Congratulations to the Cunt Man of Alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 348 by picking the legendary British Sitcom Actor Brian Murphy who died at his home on Sunday following a short battle with cancer aged 92.Murphy was best known for his role as George Roper the downtrodden husband of Mildred Roper played by the late Yoitha Joyce in Man about The House and George and Mildred which ended in 1980 when Joyce died aged just 53.Murphy went on to star in The Booze Cruise,Last of the Summer Wine, ,Benidorm ,Brookside and Wizadora which was a childhood favourite of mine!He is survived by his second wife the actress Linda Regan.
On to Dead Pool 349
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been picked.
5)Hits are rewarded in chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chrology of death.
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Cunt Man of Alchytraz.
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Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Nancy Olson
Warren Buffet
Danny Glover
Nice work Cunt Man of Alcatraz.
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Jose Mujica
Sam Nujoma
Stanley Baxter
Alan Greenspan
Gene Shalit
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Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
James Hong
James “Jim” Lovell
Buzz Aldrin
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Dan Quayle
Alice cooper
Joe biden
Dione Warwick
Elke Sommer
Terry Gilliam
Nice arrow Alcatraz
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Oops sorry can’t count…. I’ll reject sleepy Joe as he’s already half dead anyway 👍😩
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6 picks??? You need to lose one.
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Beat me to it.
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Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Renée Richards
George Carey
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Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Henry Winkler
William Shatner
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Clint Eastwood
Bruce Willis
Phil Collins
Beast of Bolsover
Matthew corbett
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Congratulations CM of A
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Sadly missed ☹️
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Don King
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Melvyn Hayes
Ratko Mladic
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Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Lindsay Wagner
Michael Brandon
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Pete Murray, Eric Clapton, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Michael heseltine
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Cliff ‘Op YewTree dodger, colostomy bag wearing, k*ddie fiddling wrong ‘un’ Richard
Danny ‘ooh, I’m a hard man’ Dyer
Justin Bieber. (Deranged fan assassin)
Helen ‘scaly, no neck reptile’ Worth
Dame Kier (Death by erotic asphyxiation)
1
I hope Stasi Starmer dies a horrible slow painful death
3
I hope all that lot (Keir Stapo, Mucky Ange, Rachel Shylock, Uncle Tom Lammy, Whoopsie Wes Streeting, Millipede etc) all go up in a ball of flames. An engulfing inferno.
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Remember Lucy Ewing from Dallas?
My dad used to call her ‘No Neck’.
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
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Just been watching O’ Sullivan in Dick Turpin.
It was a good series, done by the people who made Robn of Sherwood.
Better than the crap that’s out now.
2
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Richard Chamberlain
Noddy Holder
Cleo Laine
Roger McGough
John Gorman.
0
Well done Cunt Man.
Shame about Brian Murphy. Booze Cruise was brilliant.
Dame Patricia Routledge
Dame Joan Collins
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
Dame Julie Andrews
1
Would have jumped Vanessa in her 60s prime.
But she was/is just such an insufferable faux commie gobshite cunt.
3
Nominating Julie Andrews is an outrage!
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Julie as Mary Poppins.
The only Disney character I ever wanted to shag.
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Bloody right there TTCUTS she’s one of my regulars.
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RIP Brian. Sad news indeed.
Colin Jeavons
Tom Baker
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Brian Cooke
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Michael Caine
Gloria Hunniford
David Essex
Joe Bugner
Val Singleton
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Paul Stookey
David Blunkett
Millicent Martin
Anita Harris
Tony Blair
Good darts TCMOA
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Brian Blessed
Ozzy Ozbourne
Kate Moss
Daniella Westbrook
Nancy Pelosi
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James Ivory
Tippi Hedren
Berry Gordy
Vera Miles
David Irving
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Sidney Cooke
Padriag Flynn
Rev Martin Smyth
John Woodvine
Gerry Adams
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When Gerry goes, there will be a massive party.
1
In there Cunt Man.
Murphy with the great Yootha Joyce were good as George and Mildred. When sitcoms were allowed to be funny, without woke do’s and don’ts.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Jane Morgan
Ray Anthony
Ann Blyth
1
Mr. Murphy’s passing has got me thinking about Man About The House.
Living next door to a young Paula Wilcox and Sally Thomsett.
3
Harriet Harman
Gillian McCutcheon
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
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Julie Goodyear, Pete Doherty, Katie Price, Thelma Barlow and Boy George.
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I last saw Julie Goodyear around Heywood about a year ago.
Really hate to say it, but it looks bad for her.
A far cry from when I met her (and Anne Kirkbride) in their 70s heyday. Great ladies, the pair of them. And not at all cunts.
A lot of Street stars turned up at the Mayfair cinema in Whitefield. What I noticed was that none of them sat next to one another, never mind even speaking to each other. The film was The Towering Inferno.
The only two who sat together and who weren’t snotty cunts were Julie Goodyear and Annie Kirkbride. Me, like the young div I was at the time, attempted to (badly) flirt with the pair of them. Annie took it with great humour. While Julie winked at me and smiled as she said ‘Come back when yer old enough, Cock.’
Sound as a pound, and two genuine Street greats.
3
Nice anecdote Norman
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Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
Nice Shot CM Alcatraz
Mel Brooks
Dick van dyke
Robert Duvall
Imelda Marcos
Raul Castro
1
Tom Courtnay
Arthur Scargill
Robert Redford
Derren Nesbitt
Jimmy Tarbuck
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Heselslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
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