the residents under house arrest until their political show trial.
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They could have covered the effigy in dung to represent his appearance after crawling around in his Lordship’s back passage.
Good morning, everyone.
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I can’t remember if I’ve already conveyed this story, but I was chatting to a bleeding heart lefty moron customer of mine recently who was complaining about the cost of living.
I pointed out that rampant inflation was primed by Covid and the government shutting down the economy and putting the entire country on the dole.
“Well what can you expect from Boris Johnson,” came her sneering retort.
I pointed out that Labour wanted to lock everyone down even more and had they had their way we’d have been doubly fucked.
In the blink of an eye she switched without embarrassment.
“Oh but they have such a hard job to do, I wouldn’t want to have to deal with the mess they’ve inherited, it’s such a hard job and they’re doing their best.”
And then, without even a hint of sarcasm, she delivered the hammer-blow.
“And that POOR Keir Starmer, he just gets treated in such a beastly way, and he’s just doing his best to do the right thing. He’s such a lovely man and everyone is so horribly cruel to him.”
It was then that I realised with blinding certainty that if you’ve sold your soul to Satan you can never back out of the deal, no matter how much of a cunt it turns you in to.
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Still it was worth the 200 million to find out governments are clueless cunts, government advisors are sad, lonely losers who just want someone to listen to them. And everyone has perfect hindsight after the fact..
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And ps I have never had covid or the flu in my life.
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I trust the bangers were big fat Cumberland one’s…he likes them big (allegedly) ooh er Ali 😩
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