Diwali

These stupid punkahwallahs insist on days of loud fireworks until 4:30 in the morning in spite of regulations.

What do the authorities do about this law breaking? Nothing.
We wouldn’t want to upset our smelly brown friends now would we.
My understanding of the ragheads culture is that it is a celebration of light, so what’s with all the noise?

Another example of a foreign culture forcing its way into the everyday lives of UK citizens no matter how alien or irritating it is.
Listen Gupta, fuck off back to India and take your entire family and fireworks with you, and if you intend getting to the boat on a motorbike, lose the rag and get a crash helmet like the law demands the rest of us use.

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Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

24 thoughts on “Diwali

  1. Raj types used to stop off a Diwali Junction on the way Poonah. Didn’t Spike Milligan live there? Goodness, gracious!

    Good morning, everyone.

  2. Taking over by stealth.

    Who the fuck knew what Diwali was a few decades ago?

    Or Eid, the Hajj, Rama-fucking-dam, fatwa, what a Imam is, jihad, sharia.

    They have your culture, they have stolen your history and now they are coming for your language.

    The worrying thing is, if it all kicks off from one of their shit hole countries Britain wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.

    You can’t retaliate.
    Too many of the enemy are within.

  3. In my small East Midlands town we had a big fight to stop a housing development. We were never going to win especially when the developers bought the house of one of the councillors adjacent to the site. Anyway the new imported residents, the fuckers, were letting off fireworks at 2.30 in the morning last week frightening my dogs and waking up the neighbourhood. Absolutely fuck all police presence.
    I don’t listen to the news much now it is just all so depressing. Thank God I am a lot nearer the end than the beginning of life.

  4. Cunters might be amused by my recent encounter with an Indian scammer. The first text started “Hi Mum!”who knows what info they have to start with, but my real name is obviously male…I kept the scammer going for several hours thinking I was on the cusp of paying thousands of pounds to their account.
    The pleading got irtitating by 6pm, so I signed off with:
    “Well, I’ve enjoyed wasting your time. Fuck off you scamming cunt. I hope you get hit by a bus in whatever Indian shithole town you live.”
    He responds, “Bitch, I fuck your slagdaughter.”
    Charming!
    “What, all the way from Hyderabad, you smelly brown cunt?”
    Haven’t had any more scam texts since.

    • thomas i find telling them to go fuck their pig at this point gets the required response. i had one on the phone a few years ago and when i told him this i thought he was going to have a stroke. even phoned me back when i hung up to shout more abuse

    • When they’ve rang me, Thomas, especially if its a woman, I’ve asked what colour knickers they’re wearing and even more personal questions, by then they’ve rang off and left me with a hard on to get rid of.

    • I was (briefly) *ahem* parked at a bus stop waiting for Lady Cuntemall when an unknown number call appeared. Nigerian accent woman launches straight into the double-header ‘classics’ that my Amazon Prime (swing & miss #1, bitch) was about to erroneously (my word here) … charge my Revolut (swing & miss #2, bitch) ‘£79’ (that’s the hat trick, no pounds here in a quarter century) … so when I gave her 30 more seconds to charge my hate-meter with her lies and pointlessness .. I let rip and found my tirade heading towards my to-date only ever real-world ‘correct’ use TO one, of the thrice-naughty ‘N’ word (after several negative adjectives in the lead-up). Also my volume had been building to that point. Also the car window was down.

      The faces on the 4 or 5 cunts sitting at the bus stop was a bonus.

      It would have been clearly obvious a scammer was getting ‘it’ to any of them, yet group wokeism or leftism or FEAR of gang wokeism/leftism meant not even 1 of the stunned faces was instead a ‘nice one, mate these cunt scammers are a scourge’ ..

      My superiority complex left me unfazed, however, .. worry not!
      6-nil Cuntemall, in one go. 🙂

    • Cuntengine @

      Your real name, Quentin,
      Is obviously male.
      But your responsibility for your indian children shouldn’t be overlooked.

      Did you breastfeed them?

  5. No.

    At least Hindus and Sikhs don’t go around filleting and beheading the infidel. Sorry folks, but we’re going to need them on our side when the civil war kicks off, and thankfully they hate Johnny Jihad just as much as we do.

    Coolies are alright in my book compared to the other shite we’ve imported.

    • Agreed. Sikhs, Hindus and Buddhists are the least of our worries.

      Usually very nice people when you get to know them.

      Did you know that it is the Indians who pay the most tax in this country. Apart from the indigenous population, obviously..

      Blacks and Joe dakis pay the least tax and receive the most handouts.

      Their Diwali fireworks can fuck off though. they scare the shit out of the dog.

      • These misogynists should’ve been taught to understand what philogyny means to their culture. But its too late.

      • If one dirty sick fuck incel sets out and does the filthy deed that is rape ; that’s sickening to anyone with a shred of decency. But – I predicted it here before – due not exclusively but largely to the sick fuck primitive culture that crosses water illegally and ‘legally’ to ‘start anew’ – gang rape the crime is going to actually surpass single-attacker rapes in number of instances per annum, if it hasn’t already. I mean, on the crime stats do they count a five-cunts attack on someones mum/sister/daugther/grandchild as 1 rape, or as 5?

        I don’t know. I will guess ‘1’, though.

        And not to make light of the crime(s), but there’s a closet gayness to being part of a mob that are doing that. A hatred of women and a desire to see each others dicks & I’ll leave it at that. The sick closeted cunts.

        ***

        This cunting is the first I’ve ever heard of ‘diwali’

        Sounds lowbrow and primitive.

        Earlyday salutations, Mr.Cunt Engine and my isac chums.

  6. If only we could have another 1963 winter but much worse, then it might see off some of this foreign muck. At least their behaviour.

  7. Two Tier and his bunch of poofters and wimminz cares far more about the “rights” of Third World Scum that has attached itself to us, than it does about the rights of us who have lived, worked and paid our way for living here all our lives.

  8. 1.5 billion of the fuckers, what are they all doing 😂

    India must smell like a giant toilet, well for the few who have a toilet 🤮

  9. They are our fellow Brits, we welcome the way they enrich our land with their colourful culture. Diversity is our strength.

    You Nazi racists.

    Did you know 27% of white Brits are state dependent and over 40% of the Brits from the Indian subcontinent are state dependent. White Brits don’t even bother trying.

    Anyway as it’s Diwali they will just be launching fireworks, not Abdul in a suicide vest.

    Can’t wait for Eid……

  10. Hindus worship many gods.
    Papa smurf
    Dumbo
    Octopussy
    Harry Kristmas
    Being the best known.

    Im fine with this Blasphemy and fine with the noisy cunts celebrating diwali.

    In India.

    Fuck off back to your own country.
    And take your food with you.

    Ps
    Hope your head injury heals up and the bandages come off soon.
    By jove.

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