Nick Frost is a cunt, isn’t he.
After years of sucking off Simon Pegg for bit-parts in shit British films as the token, gurning, fat bloke to make Pegg look funny, this barely-talented turd has his own “comedy” sitcom airing. It’s about a supermarket that hires a tråns-woman. Every other ‘token’ box has been ticked, naturally.
He’s also scheduled to play Haggrid, the fat, feral caveman in the forthcoming Harry Potter TV series. After being berated and slaughtered by the compassionate tråns mafia, he had a pop at J.K.Rowling and mumbled something about “chance to educate ourselves”, before cashing the large cheque.
Zombie film – fat, unfunny bloke
Alien film – fat, unfunny bloke
Police film – fat, unfunny bloke
Harry Potter – fat, unfunny bloke
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Is he quare? Bunny might know.
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If the folk from ISAC made a supermarket-based sitcom featuring darkıes of all stripes, benders and tran§bumder freaks, it would be undoubtedly the funniest progtam ever created.
Wasn’t there a program featuring Bruce Forsyth as a supermarket manager?
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“Thomas, one of the Stanley’s has just done a shit on the floor again”
“Clean up on aisle 3!”
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“Ahmed, I don’t give a flying fuck about your ‘unclean’ excuses, just refill the sausage allocation in the fridge.”
His boss would be Jewish.
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Aren’t they all
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We could call it ‘Aisle be fucked!’
Set in a fictional supermarket chain Painsburys.
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Yes it was called Trippers Day,it was a second series, as it had started out in series one with the great Leonard Rossiter in the title role and he died before the planned second series was recorded. Brucie finished it off, though, as he was frankly far less funny. It was no Rising Damp, but still a damned sight funnier than today’s rubbish,’
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Yes there was Thomas. It was called Slinger’s Day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZZ0em47z6o
Cheers – IY.
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He’s the person used on public information films, if you want the general public to completely ignore the message.
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I blame the covids. Ever since, all the really funny people have been dead.
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Well, Kweer Rodney is still with us, providing hours of camp knockabout fun. His latest “One in- one out” scheme for getting rid of illegal immigrants is his latest comedy, but nobody is laughing
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It will come as absolutely no surprise to fellow members of The Cunting Authority that this fat cunts wife divorced him many years ago.
She probably grew very tired of rummaging through his sweating rolls of excess flesh.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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This frosty cunt would go down well in hamshankland, with laughter tracks. About as funny as bearded fat cunt.
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A sitcom set in a supermarket. Every other ‘customer’ is a hoodied effnik who nonchalantly walks out unopposed carrying armfuls of stolen food. It’s all on CCTV but the fatties are too busy painting their nails in Greggs to investigate.
It’ll be a scream.
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What’s the show called Geordie,do you know?
I want to track it down, it sounds like an absolute hoot.
Morning all.
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I’ve always thought this nonentity had some embarrassing incident that occurred during their childhood and that’s why he appears in everything Pegg dreams up. Unless he simply feels sorry for the talentless cunt.
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He looks like he grew up on a pig farm in the backhills of kentucky.
And was first to suckle at his mamas six nipples.
Simon pegg probably blocks his calls saying hes to busy on set of Mission Impossible.
Who is it Simon?
Oh just someone i used to know Tom.
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Ps
If hes ever accussed of inappropriate behaviour or unwanted sexual advances id like to write the headline
A Touch of Frost
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Hes clearly all wrong for the part.
Stick on beard
Not burly
Not even tall
Hes more suited to play Quasimodo or something.
Im the obvious choice.
And im better looking than this gargoyle or that tub of shite Robbie Coltrane.
And i wouldnt cave in to the woke cunts.
Id double down.
Insult them and say how trannys should be in a mental asylum and wear a electric tag.
Id be loyal to JK and her lovely money and massive tits.
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One can only imagine your working relationship with the sootıe that Warner Brothers rather unwisely hired to play the race-swapped Professor Snape in the upcoming series.
It’s going to be funny when Harry Potter’s dad lynches him, as he did in one of the novels.
“Totalis Nıggarmundo”!
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Oh wed get along splendidly im sure.
Id come into my dressing room and hed of finished shining my boots,
Id say
“well done Bingo!”
And pat his woolly head
” be a good boy and fetch me my crumpets Bingo,
I could eat a scabby horse!
And some of that delicious jam Meggy Markle sent us”
Later after filming Bingo would climb inside the hollow heavy bag suspended from the ceiling and id burn of my energy throwing hard hooks and big haymakers into the leather ignoring the occasional grunt from Bingo.
After i could barely lift my arms id say
” all done Bingo.
You can get out now.
Be a good chap and fetch me a towel.
And stop lollygagging you lazy beggar”
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This useless article is completely void of any talent whatsoever. Its not as though he appears in anything I like, but it does intrigue me into what it is I can’t see. I’m misty-fide. Will have to leave it at that.
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Hot Fuzz was the only decent thing this cunt was in, Hot Fuzz if you haven’t seen it is a documentary about the West Country!
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Will he have to be re inflated to play Haggrid, maybe not Haggrid has been on a high protein weight loss diet to unburden the NHS.
Harry Potter was shite, unless you are under10 years old.
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Imagine being stuck on a desert island with him and fat Corden 😩….mind you when the crazed cannibalism takes over you’d be well supplied for many a year …frost a la blubber,Corden flambé, and ready made bowls to eat it from…both their empty 🧠 cavities
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Your fuckin joking arent you mr Gelerd?!
Frost and Corden would be arguing over who eats your skinny arse before youd even got to the island.
Probably watching you sunning yourself in a dexkchair aboard the cruise ship.
Already with napkins tied around their meaty necks and clutching knives and forks in their chubby mitts.
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@mnc…. right who’s spreading rumours I’ve got a skinny arse😖
Someone been peeping through their laptop/phone camera 🤳📸 you bunch of toolmakers sons 🪚…. anyway the fat cunts would be out of breath 🫁 trying to get me in the 🍲
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I don’t understand how these cunts are so thick.
Rowling is a hard core feminist.
These cunts expect feminists to accept that men in dresses automatically become women and not only that they then overrule the other type of women, you know the ones without penis’s. (Yep, one of the actually funny things said by Gervais.)
It’s like a Rabbi identifying as an imam and demanding to be put in charge of the Kaaba.
Nick Frost has no understanding of the issue, it’s on the list of ‘causes’, so he gets behind it.
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This is a good nom,
But cant help thinking that it should also be for that woke cunt Simon Pegg too.?
.at the end of the day hes Frosts owner.
Like shouting at a guide dog for shitting on your lawn.
Its really the blind fucker whos to blame.
Take off those fuckin sunglasses and pick up your dog shit.
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https://is-a-cunt.com/2023/01/simon-pegg-2/
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Cheers Geordie 👍
Nice to read that.
Fiddler
Miles Plastic
RuffTuff
Poor Moggie
Moggie shouldnt of left.
Should of fought his ground,
Told people to fuck off.
He was a good poster.
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Agreed.
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Twat,twat,wanker nuff said
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Never heard of the cut. Not bovvered what it does, doesn’t affect me.
Looks a cunt anyway.
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He`s a fine figure of three men.
🍕
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He has a face that resembles a large pair of hairy, human bollocks.
Good afternoon.
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Id like a role in Harry Potter.
Your quids in! £££
But you have to be a little stage school arsebandit from London.
Or a sooty apparently.
I would of liked to of been Ron weasels abusuve stepdad.
Thatd of been a good storyline.
Id never tire of backhanding that ginger Rupert
Do it for free.
Method actor i am.
Kick him down the stairs.
Hard to play quidditch when youve got a dislocated leg.
Id struggle with all the time waiting around on set though.
Take a Black widow catapult
Ping a few ball bearings off Harrys glasses😁
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Reading that Simon Pegg classic earlier, I have a bone to pick with you, MNC.
Criticising Fred West?
You fucker!
He’s a hero on my subterrenean lodgings enthusiast forum.
I have a large mural of him painted on the largest wall of the love dungeon, looks a bit like a wiry-haired Che Guevara.
It’s the first thing my guests see when the choloform wears off.
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Sorry Thomas, i know Freds a hero in the West Country 😂
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Ive been to Gloucestershire a few times on removals.
I quite like it.
Somerset too.
Although they could do with more hills and peaks.
I particularly liked that wookey hole,
They found archaeological evidence of cannibalism there you know?
Which adds credence to the theory that sooties built Stonehenge
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Fred was really good at digging. Would have pulled the foundations for my extension in half a day. Probably.
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I remember Rose west in Readers wives before she was first lady of Gloucestershire.
With her tits flopped out looking puzzled
Like she was thinking on a general knowledge question.
Whats the capital of Lithuania?
Open your legs luv an show us yer growler
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Ps
For those racking their brains the capital of Lithuania is Vilnius.
I felt a bit Vilnius looking at Roses sad titties
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