Imagine this. You’re a 14 year old girl, out shopping with your Mum for your first proper bra. You are excited, and probably a bit embarrassed, especially as Mum has suggested you have a proper bra fitting.
Now imagine this, as you are flicking through the racks of lacy (and plain) styles, a six foot 2 transgender assistant approaches you ( the 14 year old) and asks if they can “assist” you.
The girl freaks out and insists on leaving. Mum finds out why, and unsurprisingly, complains to M&S.
Now, I’m sorry but in what universe is this OK? I get that people have a right to live as a woman, but why on earth did this cretin think offering to help a child was appropriate when even she could see it was a cock in a frock?
M&S have apologised to the mother and daughter.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Thought they liked it hot?
Sure they did.
Hot weather, bananas, stealing,
Benefits, stabbing, spicy chicken and crack cocaine.
Never happy are they?
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Oh an sportswear.
Cunts are mad for sportswear.
Like PE teachers.
Oh an wigs.
Love a wig they do.
Might look like Mighty Joe Young but stick a Elton John dinner lady wig on them,
Think theyre beautiful.
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Anyway, what sort of twat buys undercrackers an stuff at Marks an Spencer?
Its for dull cunts.
” got owt in leopardskin?”
No.
“Got owt in red PVC? Edible if possible”
No.
“what about something with flames on?
Got anything with flames on?”
No.
Useless.
Luckily i go commando until a washing line opportunity presents itself.
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What?
Washing line oppertunity,
Do you weave them into underpants?
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No.
If im taking the air, surveying the scenery and there,
Hanging on a washing line is a pair of nice undercrackers look about my size,
Then im over the fence and im now the proud owner of some smart undercrackers and set up for another year.
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Socks too.
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I refuse to wear those “novelty” socks though.
With Homer Simpson saying DOH!! On them.
Or christmas shite.
You can leave them on the washing line for months,
Ill not touch them.
Matter of taste.
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Oh please stop.
I’m about to pee myself laughing.
🤣🤣😂🚫
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It’s always schools, libraries, clothes shops where these she-dangles work. How come they don’t find something more appropriate like working as a miner, a roofer, coal-stoker, blacksmith, or a milkman?
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