Dead Pool [364]

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CDKBY4 Mar. 15, 2011 – Baton Rouge, LA, USA – Television evangelist Jimmy Swaggart breaks down in tears on televised sermon as he confesses his relationship with a prostitute.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude would be the much celebrated but also controversial pentecostal televangalist and gospel singer .Swaggart died today aged 90 and had been in hospital following a cardiac arrest last month at his home.He ran a telecast on US TV for 54 years sold 15 million rwcords and wrote over 50 books on Christianity.He has was also behind the SonLife radio show broadcast across the States.He is best remembered though for his love of prostitutes being caught with them at least twice in the 1980s and 1990s.When first caught he burst into tears during his I have Sinned Speech only to do it again.Swaggart is survived by his wife of 72 years , his son and several granchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his cousins Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley.

On to Dead Pool 364

The  rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)Nominations must be famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

 

 

32 thoughts on “Dead Pool [364]”

  1. Thinkin’ ’bout th’ baby Jayzus…. 😭

    Putin
    Joe Biden
    Rudy Giuliani
    John Astin
    Rosemary West

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  4. It was THE LORD who told me to lick and consume the DEVIL`s juices out of that 13-year-old`s vagina !! !
    Thence I came.
    (Jimmy Swaggart).
    😶

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    • Apologies for the above deviation. Back to business … My list …
      1. Cliff (The Antichrist) Richard.
      2. Jeremy (cunt in denial) Vine.
      3. Michelle (who, me?) Mone.
      4. Any hip-hop, rapper (doesn`t matter about the colour).
      5. Leo Sayer, Robbie Williams or any other chimp-like talentless twat who thinks they are fucking great but doesn`t realise they are a cunt.
      🍌🙌🏿

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  10. Dame Julie Andrews
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruickshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Roy Hattersley
    Tom Lehrer

    I would like to say RIP Jimmy but with a couple of whores on top of you there probably won’t be a lot of peace. Mind you, St. Peter can probably spot a fraud a mile from the pearly gates so he will probably make sure they are locked.

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  12. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    It’s a massacre!

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  17. Congratulations Shaun.
    Renée Richards
    Len Deighton
    Desmond Morris
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Paul Biya (President of Cameroon)

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    • Beloved puy-pul of ma church, dig deep, tek dat money and give to Christ. He daad fer y’all. Ah say, grab your TV set and feel da luurrve of Jay-zus, grab dat TV, grab dat money and give, give, give! Jay-zus lurrved watchin’ TV….Now pay-pul ba tha power o’Chrii-ist, y’all gotta giiiive, giiive, GIIIIVE!

      Via my accountant, ob-viouslay.

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