As a bloke with an eye for a nice looking, well heeled lady and who is a people watcher, I can’t help but notice the ubiquitous presence of this female garment
Gone it seems, are the days when a woman (the type with tits and fanny Sir Keir if you’re reading this) would don some decent clobber if she was going anywhere.
A nice skirt and a pair of tights (or stockings phwoaar) used to be the norm when I was a horny youngster. Or a pair of tight Levi’s or something similar.
Anyways, fucking leggings are now the garment of choice for 98 percent of the British female population.
Don’t get me wrong because when leggings are worn by the 10 percent of the female population who can actually get away with wearing them, can look incredible. I mean, who doesn’t like looking at a nice voluptuous firm arse or a pair of inner thighs that could strangle you?
Girls that work out and take care of themselves, fair enough, wear the leggings with pride.
Unfortunately, most of the females I see in these things are the type of women who have never been near a gym and have a silhouette resembling a tin of paint which has been carelessly poured all over the pavement. You know the type. Thin legs, no arse, torso like Humpty fucking Dumpty.
There was a lass in a pair the other morning and they were flesh coloured and you could count the dimples on her arse through the stretched fabric.
What’s more is that they’re often accompanied by some bloke who obviously doesn’t give a fuck or hasn’t the heart or bottle to tell her to put something else on.
Come on fellas. Have a word eh.
Link not particularly related but highly amusing.
Nominated by : Herman Jelmet
Seconded by Lord benny:
I will definitely second that.
I have had the misfortune to study them in detail. A very fat lass in over stretched leggings dropped something in a shop. Ignoring any manual handling training she straddled her legs and bent from the waist and picked the object. At that moment I was able to view the reinforced gusset equally over stretched and white against the shiny black material giving the affect of a maggot infested minge and making the camel foot at the front much more acceptable.
To be honest my revulsion was equal to the time someone posted about split cocks on here.
Being a complete female arse enthusiast, I feel that I can contribute to this fine nomination.
Leggings ideally should be grey and the girl wearing them should have an amazing arse.
Nothing should be worn under them.
From the front a camel toe must be visible or they are not true leggings.
Spring and Autumn are the best times of the year for leggings here.
Summer is too hot.
Besides a well shaped arse I am also attracted to long, dark hair.
Hispanic girls fit the bill.
Columbinan girls have the best arses with Cubanas coming a close second.
I was lucky enough to get tickets for a Spain v Columbia football match and the shapely arses of the female away fans were amazing.
The problem with British girls and women is that they follow fashion trends.
They see some celebrities wearing leggings and they immediately think that they should buy some.
They fail to realise that they are 30 kilos overweight and leggings are not really for them.
They do the same with all other fashion items.
Wearing crop tops when they have fat guts.
Getting tattoos that don’t suit them.
Buying the wrong sun glasses for their shape of face.
Hispanic girls know what suits them and they make the most of their best assets.
They don’t follow trends.
Not all of them will wear leggings.
Of course more research is needed on this subject.
I will spend a great deal of time in my local bar next to the beach, observing.
I may report back from time to time.
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Hispanic girls pah!
There’s nothing to beat a bonny wee Scottish lassie in leggings.
Who wouldn’t want to go roamin’ through the gloamin’ with Isla?
https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1774747378563608782
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leggings in theory, are footless tights. they are meant to be worn with either a long T-shirt or under a short dress or skirt. IMO, worn without covering the arse just looks trampy.
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I’m going to have to disagree.
If a girl has a good arse then leggings should never be covered.
The arse should jiggle when the girl is walking and a monkey’s forehead should be on full view from the front.
A tight crop top with visible pokies should always be worn as an accompaniment.
You make trampy sound like a bad thing.
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Well it is.
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I also agree with Jill. As I heard a wise woman say in a discussion of women’s attire, smart is sexy.
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I’m with Jill on this one. I think the young lady above is however wearing the slightly thicker gym version, which don’t need to be covered and can therefore be worn ‘openly’…I’m sorry, I shall have to go…
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You must have noticed the size of the feet in the nom photo Hugh.
Fucking enormous!
Fake tits too.
It’s a geezer.
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@art….that being the case I’m all in favour of men in leggings, some of the proper females look horrendous 🐋
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Not safe to surmise someone’s sex from the size of their feet Artful. My wife takes a shoe size 9 and I can assure you she is definitely female.
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Should only sell them upto a size 14
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Won’t stop land whales wearing them, E, as most of them are convinced they are a size 14!
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The standard wear for BBTTs and Swamp donkeys in supermarkets
BBTTs – Belly Bigger Than Tits
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They can look ace,
Nearly crashed the van a few times when some little spunk bucket has been walking down the road and you can see her pouting Jagger👍
But. In the UK a lot of girls wear them who look like Mick mcManus wearing a scrunchy.
Ladies
Know thyself.
Hottie?
Wear whatever you like.
Minger?
Cover up.
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I almost crashed the car doing the same thing Mis, many years ago one sunny afternoon. When I looked in front again the queue had stopped and I hit the brakes hard just in time. Several cars up the queue was a police car. On hearing the squeal of tyres he turned to look behind as did all the other drivers in front of me. I of course turned and stared at the guy behind me.
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Hahahaha 😂
Once Arfur waiting at some lights a police car was dawdling at the front and i beeped him.
He glared at the bloke behind him.
Who turned with a look of disapproval at me who was grinning like the Cheshire cat😁
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Ethel pointed out one of these leggings wearers to me, a while back when we were out and about.
” Look at that ! ” she exclaimed.
” It’s absolutely disgusting ”
” Yes ” I replied, having clocked this magnificent young lady with long shapely legs and possibly the finest arse in the Northern Union,💪❤️💋 about twenty seconds before Ethel, who had now inadvertently given me wifely permission to leer in the filthiest fashion.
” It’s a bloody disgrace ” I continued.
” What must her mother think ? ” I slavered, the Python starting to pulsate as I imagined cutting a strategic hole in the leggings in order to give the young lady the most disappointing two minutes of her life 😬
Ethel cottoned on.
” All right, you can stop staring now. You dirty old bastard. You’re enjoying it too much ”
Leggings get my vote 👍👍👍
Good morning 🌞 👍
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Bet you could make a fine seafood fish stock out of Angy Rayners leggings?
Boil em for a few minutes in a pan,
Surfs up!
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Cheers Mis.
That’s my Tuna sandwich I had lined up for lunch going in the bin.
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Its similar to when trousers and jeans were the fashion in the sixties, which were worn from the hip and the amount of the wrong person wearing them was ridiculous. Short arsed fuckers wasn’t in it. Making them look like chimpanzees at a garden party.
Today’s lassies are doing something similar with arses the size of the moon that are almost sweeping the floor, with dimpled crevices the moon would be proud of.
Why not ladies wear fuck all below the waist and just spray paint yourself. It would save you having to struggle pulling them up after a piss. Its the weather for it and for me wearing sunglasses so as not to be noticed. Whilst you’re at it, do the same with the tits with a plunging neckline.
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Remember when women wore skirts? 1960s were the best. My wife wore miniskirts. And hot pants, remember those? They were my undoing really. Here I am, half a century later, skint. Two kids, three grandkids and driving a fourteen year old car.
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Just imagine Emily Thornberry in Leggings, with her salmon pink harvest festival bloomers under them.
That should stop the fashion trend in it’s tracks.
Good morning.
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O/T, but it`s refreshing to read not a single mention of the ladies` (ᶜᵒᵘᵍʰ⁻ᶜᵒᵘᵍʰ) `football` recreational kick-about yesterday. Oh, shite. Just did. Sorry.
🎈😗
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Lady’s football. In my circle Sam it’s called dykeball.
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I did some research on that Arfur, viz typed into Google lesbian football clubs. Liverpool are the leat lesbian orientated club in the country with only 64% of their squad being of the Sapphic persuasion.
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Not off topic at all Sam, one of the Spanish ladies has a magnificent arse which would look superb in leggings
https://www.reddit.com/r/AtheneaDelCastilloHot/comments/1ldvout/athenea_del_castillo/?tl=fr
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Or possibly even better on your face, Sicky, if you play your cards right.
😏
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If only Sam, if only 👍
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Apparently England 🏴 won the Furry Cup.
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Oh yeah Wanksock.
There are twats in the media (you BBC cunts) who are now saying ‘England’ now have more than one major trophy now.
No, we have but one. The World Cup from 1966.
The Tuppence Flicker Euros does not count and never will.😡
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And, any man – and there are a few – who praise the wimmins football, and actually talk about it like it is the real game are cunts of the highest order.
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On the right lass this garment is more than enough to make a vicar ride his bicycle into a hedge.
On the wrong lass it’s enough to make a gentleman join a monastery.
Good grief and Good Morning.
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They’ll be some very wet and very smelly leggings at BBC Towers today….
As numerous cunts frig themselves to exhaustion over the ‘Lionesses’ Euros win yesterday.
The reaction though. Seriously. You’d think it was 1966 and the Moon Landing combined.
The Beeb will smell like the grease traps at Grimsby Fish Market now.
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The amount of bums on show for those Oasis gigs at Heaton Park was something to see.
Too hot for leggings, so it was skimpy shorts for most of the young ladies going to the concerts.
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