A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.
Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?
Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?
They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.
Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?
Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine
All she has in that is a pair of outsize rubber knickers, a Kit Kat and a Durex just in case she manages to find a straight Labour MP
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I was going to say a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a carton of Umbongo.
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The thought of bananas & Umbongo made me wonder just what Lammy would have in that red briefcase, if he was Chancellor.
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I could not bring myself to watch, or listen to her whining. Does anyone know if she had a gin and tonic at the dispatch box? Or has it been banned by the health police?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Morning
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Don’t know if they are related, but Jim Reeves sang “He’ll have to go”.
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Nothing to boast about I know, but I have met Jeremy Cunt. He is quite tall. That is about all I remember about from the meeting. I imagine punching him would be like punching an empty paper bag. He was Health Secretary for six years, Being virtually invisible clearly served him well.
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Rachel from Accounts? Lovely backside, shame about the budget.
Morning all.
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Am I alone in imagining Her from Complaints in gym slip and navy blue knickers administering slow hand relief?
Dirty boy. Take a cold shower.
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Er… no.
I’ve got my own thoughts on this…
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Whats in yer handbag luv?
Go open the flaps and show me whats in your red box!
A droids guide to economics
“ah, ehh, um, budget for working people ehh umm ahh tory black hole umm ahh ehh Labour manifesto ehh ummm ahhh…
Jjjjust fffffuck off
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And blame “Brexit”
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And the far right Edward
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As far as I am concerned she can shove the red briefcase up her arse.My god she deserves a personality transplant.🤦♂️
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In order to transplant, she would have to have a personality in the first place.
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True Odin 😉
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Strange one from Our Rachel From Complaints..
Most of her new taxes aren’t slated to some in until 2028/29…
Very odd for a pile of new taxes right before a General Election..
Unless they all know that they won’t be in government then so can saddle Reform(?) with sorting out yet another disastrous term in office?
So many questions…in the meantime Rach,as they used to say in wartime letters..TOKO.
Good morning.
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It looks that way Unk.
Labour always leaves a mess.
It’s got a new slogan; ‘Don’t work, shirk!’.
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“Talk about the Red Box” 😇
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A lifetime on the old PIP, knocking out kids to every Tom, DaShawn and Abdul from the comforts of your free house is obviously the only way to really prosper under a Labour government.
Oh yes, and to be an illegal immigrant of course.
Good morning.
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Good Morning
98% of people disagreed with getting rid of the 2 Child benefit cap. It is quite obvious which section of society will gain most from the abolition. If you can’t feed them don’t breed them.
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I wrote a letter yesterday to my MP with my thoughts on the budget, with a line about paying tax for Pakistani and Bangladeshi kids.
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Unless you have the good fortune to have a Reform MP Sicky, you’re in danger of getting a visit from the thought police.
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He is a conservative and not woke so I should be fine 😂
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All aboard the gravy train 🚂
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Tosser Bell and his mates pulling the strings that control Rachel’s mouth, useless cunts.
I watched some of the Martin Lewis show, he had a few clips of an interview with Rachel from complaints, the one I was interested in covered the freeze on thresholds and state pension.
In April the New State Pension will be just below the tax threshold and is guaranteed to go above the threshold in April 2027.
Martin asked her about how tax will be taken if someone only has the State Pension and no other income, the answer ‘we are working on that’, so no fucking idea
At least Rishi the suntan kid had the answer two years ago, just raise the threshold for those on state pension.
She almost hinted that it wouldn’t be taken in the example above but that would then create a two tier tax system, fucking clueless.
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Fucking clueless and totally out of her depth. That’s what you get when you give someone a job because they lied on their CV.
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I saw her asked about how the EV pay-per-mile tax would work. She said the tax would be levied on the mileage recorded during the car’s MOT. So the interviewer asked what about cars less than 3 years old that don’t need an MOT.
She hadn’t a fucking clue.
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and what about my car that spends months abroad racking up miles? Or cars that spend 99% of their time racking up miles off road?
Load of unenforceable bollocks.
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I believe it’s the case Geordie that all EVs are accessible wirelessly on the net. The mileage can be read remotely and they could for instance, switch off your car if you hadn’t paid. I doubt that she knows that though.
Does anyone know, does she drive, has she got a car?
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That’s if the ev makes it to it’s first mot without incinerating/electrocuting its driver or being written off because of damage to its underside from speed humps etc.
People being discouraged from buying/leasing ev’s is a good thing, because they’re shit.
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managed 80,000 miles in mine without coming to a smoking end. Costs me £5 to fill up or free in summer when the sun shines.
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Does anyone else see a resurgence of ‘clocking’ motors?
Or in this case, glorified milk floats.
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I concur I wouldn’t except one for free
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“In this here case are my spunk stained knickers”.
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Or, “I bet you don’t know whose prick and bollocks and in here”.
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ARE, silly me.
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“I wish there was a bomb in it, only its empty like my head”.
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Marxist rabble
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She gives me the horn.
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Me, an upside down horn.
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I watched about 5 minutes of this clown show and that was enough.
Why was Starmer almost sitting on Lammy instead of moving into the empty space left by Reeves while she stood talking tripe? Is he too thick to do this or is there another reason?
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It was brave of Ron to admit yesterday that Reeves gives him a chubby.
I know how beastly you lot can be.
Although Mrs K must be wondering about this new-found interest in growth forecasts and EV milage taxation.
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It’s true enough. she’s no oil painting, but she’s actually quite a sexy woman. Wish she’d cut her hair a bit shorter though.
As for the budget though, what a sack of cack. I think she needs to be firmly disciplined for it. I’ll do the job if needs be.
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Form an orderly queue.
I wish to make a right mess of her dispatch box.
Thank you.
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I’m just pissing about. Whatever happens, it won’t alter anything associated with me, due to me being of no use to them.
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Just found out, that D M the big fat black cunts middle name is Fuckwitt.
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Re EV charging per mile at the MOT date.
A mate of mine will be busy with his OBD Diagnostic lap top.
£££ rolling of the milk float and £££ into his piggy bank…😂
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