Dead Pool [355]

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Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 354 by picking the final Battle of Britain Pilot John “Paddy” Hemingway of Dublin who died today at the grand old age of 105 meaning “The Few” are now none.Hemingway served in the Invasion of Normandy and Dunkirk being shot down 4 times.It was fitting perhaps that he died on St Paddys Day.

R.I.P to Hemmingway and his remarkable generation of pilots.

On to Dead Pool 355

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else first.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

45 thoughts on “Dead Pool [355]”

  1. Congratulations W@nksock.
    Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    Len Deighton
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Royston “Roy” Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)

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    • I had to Google 5 for 5 in your list, Shaun, .. and I just have to say… your deadpooling is on a whole different level. Mostly everyone else just picking the oldest ‘slebs we can think of (or wishlists of despised cunts) .. but 4 terminally ill, and one 98 y.o.?

      Pure class.

      Respectfully. 🫡

      😄

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  3. Absurdity-peddler-in-chief Jorge Mario Frankie-baby ‘the pope’ Bergoglio

    Erich von Däniken
    Frederick Forsyth
    Woody Allen
    Henry Winkler

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  7. A sad day,na connection with our past has gone. I am at an age when funerals seem to be a regular occurrence, 3 so far this year.

    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

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      • Thanks MNC . You are barking up the wrong tree with Clint, my brother lives near Carmel and they see him about on a regular basis and he is fit as a fiddle. I will let you know when my brother thinks he looks a bit poorly.

      • There was an excellent letterbocks entry in Viz 46, in early 1990.

        “Have any other readers noticed when famous actors die, all their best movies are shown on t.v.?

        I hope Clint Eastwood dies next. I think he’s great!”

  23. Cliff ‘k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
    Danny ‘cunt extraordinaire’ Dyer
    Andrew ‘son of the late Lord Porchester’ Windsor
    Adam ‘retired shit actor’ Woodyatt
    Helen ‘no chin scales reptile’ Worth

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  26. A real hero has passed away.

    Yet, the BBC, Guardian and the like eulogised a piece of scum like Chicken Floyd George or some talentless coked up cunt from One Direction more.

    Says it all really.

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