is a cunt.
You know cunters, if I’d been asked before today to name the biggest cunt in Parliament, what answer could I possibly have given other than to name that lying, cowardly hypocrite Sir TwoTierFreeGear Keir? But honestly, I’m beginning to wonder if we aren’t witnessing the emergence of an even more monumental twat in the House in the shape of bull-necked fuck David Lammy, our beloved Justice Secretary and Deputy PM, who made an utter spectacle of himself today as he stood in for NeverHere at PM’s Questions.
Cunters will of course be familiar with the farce surrounding the accidental release from prison of one Hadush Kebatu, an illegal migrant convicted of sexual assault, and now thankfully deported back to the busom of his homeland, with a monkey from the taxpayer for his trouble.
In the wake of the Kebatu debacle, Lammy was asked no less than FIVE times by James Cartlidge (for the Tories) to state whether or not another migrant sex offender had accidently been released. In an increasingly cringeworthy spectacle, WhamBamma repeatedly stonewalled, ducking and diving like Del Boy dahn the market, before losing his rag in typical fashion, yelling at Cartlidge to ‘get a grip’, then launching into a rant about the state of the prison system bequeathed to Labour by the Tories.
All good PM Questions knockabout you’d think, except that, as the session drew to a close, news broke that guess what, an Algerian sex offender had accidentally been released from Wandsworth nick on 24th October, and that Lammy knew this when questioned in the House.
One can only conclude that in his obfuscation, blustering and bullying, Lammy’s intention was to deny the truth to MPs, and even worse, to the public, presumably for the avoidance of political embarrassment. If this is indeed the case, it has to be said that Lammy is an even bigger fool than I took him for, because the truth has inevitably come out anyway, making him look like a right shifty prick on top of everything else.
What an utter tosser. Trouble is, he’s far from alone on that Labour front bench. Remember how we were told after the election that the grown-ups were now in charge? Looks more like a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum to me.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Bantus were put in charge of African countries and made a mess of it. What a shock that a bantu is put in charge here and makes a mess of it.
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Can’t technically agree with this excellent cunting, RK.
If you give a loaded gun to a chimp and the chimp shoots someone, you don’t blame the chimp.
It’s partly why, as equally dangerous as they are, pakıs are more insidious than nıggers.
It’s the fault of Labour’s top brass that this simian is in the position he (and other creatures like Diane Abbott) nominally occupies and the fact that Robertson’s are, ridiculously, allowed a vote when they should all be lynched.
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Well said Thomas.
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What exactly is the statute of limitation on blaming the previous administration for the shit job you’re doing?
You can bet if anything was improving under their governance (nothing is) that they’d be taking full credit for that.
Should Reform take power and stop all the dinghy crims, reduce corporate taxation and stimulate economic growth, slash welfare, slash the public sector, unshackle free speech, and bang up the groomers and stabbers, that they won’t be harping on about the mess they’ve inherited. They’ll just fucking fix it, which these cunts could do if they wanted to, but they signally absolutely do not want to.
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Ever since I can remember, everyone says we will correct it and once in don’t. I’ll agree with you Dave and have one last chance of winning the jackpot.
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No doubt Rachel from accounts will shortly be telling us all just what a great shape the country’s finances are in after her last budget. She’ll tell us that she just needs to make a couple of teeny tiny little tax ‘adjustments’ so that things go even better… nothing to worry about.
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Its so Orwellian
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Here you go cunters; the perfect Xmas gift for all the family!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BYbYvoFXVhY
Morning all.
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Shit flinging mongaloíd Cunt.
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20251103-french-taxi-driver-acquitted-of-theft-from-uk-minister
Oven.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/david-lammy-expenses-net-worth-foreign-office-b2703740.html
All aboard!
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Is it just me, but does Whambamma look like the love child of Idi Amin and Diane Abbott to anybody else?
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All monkeys look the same to me.
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Mastermind found himself locked out of the House of Commons restaurant on All You Can Eat Monday:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x1vxBXfb0Ts
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This cretinous arsehole is getting worse. Apparently he insists on being called by his official title. Yet an other little arsewipe – a bit like Beckham, coarse as cattle cake who isn;t used to anything so has to give himself ridiculous airs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15272913/David-Lammy-mocked-ordering-civil-servants-Ministry-Justice-call-Deputy-Prime-Minister.html
Just wait till he dies. He will blow up and all the entrails and grease will splatter everything for miles.
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Again, Lammy is mirroring other bantu dictators like Idi Amin who had ridiculously long titles and wore ostentatious military uniforms.
All bantus do this and it’s why Africa is the way it is. They can’t help themselves.
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I’d have thought King Louie would be more appropriate.
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The nomination speaks for itself.
The only way that a useless cunt like Starmer can keep his position is by having people around him that are even more useless.
There is no way that the gorilla looking cunt can possibly be accepted as a replacement Prime Minister.
This is weak and defensive management which can be seen in many corporations.
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Black sheep of the family always tell lies.
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Remember the days when misleading parliament was the cardinal sin?
You could lie to the public wholesale and get away with it, but lie in parliament and, rightly, you were fucked.
Not any more.
You can hide information, lie about whether you are privy to information, or simply, as Starmer does, not turn up if things look particularly difficult.
On that last point, if you were prime minister, would you seriously consider appointing a thick, arrogant, racist, barely coherent fuckwit like Lammy as your deputy?
This is another example of what happens when you promote people simply on the basis of the colour of their skin.
Can anyone think of an occasion where this has been anything near a success?
I fucking can’t.
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You have to refer to stereo types.
Black people are not good at running businesses and as politicians they are hopeless at best and totally corrupt at worst.
Pákís are self serving, greedy, corrupt bastards and shouldn’t be anywhere near a ballot box.
When the job is as important as running a country then you can’t afford to take the gamble that the níg nóg or the rag head is the exception to the rule.
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His ‘form’ over the years is evidence enough that this escapee from the jungle should never have been allowed to rise higher than a fucking shoe shine boy.
The cunt gets away with everything cos he is blick, black privilege is alive and kicking.
The performance at PMQ was an embarrassment, the cunt thought he could dodge the question but good on James Cartlidge for keeping the pressure on him.
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When you look at the great flabby faced gorilla you have to wonder how many lavatory seats he has broken throughout his third rate career – and how long before the fatal heart attack gets reported.
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He is always rather angry, eh W.C.B?
Like all gollıes, he has as little impulse control as reasoning power, resulting in instant aggression when questioned, as he knows he couldn’t out-debate Harvey Price on prisoner release regulations.
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There used to be a black preacher on u tube in the u.s.of a, can’t remember his name but he was always ranting about his brother’s deficiency in a lot of things…i.e. never being around for their child’s upbringing, never having built anything of note on their own, always blaming whitey for their ills etc…and tbf he was correct in what he said and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been called on by the local 🦍 from da hood ..they don’t take kindly to criticism especially from their own…as for whammy bammy mines a double 🍔 with 🍟 and don’t fuck up the order thicko 😬
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Afternoon G-e…you’re sure you aren’t thinking of Sammy Davis Jr in Cannonball Run?!
https://share.google/51IuYya4AiIWhp6h6
Safe pic.
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This always springs to my mind when I see this thick cunt and his fellow front bench colleagues.
https://www.open-access.bcu.ac.uk/9622/
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DEI or ‘didn’t earn it’, was invented for the Lammy’s of this world.
If he wasn’t in politics then he would definitely be working for a charity in da commoonittee , maybe driving the minibus for the disadvantaged urban yoots to their football matches. Or reinventing himself as a professor of black studies at some third rate polytechnic like Kehinde Andrews.
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He looks like he smells like a Matlans suit saturated in a week of B.O.
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Stupid black bastard who has dual nationality.
Why is he allowed in parliament, let alone government?
The days are over when it was politically correct to include ethnics in every aspect of UK life. It’s an exercise that has failed miserably, and has dragged the country down to a level that only dinghy trash would find appealing.
Can we assign his stupidity to his genuine nationality, Guyanese, as I find the moron an embarrassment to the UK, and I don’t recognise his authority.
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I haven’t got much skin in this game, .. but just a thought … Linford Christy, Shaquille O’Neal, Usain Bolt, David Lammy ….
🎵 ‘one of these kids is doing their own thing’ …
Remember that? .. from Sesame Street?
I saw ‘get a grip, man’ from pq’s. It was yob speak. Undignified. Shameful for where it was situate.
***
See yiz tomorrow!
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🎵 Laaa-mee.
Laa-aaa-aaa-me.
Dailylight come an’ me wan’ go home.
cunt
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How often have you witnessed somebody being promoted just one step higher than their competance level?
It seems to happen all too frequently in public life and goes unchallenged.
Lammy is a glowing example, as is Abbott, and I can’t believe that there are no Labour members who can’t see it. The problem is that they see the interests of the party as being of more importance than the interests of the country.
And now it’s raining!
Herumph.
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Liebour the party who promote failure.The sooner these clowns are out the better.
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Dave must get nervous around prisons in his job as justice secretary. I wonder if he carries around a bag with a toothbrush and some clean undercrackers in it just in case someone doesn’t recognise him and thinks he is an escaped inmate and tries to return him to prison.
“But I’m the justice secretary, call Kier in Downing Street!”
“Sure you are big fella”.
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Digression plea.
Sly have decided to go 4 match multiview on one channel. My 12″ inch b/w tv run on steam can’t cope with it, besides my eyesight isn’t like it was.
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A fat greedy bastard with the IQ of tap water
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This cheating government won’t make an apeth of different so long as they’ve got holes in their well-worn arses.
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Difference correction and it also doesn’t need me to tell you the main reason.
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I wonder, as Parliament has holidays as long as the schools if one of the Cabinet has to take Lammy home to look after him during the holiday, like the school rabbit?. Perhaps a special punishment for the minister who has been naughtiest during the term. At Xmas it will be Rachel From Accounts turn. Her dad will have to turn up to take the cage home and the supply of straw and sawdust to go into it, but every day it will be Rachel’s job to clean up his business before breakfast.
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I find Dave amusing.
His posh voice,
His frequent tantrums
His hyperbole
And unerring ability to always make the wrong decision.
His lack of knowledge of basic biology
” men can have a cervix”
His jaw dropping ignorance of history
Who succeeded the throne upon the death of Henry VIII?
“Henry VII. ‘
This bloke went to Harvard.
Although probably to clean the floors.
Hes also odd looking.
No neck,
Huge hands bigger than his head,
A bottom lip you could use as a book shelf.
Hes comedy gold.
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The wife on Lamebrain;
‘He’s very….shiny, isn’t he?’
Actually she’s right. he is.
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The black cricketer Gladstone Small also had no neck, Mis. Both of these black cunts go out drinking together and get pissed out of their heads due to buying each other drinks and get a kick out of it after saying get that down your shoulders.
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