is a cunt.
‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale
I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.
3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.
You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.
Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Is A Kunt?
Definitely!
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This greedy shit has a great future ahead of him as a politician – imagine all those lovely “expenses” and a chance to have a go at top totty like Bridget Phillipson and Lady Nugee.
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Lady Nugee; goddess of a woman…
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Her hubby, Mr Justice Nugee, refers to her affectionately as Chivers. You know – it must be jelly cos jam don’t shake like that.
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Looks like a cunt, sounds like a cunt…
Morning all.
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Due to this cunt being black for a start, its a nonentity and know fuck all about the greedy twat. For a long while, I’ve been watching football by taking one eye off the doorkeyes and wanting the team with the least spent matches to win. I can’t get away from the fact of watching teams with all white players since growing up from the forties.
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wouldn’t hold a candle to other ex toon strikers…. Alan shearer,Malcolm McDonald,kev the perm Keegan,faustino asprilla,David ginola etc….just a bigger 💰 of cash than those, but that goes for any mediocre player these days..you don’t have to be anything special to be a millionaire now in sport ⚽🎾🎯🎱🏌️
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Apparently he’s Swedish.
He’s a buck toothed Somali stick insect.
Greedy arrogant bastard as well.
Hope the bin dippers regret purchasing the cunt.
Think they’ll find out in the coming seasons that Dick Van Dijk and Mohammed call me Mo Salah are irreplaceable and throwing money at something that belongs in a Live Aid video from 1984 isn’t going to make a blind jot of difference.
Fuck em.
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The UK, indeed the world, would be a better place if Liverpool ceased to exist.
The Gaza of Britain. Utter cunts.
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And Kemi Badenoch according to Dave Tennant
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Mind you, I wish that Tennant didn’t exist.
If only he didn’t. Streak of gnat’s piss demented woke cunt.
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Wanker
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Far too many w*gs and n’s in English football.
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How can anyone get entertained watching Ngubu and DeSantos spitting and falling over for 90 minutes is beyond me. They then have to suffer through grinning jug ears and Mr Charisma Shearer analysing and talking about it like it’s some famous Napoleonic battle rather than the complete and utter shite and bollocks it really is.
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Jug ears?? Where the fuck have you been? In a coma??
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Why, has that prick been fired now? I don’t watch TV since I refuse to pay the telly tax. I also couldn’t give a toss which group of Africans beat another group of Africans in one of the innumerous ‘cups’ that are constantly going on.
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Strangely enough, watching sweaty Africans running around spitting isn’t my cup of tea.
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Just wait till David Lammy signs for Arsenal. The pitch will be flooded with spittle, and Dawn Butler will be his ho..
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It did amuse me that the toon twats hadn’t won a fucking thing for years. until this recent tuppence ha’penny cup recently.
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Is he a Somalian.. he has got that malteaser shaped head..
“Look at me, look at me”
” I’m the bin dipper now”
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Cant find any fucks to give.
There are no Premier clubs only franchises. So why would there be loyalty?
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We had the same problem at Old Trafford several years ago.
Russian (Ukranian really, but the treacherous little fuck ‘chose’ to play for Russia) Andrei Kanchelskis. Wanted a big money move, but Fergie told him to fuck off.
Anyroad up, little Andrei goes on ‘strike’, whines about mistreatment and slavery, and his well dodgy Russian Mafia agents and his gold digging prossie Ivan slut of a wife (now coincidentally married to some other rich Russian oligarch cunt) stick their oars in. United get to the 1995 FA Cup Final. Which Everton win 1-0 (most boring Cup Final of all time). Kanchelskis gets a big money move to (you guessed it) Everton, and then poses in an Everton shirt with the cup after they beat United. The little commie cuntski shit also travelled with the United players wives for the aforementioned cup final, instead of supporting his teammates.
Kanchelskis then did the same dirty on the Evertonians. As he ‘downed tools’ to get a move to Fiorentina in Italy. A cunt for all seasons.
I would loved to have seen that Somalifilth Isak try that shit with Jack Charlton when he was as St James’ Park. Big Jack would have crippled the little bastard.
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If you are going to quote Chaucer then please use the Middle English –
“His legges longe, and lean, and skynny were,
Y-lik a staf, with no calf to be seen”.
Ezra Pound said that anyone who could not be bothered to read Chaucer in Middle English deserved to be barred from the reading of good literature forever.
Good nom though and one with which I wholeheartedly agree, whoever this cunt is as I have never heard of him.
Rant over.
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If Isak tries the ‘Rashford look’. As is the wont of all treeswinger premier league players. The ridiculous white fur coat Kojak style 70s pimp look.
Isak will look like a pipe cleaner.
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It goes without saying, now Sunderland are back, the toon can start up with the old fisticuffs instead of fighting amongst themselves.
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