Dead Pool [349]

Congratulations to the Cunt Man of Alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 348 by picking the legendary British Sitcom Actor Brian Murphy who died at his home on Sunday following a short battle with cancer aged 92.Murphy was best known for his role as George Roper the downtrodden husband of Mildred Roper played by the late Yoitha Joyce in Man about The House and George and Mildred which ended in 1980 when Joyce died aged just 53.Murphy went on to star in The Booze Cruise,Last of the Summer Wine, ,Benidorm ,Brookside and Wizadora which was a childhood favourite of mine!He is survived by his second wife the actress Linda Regan.

On to Dead Pool 349

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been picked.

5)Hits are rewarded in chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chrology of death.

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool [349]

  1. Cliff ‘Op YewTree dodger, colostomy bag wearing, k*ddie fiddling wrong ‘un’ Richard
    Danny ‘ooh, I’m a hard man’ Dyer
    Justin Bieber. (Deranged fan assassin)
    Helen ‘scaly, no neck reptile’ Worth
    Dame Kier (Death by erotic asphyxiation)

    • Just been watching O’ Sullivan in Dick Turpin.
      It was a good series, done by the people who made Robn of Sherwood.

      Better than the crap that’s out now.

  2. Well done Cunt Man.
    Shame about Brian Murphy. Booze Cruise was brilliant.

    Dame Patricia Routledge
    Dame Joan Collins
    Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
    Dame Julie Andrews

  3. In there Cunt Man.

    Murphy with the great Yootha Joyce were good as George and Mildred. When sitcoms were allowed to be funny, without woke do’s and don’ts.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Jane Morgan
    Ray Anthony
    Ann Blyth

    • Mr. Murphy’s passing has got me thinking about Man About The House.

      Living next door to a young Paula Wilcox and Sally Thomsett.

    • I last saw Julie Goodyear around Heywood about a year ago.
      Really hate to say it, but it looks bad for her.

      A far cry from when I met her (and Anne Kirkbride) in their 70s heyday. Great ladies, the pair of them. And not at all cunts.

      A lot of Street stars turned up at the Mayfair cinema in Whitefield. What I noticed was that none of them sat next to one another, never mind even speaking to each other. The film was The Towering Inferno.

      The only two who sat together and who weren’t snotty cunts were Julie Goodyear and Annie Kirkbride. Me, like the young div I was at the time, attempted to (badly) flirt with the pair of them. Annie took it with great humour. While Julie winked at me and smiled as she said ‘Come back when yer old enough, Cock.’

      Sound as a pound, and two genuine Street greats.

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