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are cunts and a bag of shit, lost a rather good bike from out side my property, as soon as reported it, took a further seven days for
their response.

I gave them some cctv footage of suspect in the early hours of the morning, not a shit of good, didn’t even follow it up, I uploaded the footage, still no investigation. I know there are different levels of policing but just don’t give a shot. We are screwed the way thing are going.

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59 thoughts on “British Police”

  1. With you all the way on this Brickshithouse.

    When pie keys broke into my Land Rover and nicked a load of gear in broad daylight, plod did fuck all, despite close up CCTV footage. ☹️

    It was one of eighty odd thousand crimes not investigated or properly recorded by Greater Manchester Police, who are fucking useless.

    The same force, who some employees of, described victims of parking stanley rape gangs as slags.

    James Anderton must be turning in his grave.

    Good morning 🌞 👍

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  2. Come off it Brickshithouse, were you misgendered? Are you of an ethnic minority and were you racially abused? Was it a hate crime?

    Of course not. So stop bothering the Police. They’ve got more important things to be getting on with.

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    • In one.

      B’house should have put on a wig and said he was known as Shirley.Half a dozen plod would have been around in five.

      And yes, sitting in front of a screen, chomping biscuits, looking for hurty words, is very important work to be getting on with.

      Morning all.

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    • Your links not working Harold.

      But in a fine bit of detective work that’s akin to Lt Colombo and beyond Greater Manchester Police i surmised its the bloke who kicks down stone stacks on Mam Tor because idiot tourists make them by nicking bits of drystone wall?

      He has my support. 🇬🇧

      As you were.

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  4. The police force is broken.
    Like the justice system
    Like the NHS
    Like our borders
    Like… Well pretty much everything.

    Problem is, society cant function without a police force.

    Ducky marxist top brass
    Fat pride dancers on the frontline.

    Its needs reform like everything in this fuckin country.

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    • The only thing the government are actually good at are letting in Um Bongos and relieving us of our fucking money to pay for the privilege of so many guests.

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      • Morning Thomas 👍

        Nope. Ive been busy lately,
        Got missus miserables birthday this coming Tuesday, the van in the garage for some welding Saturday, and thats all covered,
        So i made the executive decision that in 30degree heat im not taking any bookings,
        Too fuckin hot for humping furniture up and down stairs.

        And my labourer was limping yesterday.
        Assume its his way of hinting hed like a day off.

        So a day of leisure 👍

      • And they say that the Spanish are lazy.

        If I took a day off when it was 30 degrees I wouldn’t work for 8 months of the year.

        Sort yourself out.

  5. Last week i was pulled over by the police and they checked my documents and my vehicle was roadworthy.

    They checked a honest white business man and pillar of the community whilst filthy immigrants gather at school gates and feral scum in balaclavas ride off road bikes like something out of Mad Max?

    Disgrace.

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    • You’re just annoyed because they confiscated your long flashing mac, binoculars and lightweight extendable ladder.

      You’re a disgrace 😁

      And having a day off just because it’s a tad warm ?🙄

      No wonder we lost the bloody Empire 😔

      This just won’t do.

      Now get that van out on the road.

      There’s a good gentleman 😂

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      • Morning Jack👍

        I can work in the cold with a big smile on my face.
        Minus 5?
        Im whistling😊

        But this heat makes me weepy.
        Im. thinking of hiring a immigrant to follow me around on jobs with a sun parasol?

        And investing in a nice smart pith helmet.

        The Stanley Baxter of the removals industry.

      • Bloody good show Geordie 👍

        Back. When the British had backbone and a big set of knackers thatd make them swagger like Liam Gallagher.

        Those flipflop wearers knew we meant business back then.

  6. Bobby on the beat now replaced with slobby on the keyboard…over 6ft coppers now replaced with midgets…hard line inspectors turned into woke wet activists … burglary investigations now a shrug of the shoulders…shop theft considered a national sport…hurty words more serious than mugging…vile abuse of white girls by the chosen one’s all box ticked for ‘community cohesion’ 🤐 … safeguarding your community 😆

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      • “This is an absolutely disgusting act fuelled by sickening racist and far-right attitudes,” said Colm Gildernew, Sinn Féin’s assembly member for Fermanagh and South Tyrone.

        in all seriousness Jack, what the fuck has happened to the Shinners.

        they used to thrive on racism, was part of the culture.

      • and furthermore…

        For those of you not blessed speaking Gaelic, the expression “Sinn Fein” means “we ourselves”.

        So these MPs are completely taking the piss, should be sued or something

      • but now I think about it, there is a bit of a trend developing.

        Conservatives – don’t conserve anything, just privatise it and sell it off to foreigners.

        Labour – want everyone on benefits

        Liberal Democrats – actively seek to overturn the result of a free and fair referendum

        ay this rate, the much anticipated “Islamic party” will probably be pro-Israel

    • Lovely, nice to see some people are highlighting what the vast majority of Brits think about the fucking invasion, I watched the fucking Starmer and Macron press statement. Could have happily smacked the pair of them with a baseball bat.

      Point of Order, how come Robert Peston can speak normally in French but not English 😂

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      • I agree Soi. How the fuck did he develop such a ghastly stilted delivery? When he appears on the screen I dive for the mute button.

  8. The irish have impressed me no end of late.

    Rioting against asylum seekers and burning out their rats nests,
    Bonfires with migrant boat effigies on top,

    Theyre trailblazers.

    But once i was moving some irish builders, theyd fly over for a job and their firm would pay me to take them to a rented house.

    They were nice lads, from a rural community.
    One told me he was shocked how here there was no respect for the elderly.
    He said if some youth was being a cunt,
    Hed have a warning off the older blokes in the village.
    This behaviour carried on?
    A fuckin good kicking.

    He repeated his uproar?
    He had a fatality.

    Justice.
    Gotta respect that.

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    • you’re not wrong Mis, at least, it was like that once, not sure now as I’ve too many ties left in the auld sod.

      My mam is still there and in her 80s. When she comes over every now and again to see the weens, she cannot help dishing out impromptu street justice to any vandals, hooligums, loiterers, mouth-breathers, cock-eyed wastrels and generally loud swarthy types.

      she’s even given one or two a smack.

      perfectly normal

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      • God bless mams eh Mickey?

        ,was at mine yesterday and my dog sniffed out the box of custard tarts the labourer was holding.

        I said he could give it ‘ a bit’
        He handed it a full custard tart which she started to bury in a expensive sheepskin rug.

        My. Mam “whats the dog doing?”
        “hey stop that!”

        MNC “sorry mum he gave her a custard tart”

        My mam turned glaring at my helper

        Mam “KNOBHEAD!!”, 😂

  9. Like the NHS, the Fatso’s blame lack of funding for their inability to do their job.
    But it’s not just because of inability.
    It’s because of a lack of will.
    Chief constables, police associations and many of those on the beat are more than happy with the leftie, two tier status quo.
    Mostly because it makes their jobs easier as they avoid making waves on the way to a gold plated pension in their early 50s.
    And of course, many believe the woke doctrine that all indigenous brits are shitbags and white victims of crime are a massive inconvenience.
    Money won’t solve it.
    A fucking almighty kick up the arse might.

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  11. I think it depends on where you live in the country. Big cities don’t give a toss. Living in London, I had my back wheel stolen from my bicycle in Hackney centre within minutes of locking it up. Went to the once famous police station there (which as since closed down and was later laughably taken over by squatters they couldn’t remove) and they did fuck all about it, even though cctv was everywhere.

    Now living in a small town on the coast, a spate of kids knocking on doors was dealt with quickly with clips round the earhole. Then had officers visiting me occasionally to find out how I was.

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  12. They aren’t interested unless you tweet something about not giving a shit if hotels full of migrants are burnt down…… then you are in big trouble.

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  13. Priority cases should be dealt without haste, but the police are on to minor offences like a ton of bricks. There’s one offender whose been continually braking the law and I’ve repetitively told them who it is and they’ve done fuck all about it, even though they know were he lives, but they say he’s never in. This WanKeir needs to be put away before he does anymore damage.

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  15. The problem with the police and many other organisations is they skip the ethics of progression through the ranks and go for degree entry.
    This normally means that someone who has spent their formative years shielded from reality and the world is put in a position to run an organisation that they are not necessarily suited to do so.
    The implication of targets (so today we will concentrate on hate speech, the guardian says it is rising) that are concentrated on whilst neglecting more genuine concerns.
    The problem is, the Masses are normally quiet and have the motto “mustn’t grumble” and the odd one who does speak out is branded an agitator and a problem, only so the overpaid twat in office can keep their job.
    Thing is in 1998 chatham house wrote a paper on a British army group that were sent to Brazil to study how the slums and affluent areas co exist without conflict, so HMG saw this coming.
    The answer by the way was a large concrete ditch, private security with machine guns and a big wall.
    That seems to be the way we are going.

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    • We isacunt chums can get away with whatever we want to say, without being caught. Its only getting things off our chest when it boils down to it. We must be more wide spread than at the beginning, but I don’t mind so long as I get my say.

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      • That’s why its .com

        Avery long time ago somebody said something on here about someone else.
        That somebody else knew only a very close group of people were privy to that information and someone ended up with plod on their doorstep.

        that is ancient history, but there are maybe a few left here who remember it 😉

  16. The whole fucking cuntry is broken.
    How many of those East Europeans in Leeds were imprisoned for that riot?…..

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  17. Our local cops are worse than useless. A few weeks ago a relative had her car vandalised, the window was smashed, the door damaged and a makeshift molotov cocktail was hurled into the passenger foot-well, presumably in an attempt at arson.Thankfully the car didn’t burn out.

    She had parked it on a side street near to a hospital as she had symptoms of a minor stroke and wanted to avoid the rip-off hospital parking charges. The hospital kept her in for three days. She was discharged, walking with a stick, to be confronted by this mindless damage.

    I took photos and called the 101 non-emergency number. It took almost an hour before I could speak to anyone. Eventually they said they wouldn’t send anyone to attend the scene as we had no witnesses and there was unlikely to be any useful evidence they could use, complete waste of fucking time.

    Didn’t really surprise me though. I had lost any confidence in the pigs to target criminals 5 years ago after crossing a quiet, empty road. 30 seconds later I was detained by a cop in a patrol car who proceeded to reprimand me for not using a pedestrian crossing 200 yards further up.

    WTF!? Since when has it been a crime to safely cross a road in this country?

    Anyway, the cop’s unnecessarily aggressive attitude left me in no doubt that if I didn’t beg forgiveness and promise NEVER to do such a heinous thing again I’d swiftly find myself face down on the tarmac with my hands cuffed behind my back and his knee firmly planted on my neck.

    Anyway, after a lot of “yes officer, no officer, three bags full, officer” I was allowed to continue on my way.

    Can honestly say I have never had a single satisfactory interaction with the pigs, they never fail to disappoint.

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    • they are cunts.

      My first education in this was the RMP, who would fall over themselves to nail a squaddie on a charge, no matter how small and twatty.

      I’ve recently been caught speeding in a 30mph zone by one of their vans, which was literally parked underneath the sign for 50mph.

      How bad faith is that!

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      • Yep, the motorist is easy meat.

        The cops were pretty quick to nab me when I missed a sign while turning the wrong way out of a junction.

        Nobody was hurt, nobody was even alarmed, no property was damaged or lost, there was no victim of my ‘crime’.

        But they still saw fit to fine me the equivalent of a fortnight’s wages when I was a young apprentice trying to buy my first house.

      • I nicked the RMP flag in BFPO38 they were really pissed off about that😂

        also the RAC OT wing flag from Catterick
        😉😉

        such a chirpy young chap I was

    • any consolation I was held for 3 hours separate from my wife in a police station after a drunk driver almost hit our car and crashed into another.
      I made a citizens arrest and may have hurt his feelings, the police needed to know if he was ok with being dragged out of his car by an angry dwarf.

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    • I’d have reported him, having had a similar experience some years ago.

      I got an apology from the chief constable ( well, he signed the letter), and the cunt got an official reprimand on his record.

      Just because they’re in uniform doesn’t mean they can’t be an utter cunt.

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  18. I see from the trial footage the two pakis up for assault gave a ginger wimmin copper a smack in the beak..

    She fell on the floor and started crying.

    If the paki had a knife she’d not be crying as she would be dead.

    That’s the Police in Modern Britain.

    Dear me.

    Good morning.

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  20. The right to bear arms should never have been taken away from law abiding British subjects.
    Owning firearms was made illegal relatively recently. We could own them up until the early 1900s. If Reform get in ,Nig should reinstate the right for all law abiding citizens immediately.
    Look at Switzerland, Austria, Estonia and Finland. More relaxed g un laws than the USA but almost unheard of crime involving them.
    Gee I wonder why?
    Answers to : Coconuts go Bananas,
    PO Box 666,
    Lonstabistan.

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