La Gaiete Lyrique

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Having just watched the following YouTube video, it was obvious that a Parisian theatre called La Gaiete Lyrique is worth of a cunting.

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In an act of wisdom, akin to Queers for Palestine supporters standing on top of a tall building (if any remain standing) in Gaza, this far-left theatre which prides itself on “progressive virtues” decided to host an event called “Re-inventing the Welcome for Refugees in France”. This event proved to be so popular amongst “refugees” that they immediately took over the theatre and 300 are now treating it as home. The theatre has decided that they don’t won’t to evict these squatters as it would be “inhumane” to evict them “in the middle of winter”.

As a result of this occupation by illegals, the theatre was forced to cancel all of its events and has now gone bankrupt. It can no longer pay its 60 employees, although if they are all lefties I couldn’t care less.

Nearby businesses have lost a lot of revenue due to crowds of illegals milling around outside their premises, discouraging passers-by from the area and frequenting these businesses.

Many of these illegals are claiming to be minors to claim government benefits, although it is obvious that their balls dropped sometime during the late twentieth century.

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

69 thoughts on “La Gaiete Lyrique”

  2. A most righteous cunting.

    This stuff absolutely will not stop until every nook and cranny of the West has been turned into a Fourth World shithole.

    Meantime, guess who’ll be picking up the bill?

    Afternoon all.

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  3. Yet another example of the utter stupidity of leftists and luvvies

    “Oooh look Tarquin, there’s one of those brown people I keep seeing on the TV, aren’t they wonderful”

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  5. Someone should’ve set off the sprinklers then chucked a gross of detergent on them, that’d sort out the gollıes (they’d melt like the Wicked Witch of the West) then followed up with a explosive cannister of dessicated shredded bacon to disintegrate the muzzıes.

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      • *She looks like she could be Margot Robbie’s younger sister.

        Not you lol. You look more like uncle Fester’s younger brother if I remember right from Youtube haha,

      • Hell yes I would, she’s lush.
        She’s in a pretty good pair of horror films called “The Babysitter 1 & 2”.
        And you’re quite correct about how I look…weird as fuck!
        I have it in my head that you look like Harry H. Corbett, for some reason!
        At least that’s better than Wilfrid Bramble…

      • Hehe good man.

        No I’m a lot younger than Harry H. Corbett especially seeing as he’s been dead about 42 years.

        Having my first alcoholic drink of 2025.
        Ice cold Brooklyn Lager. All the way from Nooo Yawk

      • Actually it’s not my first alcoholic drink of 2025 because I had some the other night when I was on a date.
        Shit.
        Does this mean I have a drink problem?
        Or does it mean I have Bidenitis/memory problems?
        Or both?
        Bugger.

      • It’s alright Mis, I’ll use the Greek method of contraception.
        😄😄

        Seriously though, I think we’ll probly call time after the 2nd date. I’m not really feeling like we have a future.
        Nice lass but, just don’t think there’s any chemistry.

        Termujin (I think he’s secretly Gregg Wallace 😄) made a couple of good points the other night.
        She does have tattoos. One on her ankle and one on her shoulder blade. Kind’a sexy tbh.

      • To give her credit I think if I tried to attempt ahem “Greek sex” with her she’d probably punch me in the face and tell me to fuck off.

        And quite right too.

      • I wouldn’t be in such a rush to drop her ,
        Have fun!
        Treat her right,
        See what happens.

        Nowt against tattoos on a lass,
        Im heavily inked,
        And missus Miserable has a tattoo on her back!

        Although missus Miserable looks like a professional office worker no one would dream she’s got a tattoo.

  6. It stills amazes me it took the Germans four weeks to occupy the whole of France..
    Did they stop to do some shopping on the way..

    Daft cunts, you will never get that immigrant smell out..

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  7. Traitors, Quislings and fifth columnists are always the most dangerous of enemies.

    Rot always starts from within.

    If it isn’t cut out it just spreads and spreads.

    Look at Londonistan.

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  10. Wait until it’s certain that they’re all in there and then dowse it in petrol and set fire to it. In theatrical terms, it would be curtains for the hard faced, unwanted and parasitic pieces of something worse than shit and the French could claim that it was only done pour encourager les autres. Au revoir mes cuntish amis.

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    • I have to say that’s an utterly horrendous thought Isabel, I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight thinking about all those melting chocolate faces pressed up against the windows of locked & chained doors – simply terrible! Zzzzzzzzz

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  11. Losing ticket sales won’t be the half of it.

    If the Jungle Bunnies ever leave they’ll nick everything they can and trash anything they can’t. It’ll cost the fuckwits a fortune to refurbish and redecorate the place.

    Merde for brains.

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  14. No doubt after surrending at the first sign of trouble these frog thespians will expect us English to save them?

    Again.

    No doubt calls for the STS*
    to airdrop in , barrel roll into the theatre and free it of the immo
    horde.

    (Special Theatre Service)

    Brian Blessed, Brian Glover, Vinnie Jones, Jimmy Nail, Pat Roache and other of the Old Vic Dirty Dozen.

    Straight outta Make up and ready to kick arse!

    NO SURRENDER DARLINGS!!!

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  15. The left will never learn, third world filth will always be third world filth, saying ‘welcome’ just translates to ‘everything is free’

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  16. You give an “asylum seeker” a.k.a Joe Ronce a favour, and they regard it as a right, not to be given up. But the silly bleeding heart virtue signallers NEVER learn by their mistakes and don’t realise they have a handful of gimme and a mouthful of that’s our right. Entitled cunts.

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  17. There are legions of foreigners in France.
    So they must be the French Foreign Legion.

    Anyone know the French for ‘schadenfreude’?

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  18. I have to go along with our Froggy friends here on the eviction thing.

    It would be better to lock them in the theatre until winter is over.

    They could even start a fire to keep them warm.

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  19. In order to encourage better behaviour I suggest bayoneting everyone inside that stinking shithole to death then burning it to the ground.

    After that establish which cunts allowed them into France in the first place then hang them.

    The Royal Navy should also take advantage of the palaver by sinking all illegal vessels found in the English Channel together with a dozen French trawlers,just for starters.

    Bon Chance and Fuck Off.

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  20. I use to visit an independent artistic theatre when in Paris the Two Ball Theatre Club at 30 Rue d’ Ecole, a wonderful establishment. It closed down about 20 years ago when the net , 20 cms above your head, in which the thespians performance took place collapsed under the strain when they invited the audience to participate. If these migrants had any entrepreneurial nouse they could get it going again.

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  21. It’ll come as a shock to most but….
    I’ve never been the Theatre.😮

    Its definitely on my ” To do” list.

    I’d love to go see Shakespeare performed properly by a all white cast.

    I’ve never had any taste of culture.
    Reckon I’d like it?

    Take a few bottles of Newcastle brown ale and some butties.
    Be great👍

    I know some of the lines and could shout them out to help the actors.

    Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
    Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
    And that so lamely and unfashionable
    That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;…

    WOOF! WOOF! from the back of the theatre 😂

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    • Fuckin toothless peasant am I, MNC? Well, I’d say that a rose by any other name would smell just as fucking sweet…

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      • Hehehe 😂

        Not you Gusset.
        Your like me,
        Urbane.

        The rest of these shagsacks on here would be happier chasing a greased pig than sat in a theatre watching the works of the immortal bard.

        Wasted on here me.
        Pearl before swine.

        I should be on a forum that discusses art, poetry and tasteful pursuits.

      • True enough, Mis 🤣
        Mind you, that Macbeth was a bit of a cunt. Fuckin jock though, so what d’you expect.

      • Evening MNC…how’s tricks?
        When you were at school, did they ever let you watch Macbeth?
        We were allowed to watch the Roman Polanski version (had quite a progressive English lit teacher) with lots of juicy murders and some bare tits.
        Witch’s tits, mind. But still a treat during a school day.
        I reckon Macbeth and Banquo had a cheeky bum and Macbeth was so ashamed of his closet fruitiness, that’s why he bumped Banquo off.

      • Evening Thomas👍
        Sadly no.
        We were never taught anything about Shakespeare.
        Nothing.

        Disgraceful level of education.
        It should be part of all British kids education.
        Along with WW2, the crusades, crècy Agincourt, Waterloo, the Danelaw,
        And the peasants revolt.

        Wish we had.☹️

      • I haven’t been back since I turned up at the local production of Hamlet and they told me “You’re bard!”.

      • Id make a great teacher LL.
        History.
        Brought to life!

        Kids learn from roleplay.
        Fact.

        They’d understand the intricacies of the battle of Agincourt if they were issued with longbows,
        Bollock daggers, broadswords and pikes, and put in historical dress.

        The trans kids, non English speaking kids and gender neutral kids could be the french.

        Bet everyone of them would get a history GCSE

      • Indeed Mis, a visit to the Royal Armouries Museum in Leeds and the Jorvik Viking Centre would be mandatory for all kids.

        My old history teacher Mr Schwartz was very passionate about WW1 and used to tell us all about his great uncle Horace fighting in the trenches, I still remember him almost 25 years later.

      • The best teacher I had was a Mr Taylor in junior school.

        He was great, loved history!
        And all things military.

        He encouraged me to bring in things of my dad’s( my dad collected militaria) and I once brought in a English cavalry sword named “Bloody Rose’s he gave me a A+.

        Imagine that now?
        A 8yr old going to school with a big fuck off sword?!!!

        Be helicopter swirling , orders via megaphone, camera crews.😁

      • “We were never taught anything about Shakespeare.
        Nothing.”

        You’ve mentioned before Mis that you didn’t rate your education. I’m beginning to believe you.

      • You piss taker Arfur 😁

        But it’s true.
        Poorly educated☹️

        I’m aware I’m grammatically disabled.

        I lie awake at night worrying about it…😆

      • Honestly Mis, I was not casting aspersions or taking the piss and I don’t believe for a moment you lie awake worrying about grammar. Also I may be a peasant but I’m not a toothless one.

  24. Googled it

    La Gaîté Lyrique
    4.5 (2,556) Cultural center

    Temporarily closed (In bold red!) 😀😀😀

    Address: 3 bis Rue Papin, 75003 Paris, France
    Phone: +33 1 84 74 49 00

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  25. Today Paris. Tomorrow we march on Broadway and The West End..
    Lets Stage a riot
    So the economy of what was a well off social area vanishes within a flash as the “guests” arrive.
    Jobs. livelihoods, years of struggle growing a local business, property values tumble etc etc and all because politicians failed to act when they needed to, and it’s too late now.

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  26. I went to a Blaster Bates ” gig” back in the early seventies. Plus the Oldham Tinkers.

    Northern culture.

    Really enjoyed it. I recall Elvis Costello & the Attractions weren’t best pleased when on all the civic centre everyone started gobbing on them

    The fucking marde arses walked off stage..!

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