Dead Pool [358]

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VATICAN CITY, VATICAN – 2024/11/20: Pope Francis arrives in St. Peter’s Square for his traditional General Audience in Vatican City. (Photo by Stefano Costantino/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images)

Congratulations to Cuntemall who has won Dead Pool 357 by picking Pope Francis who died this morning followibg a stroke aged 88.He recently spent many weeks in hospital following a near fatal bout of pneumonia.Francis was the first Latin American Pope and became Pope following the resignation of Pope Benedict in 2013.He will be best remembered for his progressive views he held and espoused.

On to Dead Pool 358

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.Its first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [358]”

  4. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

    That’ll teach you to believe everything you read!

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    • Just to clarify MJB. You do mean John Aston the former MUFC & Luton winger or did you mean but misspelt John Astin the actor who played Gomez in The Addams Family?

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  7. Congratulations Cnutemall.
    Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Bernard M Quinn (better known as entertainer, comedian (?) & actor Bernie Clifton)

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  11. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Alan Price Eric Burdon
    Georgie Fame
    Alan Price

    Good riddance to a holy cunt.

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  15. Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    Well done Cuntemall.
    The old Papa looked fairly fucked on Easter Sunday but I didn’t think he would go quite so quickly. You wonder if they did an El Cid type of thing when they took him around in the popemobile .

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  18. Farewell to the Holy Father. No more appropriate time really, God Rest him.

    Whenever a Pope passes on I can’t help remembering Robbie Coltrane in ‘The Pope must die’ and Monty Pythons “The Bishop”
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    Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    William Shatner
    Lindsay Wagner

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    • And lest we forget Derek and Clive’s moving eulogy on the passing of Pope John Paul II.

      Derek: Ommmmmm om om ommm…
      Clive: I’ll tell you something. That religious singing reminded me of something. Did you, did you see that TV coverage of the the Pope when he was lying in state? You know, John Paul?
      Derek: Yeah.
      Clive: Lying in state on that catafalque.
      Derek: Yeah.
      Clive: In those robes?
      Derek: Yeah, right.
      Clive: Didn’t half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn’t he? I mean, like, I couldn’t prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately, ’cause he looked so vulnerable at rest, and, er, somebody had gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn’t fancy him when he was alive ’cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but after the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that…
      Derek: Well, the make-up was fantastic. Who done the wardrobe?
      Clive: Err, was it Verity Lambert?
      Derek: It was bloody beautiful. But it’s interesting it gave you the horn.
      Clive: Well, I find I’m, you know, er,… I’m attracted by, er, dead Popes.
      Derek: By dead Popes. Yeah. I can understand that. I can understand that. It’s enough to give you the horn. Anything gives me the horn. I look at a piece of, er, toilet paper, I get the horn.

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  19. I’ll be shedding no tears for the Marxist Antichrist Pope who was more interested in kowtowing to Islam and Pimping4Palestine and bitching about Israel dating to defend itself, while saying FUCK ALL about the persecution, rapes and murder of Christians in various Islamic Shitholes-of-Peace. Here’s hoping that his replacement is actually a Christian and not another fucking Marxist.

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  20. Noms for the Dead Pool.
    1. Mahmoud Abbas
    2. Joe Biden
    3. Any remaining very temporary Hamas leader
    4. Any remaining very temporary Hezbollah leader
    5. Any remaining Houthi leaders.

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  26. John Craven
    Claire Bloom
    Amanda Barrie
    Aimi MacDonald (1948 Show)
    Michael Aspel

    We need a Borgia type pope next, preferably one to raise a new crüŝade. DEUS VULT!!

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  30. Imelda Marcos
    Raul Castro
    Martin sheen (Charlie’s dad)
    Dick Cheaney
    Buzz Aldrin

    Good Darts Cuntsmall

    Though looking at him Sunday I did think pope looked like he may have been having a go at weekend at Bernie’s 2

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    • Thanks KC (& DD, CM Wanksock, Norman) ..

      Yeah re : Sunday footage. Bit of fishing line to the extremities puppet style & an electro cattle-prod up the holy jacksie to keep the lights on a few extra hours.

      Easter’s a big earner for ’em.

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