M&S (4)

 

Imagine this. You’re a 14 year old girl, out shopping with your Mum for your first proper bra. You are excited, and probably a bit embarrassed, especially as Mum has suggested you have a proper bra fitting.

Now imagine this, as you are flicking through the racks of lacy (and plain) styles, a six foot 2 transgender assistant approaches you ( the 14 year old) and asks if they can “assist” you.

The girl freaks out and insists on leaving. Mum finds out why, and unsurprisingly, complains to M&S.

Now, I’m sorry but in what universe is this OK? I get that people have a right to live as a woman, but why on earth did this cretin think offering to help a child was appropriate when even she could see it was a cock in a frock?

M&S have apologised to the mother and daughter.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

61 thoughts on “M&S (4)

  1. This kind of thing is just par for the course, let’s be honest.

    The cunt who upset the child was probably banking on any potential complainer keeping schtum for fear of being victimised by the mental mob as a ‘phobe’.

    The mother was made of sterner stuff.

    This (first 45 seconds) clip is 20 years old. I’ve always liked it. Quite harmless, by comparison to the nom .. and yet *still* the incorrectness of it is the punchline.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUw8o4_FFGw&pp=ygUWU3Bvb25zIGNvbWVkeSBza2V0Y2hlcw%3D%3D

  2. I applied to M&S to work in their lingerie section, they asked why I specifically wanted to work in the lingerie section.

    I told them I had practical knowledge of what type of lingerie gives me a stiffy and could advise ladies who wanted to get their husbands motor running.

    The said they would let me know, still waiting 😂

  3. Great to see that ISAC has attached an inclusive header pic, I am sure Sam will be pleased to have one of her tribe up there

  4. Didn’t know blokes dressed as women where allowed to work in ladies lingerie anyway. Hello is that the Supreme Court, I’ve got ..?

    The girl is going to get another shock when the mother takes her to C&A for the knickers. C is on the front for the cunt and A for arse at the stern end.

  5. As the cunt who opened fire on a catholic church in America yesterday, killing two young children, was a tran§bumder, it just furthers the evidence that all tran§ freaks are psychos and mentally deranged deviants who should be given to a modern version of Josef Mengele to be experimentent upon and butchered.
    They need removing from society forthwith and with extreme prejudice.

  6. Hmm, so Marks have “apologised” but haven’t said it will never happen again, It would seem that they are more scared of the “pressure group” reaction than they are of the customers’ reaction, and so company policy remains unaltered.
    They say there is no such thing as bad publicity, but I beg to differ, as I expect the share holders do.
    Not sure I would be any happier with a cock in a frock trying to flog me y fronts.
    mornin’ all

    • You’re right, they haven’t said that it won’t happen again. What they have said is that they want to be ‘inclusive’. Cunts.

  7. The management at M&S have lost their fucking minds. I presume the picture of the sheboon is from M&S advertising material. We won’t be shopping there.

  8. When TVs go for a job interview. On the desk should be trianglular Supreme Court notice in front of them. They will immediately get up and make a feeble excuse of entering the wrong office.

  9. I thought a law had just been hammered out to prevent this sort of shit from taking place. Especially where children are concerned.
    Fucking n0nce should be given electric shock treatment for the next ten years, or until his head explodes.
    As for M&S, go woke, go broke.

    • People seem to overestimate that ruling big time. A ruling which will be overturned again in future depending only on what way the wind is blowing at the time, I am absolutely sure. The nutjobs, as a percentile, are increasing all the time. As old cunts die and the oh-so woefully fucking stupid are coming of age. The current generation-cunt, raised on the internet? .. ain’t got nothing on the subsequent ones following behind them.

      But anyways this ruling .. it was only a proverbial band aid being used to patch over cancer in real terms.

      People reckoning that keeping those cunts that took advantage of gross stupidity out of bathrooms and changing rooms was some kind of big victory.

      That it ever got to the point it became necessary proves otherwise, to me.

      That murdering cunt dude that Thomas referred to above is still being granted the bullshit she/her descriptors in several of the articles covering what HE did.

      The pandering pricks/pussies.

  10. I didn’t know there was such a job as a “brassiere fitter” – if only I had known years ago. I wouldn’t have minded fitting Lisa Nandy’s magnificent orbs before the fucking Labourites got at her.

    It has given me an idea for an new production for Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited – “Fitting Room” – nothing kinky (i.e. no trannies) but nubile young ladies getting fitted up, having measurements taken etc. Just like one of those 1970s “Confessions” films, we will have to have a slightly over the hill lady to make it respectable, so who shall we have? – none other than Emily Thornberry who will be buying a Salvation Army brassiere – you know what that is? – it uplifts the fallen. It will be widescreen of course.

  11. M&S: Welcome to the interview. Tell us a little about yourself.

    Trans “woman”: I’m a real woman.

    M&S: Yes, of course. Now, tell us a little about yourself.

    Trans “woman”: Well, as a real woman, I like to wear lingerie.

    M&S: Ah yes, the department where you wish to work.

    Trans “woman”: Yes, and as a real woman, I like the feel of it on my cock and balls…

    M&S: erm, right…

    Trans “woman”: I would love to be able to help people experience the same. I particularly want to help women try on underwear and even touch mine.

    M&S: …well…

    Trans “woman”: I will be there for them, in the changing rooms.

    M&S: Thanknyou. We will let you know.

    Trans “woman”: Of course, as a real woman, I will shriek and rage on social media if I’m not given the job. I will instruct all transwomen to attack you, viscously criticise you, and bombard you with death threats. We demand compassion from everyone!

    M&S: How about starting on Monday?

    Trans “woman”: Let’s make it Tuesday. I’ve got a prostrate exam.on Monday.

  12. Marks and Sparks has been shit for years.

    I used to get the St Michael socks, keks and vests from their store.
    Now they flog socks with ‘Made in Turkey’ on them.

    And, the food side of it. Ocado? What sort of stupid name is that?
    I presume it’s something foreign.

    Basically. M&S is yet another British institution that has bitten the dust.

  13. I remember going to some boutique in Manchester with my mum when I was a lad.

    Crammed with fit birds and those dressing rooms where there was only half a saloon door. Ladies trying stuff on, not giving a shit about who saw what.

    Bloody loved it, me.

  14. The right to pretend you’re a woman doesn’t mean you have the right to assist pubescent girls pick underwear.

    You’re fucking delusional rejection of reality can’t be forced on everyone else. Fed up with this shit now.

    A far ugly cunt with a moustache isn’t usually a woman but there are exceptions to that rule. That aside if you have to identify as something you ain’t what you identify as.

    Cunts

  15. Men in Dresses are without any doubt sexuálly deviant mentally deranged cunts and they should,at best,be placed in a secure unit to protect innocent members of the public.

    Any business cunts thinking its acceptable to have them selling knickers are also unsuitable for society and should be closed down once their practices are uncovered.

    But to be fair,Oven the lot.

    Utter vermin.

  16. aah M&S …a once flagship institution now mostly reliant on food sales to keep afloat…I know a couple of women who work there and they both confirm the management have gone from very good to disastrous in the last decade, they are both in their 50’s and been there years so keep a discreet background stance knowing that any mutterings of discontent regarding the 🐂💩 virtue signalling from ‘da management’ would more than likely result in them looking at the situations vacant columns again…this is the M&S bra fitting service guv’nor 💋

  17. I highly doubt this freak was properly disciplined and behind the scenes the mother and daughter were branded “bigots” and “transphobes” despite the M&S arse crawling PR guff.

    • When im buying a new bra i dont go to fuckin M&S!!
      All dowdy frumpy shite like what Magaret Rutherford wears.

      An i dont take me mam either.

      I go on me own.
      And if any trannies ask me if i want help?

      ” look Bernhard if i want the help of a mentalist in bad makeup ill give you a shout but as it is im fine.
      Now fuck off and get a shave.”

      Politeness solves most problems.

  18. Some bloke trying to be a woman came up to me and my son in Gatwick Dixons last month asking if we needed help, I politely said ‘no’. My four year old son loudly said “Daddy, why is that man dressed as a women?” 😂 Not even in Starmer’s Britain could a four year old boy be done for a so called ‘hate crime’. The embarrassment for the trans was palpable and hilarious.

    • I had a similar experience with my daughter when she was seven. I bought her an ice cream in one of the CoOp local stores. Behind the counter was some androgynous mutant.

      “Daddy”, she whispered loudly and in front of said mutant, “Is that a man or a woman”.

      I couldn’t get out of the fucking store quick enough!

      • Cunt yappin’ in the canteen one time told that himself, his wife & their 2ish y.o. toddler were staying at a hotel or big b&b. Morning one, the kid is on the high chair in the communal dining place when their waiter appeared and said hello to the kid. First time the child ever laid eyes on the likes.

        Black. Jet black. One of the bluey-black ‘uns with the ‘Mars Attacks’ shaped skulls.

        A few seconds stunned silence from the kid before … WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! … and it could not be calmed down after that. Went all out hysterical, hyperventilating the works.

        Would’ve been awesome to be witness to that debacle of a scene (from any of the *other* tables in the place) …. 😄

  19. Years ago, M & S were forced to withdraw a range of girls underwear, as it was, in design, basically lingerie for women.

    This country has been going mental for yonks.

    It’s full to the brim with freaks.

    Any bloke wearing a frock is obviously a dangerous nutter who needs a stern Dirlewangering.

    Good afternoon 👍

    • Ive just been my mam and dads.
      And the street was awash with beautiful flags of st George and the union flag!

      How marvelous?!!

      It made my little shrivelled black heart swell with Patriotic pride.

      Ohh Tommy Tommy…!!!

    • There’s talk of a per mile charge for EV’s as they’ve been getting away without paying fuel duty. Obviously once the infrastructure’s in place for the electric cunts they’ll cream the rest of us.

      Abdul’s taxi will be exempt of course.

  20. Very surprised as to the reaction of the young lady. She is 14 years old I would have thought that from the age of 5 when she entered mainstream education a steady bombardment of wokery would have occurred thus disabling her reasoning ability and giving her the ability to recognise that women can have meat and two veg.
    We should all be thrilled the young lady responded the way she did, fleeing from the appalling apparition back to the safety of her mother who was not amused. Well done Mum. Events such as this restore my belief that all is not yet lost.

  21. Bra fitting of young girls is the ideal career move for Parking Stanleys. It would offer them the sort of openings they need.

    Good afternoon, everyone.

    • Simpsons of Piccadilly’s was the best, I am reliably informed. Unfortunately it closed on 1999. Sorry,

  22. OT again but hey, what the hell, no other outlet. London regional TV news item about people in London suffering terribly from the heat, want something done about it. Switch to interview with two victims, mother and daughter, no man visible. Yes, you guessed right first time, Africans.

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