is a cunt.
He looks like a baby Frankenstein
He’s a puff
He’s a mentalist
And a snotty little twat.
Now I liked the Velvet Underground.
Did some good stuff.
Don’t like that little sword swallower and soup can painter Andy.warhol.
And Lou Reed kissed his arse.
Reed hung around with tranny’s and junkies and is the type of pretentious twat.who.wears sunglasses in a nightclub.
I’ve always suspected he’s Boris Karloffs illegitimate son?
The little zipperneck.bumboy.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Did Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show base his look on this album cover (Transformer)?
You’d have to give him some leeway for the video of “No Money Down”, where he tears his face apart:
https://youtu.be/XiyX70ZqsVQ?si=99tisSOkUmQD3oH_
And, at the end of day, at least he isn’t Bono!
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Morning Thomas👍
Lou was always getting upset about minor things,
Like most gaylords he was dramatic and bitchy.
You didn’t turn up for his party
You forgot his hamsters birthday
You wore the same t-shirt as him.
Etc
I’d upset him within 5 minutes of meeting him.
The little flamer.
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I have never heard of him.
Next?
Good morning
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Me neither WC. I’m told he’s long dead.
Anyone else spot that Stacey Dooley claims to be a pikey? That and an upbringing in Luton explains everything. Like Andrew Tate.
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We used to call him the ‘slash your wrist’ merchant. Because listening to his music made you feel like slashing your wrists …
Never did rate him.
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Responsible for more leapers off buildings with his depressing Berlin album….’hello, Samaritans can I help’….. fucking lou reeeed’
Cheers up 😁
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It seems he lived with a Mexican tranny during the 70s.
A dirty business indeed.
Naturally the tranny died of The AIDS and Reed died of shame it appears.
All rather unfortunate,the deranged cunts.
Good morning.
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Pop him in your oven please UT
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Was in a room in 2011 when this cunt walked in. Whoever I was talking to said so. I didn’t even bother to look around to see.
Set your ‘sleb standards and stick to them, folks.
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Any cunter who thought this looked uncannily similar to this sentence re : Marianne Faithful
(“I was in the same room as her once, in 2011”)
https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/02/two-tier-justice/#comment-886695
… would be correct. Same situation, same night it turns out. The room in question was the Fillmore ballroom in San Francisco .. part of a week of shows where Metallica were pulling any cunt relevant to the previous 30 years releases up on stage …
Reed was the lowpoint. Dave Mustaine playing half the Kill ’em All album on Sat 10th was frikken’ awesome!
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Lou had some decent songs but was a next level degenerate.
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We have Lou Reed and David Bowie to thank for the gender-bending, tranny bullshit we’re subjected to today.
On the other hand, they produced some of the finest music ever to grace a plastic platter.
Reed’s greatest hits, imo:
“I Heard Her Call My Name” and “Sister Ray”
For those two tracks alone I forgive him everything.
Except shaving his legs.
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I don’t forgive him.
He was a Shameless poseur.
Buddhist nuff said.
He did that fake martial art Tai chi.
And wore sunglasses in the dark.
As a youth he was depressed and his dad kindly got him electro convulsive shock therapy,
Where sulking types are strapped down and given a electric shock to cheer them up.
Was he grateful?
No.
Claims his dad did it as punishment for him being ducky.
So we can add ingratitude to the list.
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Morning MNC.
Fair enough.
Weren’t aware of any of that shite.
Lost interest in Lou Reed after the “Transformer” album.
Fuck him.
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Who’s next MNC?
Neil Young?
John Denver?
Leonard Cohen?
Billy Joel?
Huey Lewis?
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On another note, what is it with certain men of a certain age and patchouli oil?
Bloke yesterday – hair like Lovejoy, short-sleeved floral shirt unbuttoned one button too many, necklace/pendant thing, chunky gold bracelet, strong smell of patchouli oil.
Is it a mid-life crisis thing?
My good lady said don’t you think of doing that when you get older.
Might do it just to wind her up. Turn into and ageing David Coverdale.
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Yes.
One of those suckers.
I’ve got a nom pending for gurning thespian and bread prostitute Robert deniro.
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Sometimes you knock an artist and declare you think they’re ‘shite’ … and an afficionado of said artist will tell/explain/lecture you on why you’ve got it wrong about the painting(s) or songs, lyrics, whatever.
Here’s some recorded & released Lou Reed lyrics. Anyone care to enlighten me as to the genius element?
“Blood in the foyer, the bathroom,
The tea room, the kitchen
And knives splayed
I swallow your sharpest cutter
Like a colored man’s dick
Blood spurting from me
Blood spurting from me”
From the whore’s abortion of an album that was Lulu, a collaboration with Metallica (him : the words, them : the sounds) .. the absolute nadir of that bands 40+ years releasing music, by a long way.
Someone reworked one of the songs by removing Reeds warbling vocal ramblings, and replacing them with Grampa Simpson yapping senile non-sequiters ripped from the show, for 5 minutes.
The latter was WAY better than the former.
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Take a walk on the wild side..! Sort of sums up city life in GB today…🤬
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Musical tastes are a personal thing.
Good night, ladies.
🎺
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For me it’s personal.
Fuck him.
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Calm down, MNC, you angry sausage.
Listen to Bastard Harry`s link further down – it`s a Sunday Morning.
😴
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Subbtle, Sam. Last track, side 2, and Transformer is one of the best albums of the 70s.
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He copies the real ‘Man in Black’ with his monochrome look. His ‘Perfect Day’ involves a ‘Ring of Fire’, allegedly.
Good Morning, everyone and Happy Easter.
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He seems like the kind of person that is fascinated by, plays with and gets sexually aroused by his own poo.
I find his degenerate behaviour appalling.
The dirty cunt.
Good morning and Happy Easter.
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Praised as a great song writer.
Let’s not forget the inspirational lyrics of Take a Walk on the Wild Side.
And the colored girls go
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo
Cunt.
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Coloured girls?
RAAAAACIST
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Now now, Geordie – don`t be so vicious.
I`m a coloured girl & I go “doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo” all day long.
And at least it`s not Rolf Harris, who loved to blow `didgeridoos` now and then.
🥳
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The Velvets, along with Hawkwind, got me through the early 70’s.
He is dead, why don’t pick on the plethora of living weirdo cunts who keep appearing on the Teey fucking vision?
Good morning-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RDF0dkjyEM&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
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You may of been in love with him but I thought he was a utter cunt.
When he died I celebrated with a packet of crisps (cheese & onion)
And scratched a few copies of Transformer in HMV.
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O/T but relevant for Easter.
Just got in from walking the dog. She caught and devoured a rabbit and I had to unravel its intestines from her spaniel ears.
Happy Easter Bunny Day to all.
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Eurrghh … bunny bits hangin` round your pooche`s lugs. Did you save the bits for a delicious stew later?
🍲
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As Christ remarked while nailed to the cross,
“What a way to spend Easter…”
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🐰
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Never took to the cunt. Take a Walk on the Wild Side ? Just carry on walking.
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Great nom.
Most great artists have a cunty/dark side.
Off the top of my head:
Pablo Picarsehole
Richard Wagner
Fatty Arbuckle
Gary Glitter
Adolf Hitler
Muhammad Ali
Cliff Richard
Roy Castle
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Guten Morgen, Scheißkuchen !!!
A `dark side`?
I think you mean Hermann Göring, he was partial to bit of make up.
💄
Frohe Ostern euch allen !
🍳
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Why what was Roy Castles dark side?
Tap dancing?
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Could have been, because it was certainly Sammy Davis Junior’s.
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Passive smoking.
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Yes, Mis. Dancing on a tinbox-lid on a pub-bar, with a lit candle inside.
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I heard arse-nil signed him, thinking it was rocastle.
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Came as an interruption, when the Pop scene was flourishing in our own country.
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I’ve read on the loo, that’s about it.
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At the moment, I’m enjoying the sanity that’s finally prevailed in women’s rights, to being the only genuine article to have ever been.
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It’s no win at all, Sammy, that it had to come to this….
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Just preferring to the nonsensical wokery of it all.
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Without the P.
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It’s a step up from a week ago, ok, but still beyond pathetic in any big picture.
Did I read it took 88 pages to soft-soap a basic fact to the deranged proportion of the public, who will no more accept it than a cunt like Barrymore accepts blame for anything?
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It will help women to get back to normal when wanting to use the toilets and ladies places, now men are band with their sheet of paper.
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I take your point Cuntemall, but at the end of the day I think it must be a positive sign. It’s not so long ago when you could have bet the house that the judges would have delivered the opposite verdict.
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True, both. Sam & Arf.
‘They’re kissing Trumps hole for a trade deal’ crossed my mind when I heard the outcome, tho but….
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Can’t see why we’d want a trade deal with the U.S.
With their shite electric vee-hickels, appalling animal welfare standards, and tat.
We’ve got along perfectly well without one for last 249 years.
Last time I bought anything American was a pair of jeans in 1993.
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Lou Reed unfortunately died before I got the chance to whisper into his ear
“your a poseur and I hate” walk on the wildside”
you boltnecked little puff. ”
Then tenderly set fire to his square head.
I’ll always regret that.
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Lou creed was a toilet ghost who got done for diddling schoolboys, any relation?
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Lou Reed. Overrated cunt and a cunt in general.
Hated the only gifted one in the Velvet Cunterground – John Cale – so Reed forced him out of the band, But the gutless cunt got Sterling Morrison to do the dirty work. Reed is known for being a piece of work.
Reed also had a penchant for hitting women. Nico, for a start. And a few others.
And, as for his genius? His associations with Warhol and then Bowie made him seem far more important than he was. Also, the great Herbie Flowers made ‘Walk On The Wild Side’ with a definitive bass part.
Reed’s other ‘masterworks’ like ‘Sattelite Of Love’ and ‘Perfect Day’ are like twee Sesame Street songs, And Reed sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Naturally, a cunt attracts cunts. Paul Morley and Bonio love Lou Reed.
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