Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 358 by picking the Former Uruguayan President Jose Mujica known as “Pepe” who has died aged just seven days before his 90th Birthday.Mujica was a guerilla fighter who served 14 years in Prison before becoming a senator then cabinet minister in Uruguay.He assumed the Presidency in 2010 and served a 5 year term and was recognised by Guinness World Records as the poorest president in the world using his 1987 clapped out blue beetle whilst in office and donating his salary to charity.He was also a farmer and lived in a small farmhouse unlike most world leaders.
On to Dead Pool 359
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)You must nominate a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Warren Buffett
Nancy Olson
Annette Crosbie.
Nice work Shaun.
0
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Henry Winkler
William Shatner
0
Esther Rantzen
Gerry Connolly
Stanley Baxter
Cardinal Estanislao Esteban Karlic
James Whale
1
Shaun, can you pick me because I’ve had enough.
2
20 grand?
0
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Cleo Laine
Willie Nelson
Patula Clark
0
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Renée Richards
Dave Scott (astronaut)
1
Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
0
Jimmy Page
Noddy Holder
Mary Berry
Bill Cosby
Justin Bieber
0
Good darts Shaun of the Dead…pool
0
Coke Zelensky
Coke Macron
Coke Mertz
Coke Starmer
The last three nearly had heart attacks on a train but managed to wipe the table clean cause Zelerensky has plenty of supplies, so all sat shocked, smiles that they couldn’t hide.
2
Clint Eastwood
Sophia loren
Beast of Bolsover
Billy connelly
Bruce willis
1
In again Shaun.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Jane Morgan
Ray Anthony
Maggie Kirkpatrick
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Paul Stookey
David Blunkett
Good darts Shaun
0
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Sammy Gravano
Skinny Joey Merlino
Gene Gotti
1
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
1
Wrong avatar name, fuken predictive text.
0
Well done Shaun
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Dame Julie Andrew’s
Alan Bennett
Roy Hattersley
1
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
David Attenborough
June Lockhart
James “Jim” Lovell
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Shaunie.
0
Can I just pick one?
Cliff ‘colostomy bag toting, Op YewTree dodging, k*ddie fiddling chutney ferret’ Richard
0
A true man of the people. We’ll never get anyone with that level of humility….
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Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Lindsay Wagner
Bill Clinton
2
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Danny DeVito
Harrison Ford
Shirley Bassey
Michael Fish
Joe Bugner
0
David Irving
James Ivory
Ken Livingstone
Petula Clark
Vera Miles
0
Buzz Aldrin
Imelda Marcos
Raul Castro
George Soros
Eva maire saint
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
0