is a cunt.
‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale
I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.
3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.
You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.
Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Is A Kunt?
Definitely!
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This greedy shit has a great future ahead of him as a politician – imagine all those lovely “expenses” and a chance to have a go at top totty like Bridget Phillipson and Lady Nugee.
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Lady Nugee; goddess of a woman…
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Her hubby, Mr Justice Nugee, refers to her affectionately as Chivers. You know – it must be jelly cos jam don’t shake like that.
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Looks like a cunt, sounds like a cunt…
Morning all.
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Due to this cunt being black for a start, its a nonentity and know fuck all about the greedy twat. For a long while, I’ve been watching football by taking one eye off the doorkeyes and wanting the team with the least spent matches to win. I can’t get away from the fact of watching teams with all white players since growing up from the forties.
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wouldn’t hold a candle to other ex toon strikers…. Alan shearer,Malcolm McDonald,kev the perm Keegan,faustino asprilla,David ginola etc….just a bigger 💰 of cash than those, but that goes for any mediocre player these days..you don’t have to be anything special to be a millionaire now in sport ⚽🎾🎯🎱🏌️
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Apparently he’s Swedish.
He’s a buck toothed Somali stick insect.
Greedy arrogant bastard as well.
Hope the bin dippers regret purchasing the cunt.
Think they’ll find out in the coming seasons that Dick Van Dijk and Mohammed call me Mo Salah are irreplaceable and throwing money at something that belongs in a Live Aid video from 1984 isn’t going to make a blind jot of difference.
Fuck em.
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The UK, indeed the world, would be a better place if Liverpool ceased to exist.
The Gaza of Britain. Utter cunts.
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And Kemi Badenoch according to Dave Tennant
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Wanker
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Far too many w*gs and n’s in English football.
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How can anyone get entertained watching Ngubu and DeSantos spitting and falling over for 90 minutes is beyond me. They then have to suffer through grinning jug ears and Mr Charisma Shearer analysing and talking about it like it’s some famous Napoleonic battle rather than the complete and utter shite and bollocks it really is.
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Jug ears?? Where the fuck have you been? In a coma??
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Why, has that prick been fired now? I don’t watch TV since I refuse to pay the telly tax. I also couldn’t give a toss which group of Africans beat another group of Africans in one of the innumerous ‘cups’ that are constantly going on.
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Strangely enough, watching sweaty Africans running around spitting isn’t my cup of tea.
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Just wait till David Lammy signs for Arsenal. The pitch will be flooded with spittle, and Dawn Butler will be his ho..
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It did amuse me that the toon twats hadn’t won a fucking thing for years. until this recent tuppence ha’penny cup recently.
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Is he a Somalian.. he has got that malteaser shaped head..
“Look at me, look at me”
” I’m the bin dipper now”
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