A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.
Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?
Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?
They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.
Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?
Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine
All she has in that is a pair of outsize rubber knickers, a Kit Kat and a Durex just in case she manages to find a straight Labour MP
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It’s empty, like her head.
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I was going to say a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a carton of Umbongo.
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The thought of bananas & Umbongo made me wonder just what Lammy would have in that red briefcase, if he was Chancellor.
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It was to keep big Dave quiet while she spoke to the nice ladies and laydees!
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Perish the thought just what Wesley Streeting would carry around in his big red leather “man bag,” if he had the job J.P. Any ideas?
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I could not bring myself to watch, or listen to her whining. Does anyone know if she had a gin and tonic at the dispatch box? Or has it been banned by the health police?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Morning
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She seems prozaced to her gills.
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Don’t know if they are related, but Jim Reeves sang “He’ll have to go”.
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Nothing to boast about I know, but I have met Jeremy Cunt. He is quite tall. That is about all I remember about from the meeting. I imagine punching him would be like punching an empty paper bag. He was Health Secretary for six years, Being virtually invisible clearly served him well.
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And his private medical supply business profts must have had him thumbing the sunseeker yacht brochures during his tenure in that perch.
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Rachel from Accounts? Lovely backside, shame about the budget.
Morning all.
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Am I alone in imagining Her from Complaints in gym slip and navy blue knickers administering slow hand relief?
Dirty boy. Take a cold shower.
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Er… no.
I’ve got my own thoughts on this…
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Whats in yer handbag luv?
Go open the flaps and show me whats in your red box!
A droids guide to economics
“ah, ehh, um, budget for working people ehh umm ahh tory black hole umm ahh ehh Labour manifesto ehh ummm ahhh…
Jjjjust fffffuck off
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And blame “Brexit”
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And the far right Edward
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Lifting the two child benefit cap? If you work who can afford to have kids? Oh that’s right dole scroungers and muzzies. Bastards all.
This current crop of cunts need hanging.
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As far as I am concerned she can shove the red briefcase up her arse.My god she deserves a personality transplant.🤦♂️
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In order to transplant, she would have to have a personality in the first place.
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True Odin 😉
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Sort of a Rosa Kleib/Irma Greiss hybrid arrangment.
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Strange one from Our Rachel From Complaints..
Most of her new taxes aren’t slated to some in until 2028/29…
Very odd for a pile of new taxes right before a General Election..
Unless they all know that they won’t be in government then so can saddle Reform(?) with sorting out yet another disastrous term in office?
So many questions…in the meantime Rach,as they used to say in wartime letters..TOKO.
Good morning.
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It looks that way Unk.
Labour always leaves a mess.
It’s got a new slogan; ‘Don’t work, shirk!’.
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“Talk about the Red Box” 😇
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A lifetime on the old PIP, knocking out kids to every Tom, DaShawn and Abdul from the comforts of your free house is obviously the only way to really prosper under a Labour government.
Oh yes, and to be an illegal immigrant of course.
Good morning.
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Good Morning
98% of people disagreed with getting rid of the 2 Child benefit cap. It is quite obvious which section of society will gain most from the abolition. If you can’t feed them don’t breed them.
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I wrote a letter yesterday to my MP with my thoughts on the budget, with a line about paying tax for Pakistani and Bangladeshi kids.
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Unless you have the good fortune to have a Reform MP Sicky, you’re in danger of getting a visit from the thought police.
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He is a conservative and not woke so I should be fine 😂
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All aboard the gravy train 🚂
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Tosser Bell and his mates pulling the strings that control Rachel’s mouth, useless cunts.
I watched some of the Martin Lewis show, he had a few clips of an interview with Rachel from complaints, the one I was interested in covered the freeze on thresholds and state pension.
In April the New State Pension will be just below the tax threshold and is guaranteed to go above the threshold in April 2027.
Martin asked her about how tax will be taken if someone only has the State Pension and no other income, the answer ‘we are working on that’, so no fucking idea
At least Rishi the suntan kid had the answer two years ago, just raise the threshold for those on state pension.
She almost hinted that it wouldn’t be taken in the example above but that would then create a two tier tax system, fucking clueless.
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Fucking clueless and totally out of her depth. That’s what you get when you give someone a job because they lied on their CV.
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I saw her asked about how the EV pay-per-mile tax would work. She said the tax would be levied on the mileage recorded during the car’s MOT. So the interviewer asked what about cars less than 3 years old that don’t need an MOT.
She hadn’t a fucking clue.
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and what about my car that spends months abroad racking up miles? Or cars that spend 99% of their time racking up miles off road?
Load of unenforceable bollocks.
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I believe it’s the case Geordie that all EVs are accessible wirelessly on the net. The mileage can be read remotely and they could for instance, switch off your car if you hadn’t paid. I doubt that she knows that though.
Does anyone know, does she drive, has she got a car?
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Some EV’s can indeed be accessed wirelessly, I believe, but only by the manufacturer.
The only other option would be the installation, enforced by law, of black boxes.
Another layer of bureaucracy and another chance to snoop on the activities of the public.
Mission creep will ensure that the speed camera becomes a thing of the past.
Rachel might not have much idea, but some horrid cunt in government will.
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Field Marshall at 5:39 pm;
“Some EV’s can indeed be accessed wirelessly, I believe, but only by the manufacturer.”
And do you seriously think the government would not have access to those data FMC? I once had a company car with a tracker. There was a switch that supposedly shut down the tracking when you were using the car privately. One Sunday when I was not working I tested it by briefly exceeding the speed limit on a quiet rural road. Monday morning my boss was on the phone to bollock me. He knew which road I was on, which direction I was travelling and at what speed.
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That’s if the ev makes it to it’s first mot without incinerating/electrocuting its driver or being written off because of damage to its underside from speed humps etc.
People being discouraged from buying/leasing ev’s is a good thing, because they’re shit.
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managed 80,000 miles in mine without coming to a smoking end. Costs me £5 to fill up or free in summer when the sun shines.
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Does anyone else see a resurgence of ‘clocking’ motors?
Or in this case, glorified milk floats.
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I concur I wouldn’t except one for free
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You could walk across a minefield fatjon and by chance be fine.
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Torsten Bell End deserves to be hung drawn and quartered.Cock.
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“In this here case are my spunk stained knickers”.
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Or, “I bet you don’t know whose prick and bollocks and in here”.
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ARE, silly me.
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“I wish there was a bomb in it, only its empty like my head”.
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Marxist rabble
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She gives me the horn.
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Me, an upside down horn.
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But she is no Ursula von der Leyen.
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I watched about 5 minutes of this clown show and that was enough.
Why was Starmer almost sitting on Lammy instead of moving into the empty space left by Reeves while she stood talking tripe? Is he too thick to do this or is there another reason?
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It was brave of Ron to admit yesterday that Reeves gives him a chubby.
I know how beastly you lot can be.
Although Mrs K must be wondering about this new-found interest in growth forecasts and EV milage taxation.
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It’s true enough. she’s no oil painting, but she’s actually quite a sexy woman. Wish she’d cut her hair a bit shorter though.
As for the budget though, what a sack of cack. I think she needs to be firmly disciplined for it. I’ll do the job if needs be.
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Form an orderly queue.
I wish to make a right mess of her dispatch box.
Thank you.
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Don’t you like the Richard lll look, Ron?
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Shaved or hairy?
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I’m just pissing about. Whatever happens, it won’t alter anything associated with me, due to me being of no use to them.
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Just found out, that D M the big fat black cunts middle name is Fuckwitt.
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Re EV charging per mile at the MOT date.
A mate of mine will be busy with his OBD Diagnostic lap top.
£££ rolling of the milk float and £££ into his piggy bank…😂
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Great minds think alike good doctor. See my comment above.
I don’t really see this being a smart move on Lego head’s part to be honest.
EVs are not that popular and now people will be dropping them like there’s no tomorrow in favour of ICE cars.
The depreciation on them is horrendous to the point that many main dealers won’t even touch them as part ex on a proper car.
I was watching a video of some poor sod who bought a Taycan for £120k and webuyanycar offered him £18k for it after three years of ownership. 😳
Also noting this: Porsche has halted the sale of some Taycan models due to potential battery issues and fire risks. 😳😳
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👍
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Hidden away in this shite budget is a very worrying point:
From April 2029, the amount that is exempt from NICs will be capped at £2,000 a year for employee contributions made via salary sacrifice.
Hang on – they want people to have private pensions but they’ll cap the amount you can put in the pension pot to £2000 before the take additional National Insurance Contributions from it. Fucking hell. What? They DON’T want people to save for their retirement without taxing it – twice. This country is truly fucked.
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Chancellor??? A fucking Chancer the cunt.
Her and Stoma go on camera and say they haven’t broken the manifesto and put taxes up!
We don’t need an election, they should be removed by the bayonet.
Fuck em fuck em all.
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What gets me about Chancellors is their smug know-it-all attitude where they like to give the impression they have their finger of the financial pulse of the nation and know what they’re doing. I strongly believe this outlook is completely without basis in reality.
I’d argue that many top level high ranking jobs have many apprenticeship levels beneath them where a person can learn the ‘tools of the trade’ as it were, gain knowledge and experience and over time become prepared to take a top job.
I’d also argue that running a very large corporation is perhaps the closest thing to running a country’s economy, but even so it’s not that close a comparison for a number of reasons.
So with all that said, I don’t give a fuck how smart you think you were studying for your degree in economics, no one is qualified or experienced enough to become Chancellor of the Exchequer. The main qualification appears to be you were best mates with the leader of your party running up to an election win and thus get rewarded with what is considered to be a plum job. That’s not a legitimate qualification.
These people make me sick. None of them have the humility or honesty to admit they’re just winging it and hoping that tinkering with things might produce a favourable outcome. If it does, they take all the credit. If it doesn’t, then it’s something else’s or someone else’s fault. Absolute cunts.
The whole breaking election manifesto pledges is beyond out of control at this point. It should be law that you cannot break an election manifesto pledge unless you either a) hold a referendum or b) call an election. The whole ‘say one thing do another’ has got to stop. That’s not democracy. That’s lying and manipulation. I’d go as far to say it’s borderline blackmail and fraud. Sounds kind of illegal, doesn’t it?
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Absolutely agree, IY.
A manifesto pledge is, to my mind and many others, including politicians, a contract of intent with the public.
Just tearing it up willy nilly is an affront to democracy.
In days gone, the prime minister would have called an election, primarily because the house and the press would have screamed for it.
Not a fucking word nowadays.
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Briefcase wanker!
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Afternoon LL/all.
I wonder if, like in the fantastic film “Falling Down”, all that’s actually in the red briefcase are a half-eaten sandwich and an apple?
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Afternoon Cunt Engine.
It’ll be one of those ‘Economics For Dummies’ books. A fine film, probably Michael Douglas’s best.
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Income tax threshold frozen up to 2031 – pay (more) tax
Pop into a cafe for a latte – pay tax
Buy the bairn a milkshake – pay tax
Buy a vape – pay (more) tax
Go to the pub for a pint – pay (more) tax
Get an Uber home from the pub – pay tax
Have a flutter on the horses – pay (more) tax
Buy an EV – pay tax by the mile
Or keep the ICE car – pay (more) tax in September
Phew, it’s just as well she didn’t increase taxes for working people.
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Sad news coming in that 84 children starved to death in the U.K. overnight due to their families not feeding them enough, and local foodbanks closing early. Abdul from Luton said ‘[I may well need to sell my iPhone. we need Rachel’s feed the freeloaders cash now’.
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If you work a five day week, one of those days you work to finance those claiming benefits. Over 40% of Pakistanis claim universal credit and 30% claim child benefit. They have no intention of working ever.
I have said it before, and I shall say it again.
They are filth.
Filth!
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Rachel from complaints should have resigned Wednesday evening.
She and her shower of shit party lied to the public, but more importantly, lied to the house.
Telling a porky in parliament used to be regarded as the ultimate sin.
Not any more.
Mind you, she does have nice tits.
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Turns out that allegedly the 22 billion black hole was a 4 billion surplus. If true the botch has to go with debt boy loving knight of the ring.
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It looks like Rachel has been a very naughty girl..!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/budget-2025-rachel-reeves-live-updates-b2874387.html?page=2#post-2302391
Or in other words, she and Starmski’s are lying cheating fucking twats..
DO YOU EVER FEEL YOU’VE BEEN CHEATED..!
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GENERAL ELECTION NOW..!
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